I'm A Playa
Tech N9ne Lyrics

Mother fucker
Addressing the audience with an exclamation

I'm A Playa (echo I'm a playa)
Stating the song's title and echoing the same

I'm a playa
Repeating the previous statement

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yea Tecca Nina is a playa)
Emphasizing that the artist is a playa and referring to himself as Tecca Nina

If you see me lookin' clean cut
Instructing the listener to pay attention when the artist is well-groomed

Matchin' from head to toe dippin' with a mean strut
Describing the singer's confident walk when dressed in matching clothes

Throwin' and blowin' green stuff hella creamed up with a bling cup
Referring to smoking marijuana and drinking from a decorated cup

Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up
Explaining that anyone is welcome to hang out with the artist

If you, see me step off in the clubber with some pros
Referring to the artist entering the club with women

With about 6 of 'em cut no longer waiting to be chose
Describing how the women accompanying the artist are already chosen

And if you hear me tell my homies anything goes
Telling the listener that the singer and his friends are carefree in their actions

With these chickens dippin' to Davy's right when the clubber close
Revealing that the artist and women are leaving the club together when it closes

If you see me on the grind getting' mine
Telling the listener to observe the singer working hard

If you bust in the room and find me hittin' yours from behind
If the listener walks in on the singer having sex with their partner from behind

If you hear me bustin' rhymes rippin' each and every time
If the listener hears the singer rapping flawlessly

If I got it at capacity and you still got a line
If the club is full, and the listener still has to wait

If I'm rollin' on dubs, if it's K-Town bud
Referring to the artist arriving in a car with large wheels and good quality marijuana

If they showin' me love with a red rug at the club
If the club is treating the singer as a VIP with special treatment

If you see them hatas giving me mugs, ladies giving me hugs, no, it ain't no rocket science it's because:
Noticing the envious people giving dirty looks and women showing love to the singer

I'm a playa in every sense of the word ya heard
Confidently asserting that the artist is a true playa

I'm getting' money from these dummies flip your chick so absurd
Indicating that the artist's sexual prowess turns women loyal to someone else

I'm a playa and I pop collars,
Stating that the artist is a playa, and he pops his collar to show it

I'm a playa when I don't or when I do drop dollars,them rot weilders
Asserting that the singer is a playa, whether he spends money or not

She don't want no softy sayin' he do when he don't
Telling the listener that women prefer men who keep their promises

She don't want no perpetrating 9 to fiver trying to flaunt
Explaining that women don't like men who pretend to have important jobs

She don't want no punk that can't get it krunk
Stating that women don't want men who cannot party hard

No she don't, that's how it go, so my homie Kaliko tell'em what she want
Reinforcing that women have high expectations, and Kaliko would tell exactly what a woman desires

She want a playa not thugs on dubs
Affirming that a woman is looking for a true playa, not posers driving large cars

We be rollin' them 22's and 3's poppin' ludes and V's
Describing the artist and friends riding in expensive cars with intoxicating drugs

I'm in hot pursuit of a prostitute Kaliko knock boots gots lots to shoot, and I'm pullin out the latex and given it to who's next
Suggesting that the singer and Kaliko are seeking out prostitutes for sex, and the singer is wearing protection

And fool'em pull a brunette wit unforgettable sex
Implying that the singer and Kaliko are successful finding a stunning brunette for their satisfaction

She's oohin'-oohin'-ooh sweat and I ain't telling who's wet,
Revealing that the woman is enjoying the sex, but the artist isn't disclosing who is involved

And I ain't getting loose yet, so who's next for group sex
Hinting that the artist and Kaliko are prepared to continue having sexual encounters with others

Listen closely 'cause this is sumthin you might not know
Telling the listener to pay attention to the valuable advice incoming

Never ever tell ya love where else you get your love
Advising the listener to keep their love interests secret from one another

Move in groups no one on one when you hit the club
Instructing the listener to move around in groups while going out to protect each other

And you should know this if you call yourself a wicked thug
Addressing the listener by reminding him of his self-proclaimed identity

If you creep to the movies throw away your ticket stub
Suggesting that the listener discard items that can reveal his whereabouts

If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Telling the listener to be cautious while cleaning off after sexual activity

Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
Warning the listener that soap used while cleaning may leave a scent behind

That way when you get home no questions you won't leave her bent
Reassuring the listener about leaving no evidence behind to avoid suspicion

Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent
Reiterating not to use soap while cleaning

Don't tell a number two that she's your one and only
Stating that the listener shouldn't lie to anyone about being exclusive

Cause if she know it's way easy to go her own way
Reminding the listener about the possible consequences of lying

If you taking chickens to your secret home hey
Addressing the listener directly to caution them during private encounters

Always go the back way to confuse'em just take the long way
Advising the listener to use alternate routes to prevent being followed

To all the ladies if you playin' throw ya hands up
Directing the statement to all the ladies who associate with playa lifestyle

To all my fellas if you playin' throw ya grands up
Directing the statement to all the men who associate with playa lifestyle

This is 4-eva baby having clever thangs I'm a playa
Asserting that the singer is a playa because of his smart actions

Mother fucker and I bet I'll never change
Reiterating that the singer's lifestyle wouldn't change whatsoever

I'm a playa
Repeating the song's title yet again