The Macc Lads
The Macc Lads – the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band i… Read Full Bio ↴The Macc Lads – the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" – formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they become notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base. They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes.

Song lyrics cover an array of subjects, including beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, football, fighting, and bodily functions. "Newcy Brown" beer makes an appearance in one song, but Boddingtons is the beer of choice for a true Macc Lad. And according to the Lads' songs, forcing a gay man to drink several pints of Boddingtons will change his sexual orientation!

Numerous synonyms for female genitalia, sexual intercourse, and homosexuals have been coined by the Macc Lads throughout the years, which is a great source of pride. However, 'Muttley McLad' – the lead singer/shouter of the band – is reported to have said that his proudest achievement is rhyming "George Michael" with "menstrual cycle".
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The Macc Lads Lyrics


Al O'Peesha He works in a bank from nine to five, Then he…
All Day Drinking Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity All Day Drinkin' Staggered i…
Alton Towers Fucking right. Bank holiday Monday, By Sunday I was.... So l…
Back Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your…
Barrel's Round Charlie's chatting up a barmaid, Beater's puking in the stre…
Barrel’s Round Beer, beer, we want more beer, All the lads are cheering, 'G…
Beer & Sex & Chips 'n' Gravy Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy God's Gift To…
Ben Nevis He squidges in the van, All twenty four stones, He gets thre…
Bitter Fit Crack Walked in the Bear′s at a quarter to eight, Dumped the…
Blackpool One day after closing I was lying on me nest,When…
Bloik Yaaaaaaaaaw! Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with…
Boddies Well you ain't been goin' down the pub, You ain't been…
Buenos Aires '90 There was a load of bloody fairies in Buenos bloody…



Charlotte I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me…
Dan's Round Us Andbag We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly, We're gonna get la…
Dan's Underpant We all went down New Delih, We had too much curry…
Dead Cat A ya ya ya ya ya yaaar... No petrol in the…
Desperate Dan The big fat chud wobbled home one night, singing: 'Woah, Mac…
Do You Love Me Close your legs love, your meat smells. But it keeps the…
Do You Love Me? Close your legs love, your meat smells. But it keeps the…
Eh Up! ... Macc Lads Fuck Cunt Wank Shit! Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, …
England's Glory Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a…
Failure With Girls I've got an ugly face, With spots all over the place, I…
Fat Bastard He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, You wouldn't beli…
Fluffy Pup Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She…
Frogbashing Frogbashers, Frogbashers, Frogbashers, dirty bastards, Frog…
Geordie Girl New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I…
Get Weavin Get weavin'. Well the fair comes down just once every year, …
God's Gift To Women I got a buer that works in Dillons in the…
Gone Fishin' I knew she had pox, when I looked for clean…
Gordon's Revenge Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list…
Guess Me Weight I bet my mates I could get a date with…
Hen Night The pub went hush, could hear a fag drop, A glass…
Julie the Schooly Julie was a schooly and she said she came from…
Knock Knock Knock knock, Whose there?, Thatcher! Thatcher who?. Thatcher…
Lads From Macc Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to…
Lady Muck Well I want to sing a song about Lady Muck…
Lucy Lastic Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is…
Macc Lads Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to…
Made of Ale Mucky hiker hitching west along the M65 She's got seamen on…
Miss Macclesfield She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a…
Mister Methane I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid, Its been…
Monkees Here we come, Muttley, Nobby, Stez Styx, We drink Boddington…
My Pub I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half…
Nagasaki Sauce Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a…
No Sheep 'til Buxton Sheep shaggers.... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, …
No Sheep Til Buxton Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity Sheep shaggers... Went up i…
No Sheep ′til Buxton Sheep shaggers.... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, …
Now He's a Poof Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come…
Now He′s a Poof Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come…
Piles Get f***ed! She came from Biddulph, and she called me "du…
Rockweilers Stuck our faces out the windows on the way to…
Saturday Night It was Saturday night and we're dressed for the kill, I've…
Stoppy Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your…
Sweaty Betty Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Sweatty Betty Well, she…
Tab After Tab Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup, Crack after…
That's Gay He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with…
The Lads From Macc Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to…
The Macc Lad's Party Where's the fucking party? Someone's in the kitchen eating p…
The Macc Lads Party Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to…
Turtles Heads The fit bird at Tesco with the massive tits said…
Twenty Pints Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than…
Ugly Women Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with…
Village Idiot Its thirty foot long and it stinks of piss, Sores and…


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