A Complicated Song
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

Uh huh, extra cheese
Expressing agreement and confirming the addition of more cheese to the pizza

Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Agreeing with the proposal and requesting that a portion of the pizza be reserved for later

Pizza party at your house
Attending a gathering at a friend's residence with the purpose of consuming pizza

I went just to check it out
Attending the party out of curiosity

Nineteen extra larges
There were 19 large pizzas available

What a shame
Expressing regret that no one else attended the party

No one came
Stating that no other guests attended the pizza party

Just us eatin' all alone
Eating pizza without other guests present, indicating loneliness

You said, "Take the pizza home"
Offering the artist any leftover pizza to take home

"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
Explaining the decision to offer the artist leftover pizza

So then I faced
Introducing the problem that resulted from consuming a large amount of pizza

Pizza all day
Eating pizza for every meal of the day

And every day
Eating pizza on a daily basis

This cheese 'round the clock
Referring to the excessive amount of cheese consumed throughout the day

Is gettin' me blocked
Stating that the singer is experiencing constipation due to their diet

And I sure don't care
Expressing apathy towards the condition

For irregularity
Stating that the artist is not bothered by their irregular bowel movements

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Questioning why the overconsumption of pizza has caused the singer to become constipated

'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
Expressing desperation to end their constipation

In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain
Describing the artist's efforts to have a bowel movement

And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Describing the discomfort being experienced during the process

Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
Considering options for relieving the constipation

No no no
Rejecting the idea of medical intervention

I was feelin' pretty down
Depressed after the previous ordeal

'Till my girlfriend came around
Feeling better once the singer's girlfriend arrived

We're just so alike in every way
Noting the similarities between the singer and their girlfriend

I gotta say
Expressing enthusiasm for their relationship

In fact, I just thought I might
Considering proposing to their girlfriend

Pop the question there that night
Intending to ask for their girlfriend's hand in marriage

I was kissing her so tenderly
Engaged in a romantic moment with their girlfriend

But woe is me
Expressing regret after discovering something unexpected

Who would have guessed
Surprised by the discovery

Her family crest
Referring to a symbol associated with their girlfriend's lineage

I'd suddenly spy
Unexpectedly noticing the symbol

Tattooed on her thigh
Noting the location of the tattooed symbol

And son-of-a-gun
Expressing frustration

It's just like the one on me
Realizing that the symbol is the same as the one they bear

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Questioning how the singer could have known about the familial connection

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
Asserting the singer would not have pursued their relationship if they were aware of their cousin status

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
Uncertain about the course of action given the situation

And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
Acknowledging the possibility of genetic abnormalities if they were to have offspring

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
Suggesting the possibility of moving to a location where cousin marriage is more accepted

No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
Strongly rejecting the idea of continuing their relationship

I had so much on my mind
Experiencing overwhelming thoughts

I thought maybe I'd unwind
Deciding to alleviate stress through amusement

Try out that new roller coaster ride
Attempting to experience excitement through a new amusement park ride

And the guide
Referring to the person in charge of regulating the roller coaster ride

Said not to stand
Prohibiting riders from standing while riding the roller coaster

But that's a demand
Challenging the prohibition

That I couldn't meet
Unable to comply with the demand

I got on my feet
Physically standing up while riding the roller coaster

And stood up instead
Failing to obey the rules

And knocked off my head, you see
Referring to a hypothetical and absurd consequence of standing up while riding a roller coaster

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
Questioning why the singer would engage in risky behavior while riding a roller coaster

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Expressing frustration at the situation after losing one's head

Such a drag, now
Expressing disappointment at the loss of one's head

Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
Listing basic functions that can no longer be performed without a head

I can't belch or yodel anymore
Adding to the list of things the artist can no longer do without a head

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Enumerating the things the singer can no longer perform without a head, including reading magazines

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
Reiterating frustration over the continued bad luck

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
Expressing continued frustration and discontent with the current situation

What a bummer
Expressing disappointment

Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
Listing more physical functions that cannot be performed without a head

But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Acknowledging that there are some minor benefits to not having one's head attached to their body

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
Explaining that the artist's life has not been the same since losing their head

No no no
Repeating rejection of the situation