Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
Dr. Octagon Lyrics

I would have been completely dead had it not been for the shark man.
Referring to a creature with a shark-like body and human-like arms and face. This creature saved the singer's life.

Shark man?
The singer is seeking confirmation of the name 'shark man', which is the best description for the creature they are referring to.

I hate this kid.
The singer dislikes the person or subject they are talking about.

It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man? That’s the chap.
Confirming that the creature being referred to has the physical characteristics of a shark body with human-like arms and face.

Holy jumping jackfish!
An exclamation of surprise or disbelief.

Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of dr. octagon. I myself Mr. Gerbik. half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator. Carrying a dead walrus. check it.
Introducing the character of Mr. Gerbik who is half-shark, half-man with skin like an alligator. Describing that Mr. Gerbik is carrying a dead walrus.

With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac My skin turn orange and green in the limousine People think I’m mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Describing Mr. Gerbik's unique appearance with white eyes, gray hair, skin that changes color, and sideburns that react. People think he has shark DNA and is drinking gasoline.

Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve Walking down hollywood boulevard with a credit card Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
Mr. Gerbik has the ability to breathe underwater and is walking around Hollywood with three alligators. His hard skin and unique appearance cause people to watch him. Transvestites and space parasites are also observed.

I left his head in the store, legs in the street Body in wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet L.a.p.d. through gray clouds couldn’t see me I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow People got scared and ranned away they think I’m weird I was born this way, halfsharkalligator Is he weird?
Describing a violent incident where Mr. Gerbik left parts of a body in various places with blood on his feet. He is able to avoid being detected by law enforcement due to his ability to change colors. People find him strange and he attributes it to being born as a half-shark, half-alligator.

Half-shark-alligator-half-man Half man, half shark!
A repetitive chorus that emphasizes Mr. Gerbik's unique physical composition as half-shark, half-alligator, and half-man.

My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra My mechanism is more than dionne’s psychic voodoo African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes You can’t see, with greedy glasses Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases My description dinosaur I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades Seven-oh-seven, mr. gerbik Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from philly My appetites more big it’s time for wildabeasts Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles And shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp
Various nonsensical descriptions of Mr. Gerbik's abilities and experiences. He is able to vomit in different ways, experience spasms, battle with strange creatures, and use unconventional medical techniques. Mr. Gerbik's skin is compared to razor blades, and he claims to be able to control the minds of animals. He also talks about his insatiable appetite and his ability to control his seven eyes in different ways.

In my real world, orangutangs dance for thanksgiving With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission Holding backward raps to all my power packs Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack We’re too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice Contact jupiter pools martians bring my rice I’m out flyin with purple capes in the twilight Oooh ooh ooh, tonight’s the night My oxygen region’s, new york to California Half shark alligator half man!
More nonsensical descriptions of Mr. Gerbik's experiences, talking about orangutangs, skeleton bones, and skunk tails. He talks about rapping and impressing baboons while also attracting girl horses. Together with his unique abilities, he also claims to have a wide territory spanning from New York to California.