Attack Of The Radioactive Hams
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the




Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars

Overall Meaning

"Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars" is a humorous commentary on the paranoia and panic often seen in movies and literature about alien invasions, with a side of social commentary on the impact of human activity on the environment. The song begins with the singer inadvertently creating the titular monsters by misusing a microwave, a reference to the many warnings about the potential dangers of microwave ovens. The creatures then mutate and grow, taking over the singer's town, causing property values to plummet and the National Guard to be called in, highlighting the negative effects on society as a whole.


Line by Line Meaning

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
There were some hamsters that appeared recently at my door


They looked so sweet and harmless
They were visually innocent


Tell me, how was I to know
I couldn't have known


They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
The hamsters became overexposed to radiation and grew larger than expected


They grew to forty thousand times their original size
The hamsters grew to an enormous size


They started mutatin' right before my eyes
The hamsters began to mutate in front of me


Oh my
This is concerning


A race from a distant place
The hamsters come from a faraway planet


They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
The hamsters arrived on Earth in cigar-shaped flying objects


Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
The hamsters make loud, unpleasant noises


Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
The hamsters are causing chaos and destruction everywhere


The president, he's is a panic
The president is very worried


The pentagon, they're in shock
The Pentagon is stunned


There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Scientists are studying the hamsters constantly


Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
The National Guard has arrived on the scene


And the Marines'll be comin' around
The Marines will also be involved


I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
I really want the hamsters to leave my area


'Cause the property values are goin' way down now
The hamsters are causing property prices to decline


They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
The hamsters have returned and are hungry


And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
The hamsters don't prefer Burger King or salad


I hope they're not plannin' to stay
I hope the hamsters don't plan to stick around


Who invited them here anayway
I'm not sure how the hamsters got here


Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
One particular hamster is as big as a blimp


And there's one the size of central park
Another hamster is as big as Central Park


They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
The hamsters are using telephone poles to clean their teeth


They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
The hamsters are malicious, unpleasant, and glow in the dark


Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
Shooting the hamsters is useless


You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
The hamsters get angry when shot


They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
The hamsters plan to dominate humanity


But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
The hamsters are still somewhat endearing


What a racquet they're makin', Jack
The hamsters are making a lot of noise


They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
The hamsters play electric guitars and keep me from sleeping


Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Be careful, Jack


Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
The hamsters are coming from their planet near Mars


Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
The hamsters have launched an attack on Earth




Lyrics © OBO APRA/AMCOS

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found