In addition to recording his albums, Yankovic has written and starred in his own film, UHF, and his own television show, The Weird Al Show, and directed music videos for himself and other artists including Ben Folds, Hanson, the Black Crowes and The Presidents of the United States of America. He has also made guest appearances on many television shows, in addition to starring in his own Al TV specials.
Though parodies earned him his fame, Yankovic has recorded a greater number of humorous songs with original tunes. Some of these pieces are pastiches (or style parodies), where he chooses a band's entire body of work to emulate rather than any single hit, although Yankovic has many completely original pieces. Most of his albums include a medley which juxtaposes the choruses of various songs in a polka style to accordion music.
Due to his popularity, he has been credited with several songs that are not actually his. A full list of every song he has ever actually done, including the live-only songs, can be found at the Al Songs website. Similarly, a comprehensive list of songs incorrectly credited to him can be found at The Not Al Page.
In 2006, Al recorded the song "You're Pitiful". However, while James Blunt gave his blessing for the parody of his song, "You're Beautiful", Blunt's label Atlantic Records was opposed to it. Though parodies are protected legally, the issue had become "more of a political matter than a legal matter", according to Al, so he decided to not put the song on his next album. Instead, he offered it as a free download from his site.
His latest album, "Straight Outta Lynwood", was released September 26th, 2006. Its first released single, "Don't Download This Song", was made available as a free download on August 21, 2006. The animated video for the track and a link to downloadable MP3 is available at dontdownloadthissong.com. Among other tracks, the album includes parodies of Green Day, Usher, R. Kelly, and Chamillionaire. Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" is parodied as "White and Nerdy", the second released single from the new album. This single has thus far climbed as far as #9 on the Billboard Singles chart, eclipsing "Eat It" as Al's highest charting single (which went as high as #12).
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Germs
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics
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But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) I can't even see'em,
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in every drink
They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
I got'em way up my nose
In every orifice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Look under the microscope
See??
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get'em off a me
I'm covered with microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me?
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
They're all over me
I can feel'em all over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
They're coming after me
Microscopic bacteria
Won't somebody help
Please somebody help me
You've got to believe me
They're out to get me
They want to control me
They want to destroy me
They're tryin' to kill me
It kind of upsets me
The song "Germs" by "Weird Al" Yankovic is a light-hearted take on the idea of germs, microbes, and bacteria living within or on the human body. The first verse communicates the feeling of wanting to be alone that sometimes may be hard to achieve because of the multitude of microbes that exist within and outside one's body.
The second stanza is about the frustration that comes with attempting to keep these germs away. Yankovic talks about the measures he takes such as excessive scrubbing and excessive cleaning, but to no avail since they return eventually. He continues to express his helplessness concerning the germs, stating that he cannot see them, but he knows they are present.
In the final verse, Yankovic lists the various places where these germs can be found, such as on his clothes, in his car, in his bathroom, and within his drinks. He then goes on to imagine finding a way to get rid of them. Despite the recurring silliness in the song, it highlights the essential idea that microbes are an inevitable part of human life, and there's nothing much anyone can do but be aware of them and practice good hygiene.
Line by Line Meaning
Sometimes I really want to be alone
There are times where the singer desires to be by oneself
But that's one state I'm never in
However, the singer can never achieve complete aloneness
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
This is due to the fact that the singer has countless
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
Microscopic, single-cell organisms residing on their skin
I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
Despite the attempts to clean it off, the germs refuse to be removed
But they just come right back again
The germs always return
I can't even see'em,
The germs are not visible to the naked eye
but I know they're up to something
Nonetheless, the artist acknowledges their presence
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!
The artist refrains someone else from coming in contact with anything they have touched, as there may be germs present
They're all over me
The germs are present everywhere on the artist's body
They're inside of me
The germs have found their way inside of the singer's body
Can't get'em off a me
The artist is unable to rid themselves of the germs
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria
The singer's body is significantly populated with tiny organisms
What do they want from me
The singer is confused about what the germs intend to do
What'll they do to me?
The singer is curious and uncertain about the germs' effects on their body
There's no escape for me
Alas, the artist is unable to get away from the germs' presence
I'm crawling with microscopic bacteria
The germs are abundant on the artist's physical form
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
When the singer decides to go to bed
That's when they start their sneak attack
The germs begin to actively reproduce when the singer falls asleep
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
The next day, the artist wakes up with a feeling of disgust
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
The artist discovers their teeth are coated in potentially harmful germs
Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
The germs are extremely difficult to remove from the artist's face
And there's more comin' every day
The germs reproduce rapidly, creating even more of them
I never said that they could camp out on my body
The artist did not invite or approve the germs staying in or on their body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
The singer expresses a desire for the germs to leave their body
They're creepin' around my shorts
The germs are present in the singer's pants
They're under the bathroom sink
The germs are lurking in the bathroom
They're ridin' inside my car
The germs have made their way into the artist's car
They're swimmin' in every drink
The germs are present in every drink the artist consumes
They're hidin' between my toes
The germs have settled in between the singer's toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
The germs may also be present when someone else shares a kiss with the singer
I got'em way up my nose
The germs are present in the artist's nasal passage
In every orifice
The germs are present in every opening in the artist's body
I'm gonna show them who's boss
The artist vows to take control of the situation and get rid of the germs
I'm gonna get even yet
The singer plans to take revenge on the germs
Just gimme some Lysol spray
The artist requests disinfectant to get rid of the germs
Just hand me a moist towelette
The singer asks for a cleansing wipe to use on their body
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
The singer doesn't want to be told that their worries about the germs are irrational
I know that they're after me
The singer firmly believes that the germs have malicious intent towards them
Look under the microscope
The artist suggests looking at the germs under a microscope to understand their influence on their body
I can feel'em all over me
The artist can physically sense the germs' presence
Over every part of me
The germs have invaded every inch of the singer's body
I know they're watching me
The singer is convinced that the germs are keeping watch over them
They're always watching me
The artist believes the germs are constantly observing them
They're coming after me
The artist thinks the germs are intentionally attacking them
Won't somebody help
The artist pleads for assistance
Please somebody help me
The singer continues to request help
You've got to believe me
The artist implores others to trust them
They're out to get me
The singer believes that the germs are targeting them specifically
They want to control me
The singer thinks that the germs want to take over their body
They want to destroy me
The singer believes that the germs are looking to harm them
They're tryin' to kill me
The artist fears that the germs are attempting to cause their demise
It kind of upsets me
All of these feelings of paranoia and dread cause distress for the artist
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Germs
Sometimes I really wanna be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms livin' on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off a me
I'm covered with ... (microscopic bacteria )
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... (microscopic bacteria )
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off a me
I'm covered with ... (microscopic bacteria )
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... (microscopic bacteria )
They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in everything
They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
I got 'em way up my nose
In every orifice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just give me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Look under the microscope
See??
They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em off a me
I'm covered with ... (microscopic bacteria )
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... (microscopic bacteria )
They're all over me
I can feel 'em all over me
Over every part of me
(Microscopic bacteria )
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
They're coming after me
(Microscopic bacteria )
Won't somebody help me
Please somebody help me
You've got to believe me
They're out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kill me
It kind of upsets me
@Webbman76
That moment when the punchline to a 21 year joke finally pays off.
@zoewells3160
Webbman76 I love the implication that Al spent 20 years creating a deadly virus to release it on the population just to make a NIN parody more relevant.
@kevindimick1511
Dumb and dumber 2
@billkeithchannel
"...and the Illuminati knows. A low interest prime,
will enslave all nations."
@MikeWood919
This song isn’t that old.
@MikeWood919
Holy shit! It is! I thought it came out about 10 years ago on Alpocalypse or something. Totally didn’t remember this song being on the Running With Scissors album! (Makes more sense that it was from the ‘90s.)
@rocketsocks
This marks the fifth consecutive decade in which Weird Al was intensely culturally relevant.
@mat2093
Weird al will never die. He is easily the second best concert I have ever seen.
@AetheriusLamia
He's got such a brilliant sense of humor, with understated lines as a climax like "They wanna destroy me, they're trying to kill me, it kind of upsets me."
@porkwoofles3909
GIVE ME A MOIST TOWELETTE!!!!