Yoda
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
I encountered him in a murky marsh situated in the planet Dagoba

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
Where it constantly effervesces like an enormous carbonated beverage

S-O-D-A, soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I observed the small creature seated on a wooden block

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said 'yoda'
I inquired about his name, to which he replied in a rough voice, 'Yoda'

Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Y-O-D-A, Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
I have traveled to diverse places, yet never witnessed

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
A male that resembles a hirsute puppet, nonetheless he's crinkled and green

Oh, my Yoda
Oh, my Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
I'm not mentally impaired, however I cannot comprehend

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
How he can elevate me into the atmosphere simply by lifting his limb

Oh, my Yoda
Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
I departed my residence only seven days prior

And I've never ever been a Jedi before
And I have never been a Jedi until now

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
But Obi Wan Kenobi, he remedied my misinterpretation, naturally

He said, 'Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force'
He declared, 'Visit Yoda and he will instruct you on the ways of the Force'

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
I'm not the type who argues with Ben

So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
Therefore, it appears that I am required to commence once more

With my Yoda
With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yoda

So I used the Force
Therefore, I utilized the Force

I picked up a box
I raised a container

I lifted some rocks
I elevated some stones

While I stood on my head
While I was positioned on my cranium

Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
I will not fail to remember what Yoda uttered

He said, 'Luke, stay away from the darker side
He declared, 'Luke, refrain from the more ominous facet

And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide'
And if you begin to wander off course, rely on the Force as your mentor'

Oh, my Yoda
Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
"I understand Darth Vader is truly provoking you

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
However, remember that if you slay him, then you will become unemployed"

Oh, my Yoda
Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
I comprehended that my friends encountered dire straits

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
Therefore, I will probably have to bid farewell to Yoda

But I know that I'll be coming back some day
Nonetheless, I am confident that I will return someday

I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
I will be performing this role until I am elderly and grey-haired

The long-term contract that I had to sign
The enduring agreement that I was obliged to approve

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Specifies that I will continue making these films perpetually

With my Yoda
With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda