Wanna B Ur Lovr
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

I don't have a library card
I don't have a clever opening line, so I'm just going to start talking to you

But do you mind if I check you out?
Would it be okay if I examine you more closely?

I like your skeletal structure, baby
Your body type is appealing to me

You're an ectomorph, no doubt
You have a slender build

Your face is real symmetrical
Your facial features are evenly proportioned

And your nostils are so nice
Your nostrils are attractive to me

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
I would like to see you twice, from two different perspectives

So I could see you twice
I really think you're attractive

Girl, you smell like Fritos
I detect a certain odor emanating from you

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
Your smell makes me hungry, and I'm looking at you intently

You're so hot, you're gonna melt
You are incredibly attractive

The elastic in my underwear
My undergarments are getting too tight

I'll bet you're magically delicious
I'm sure you taste wonderful

Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You have the quality of being like something that is sweet and desirable

You'd look like Venus de Milo
You have a classic beauty, like a famous statue

If I just cut off your arms
You would look like a famous statue if you didn't have arms

What I'm tryin' to say is ...
Let me be direct

I wanna be your lover, baby
I am romantically interested in you

I need somebody to love
I am looking for a partner

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
I want to be in a romantic relationship with you

Now, I need somebody to love
I am still looking for a partner

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter

Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you think it's possible to fall in love immediately?

Or should I walk by again?
Or do I need to try again?

My love for you's like diarrhea
I have intense feelings for you that I can't hold back

I just can't hold it in
I need to express my feelings for you

Stop, drop and roll now
You are so attractive that I am on fire, both metaphorically and literally

'Cause baby, you're on fire
You are incredibly attractive

I'll bet your outfit
I can tell by your clothing

Makes a lot of noise in the drier
Your clothes seem like they would make a lot of noise when you put them in the dryer

You're absolutely perfect
You have no flaws

Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Please don't say anything that could ruin this moment

Your eyes are even bluer
Your blue eyes are striking

Than the water in my toilet
Your eyes are so blue, they are more blue than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
Can I ask you a personal question?

You've got Yugoslavian hands?
You have hands that resemble those of someone from Yugoslavia?

No, of course not, that would be stupid
No one has ever told you that, I just made it up

Just forget I ever brought it up
Let's move on from that subject

The point I'm trying to make is ...
Let me get to my main point

I wanna be your Krakatoa
I want to be something explosive and powerful for you

Let my lava flow all over you
I want to express myself freely and passionately with you

I wanna be your anaconda
I would like to be something powerful and dangerous for you

And your heat-seeking missile too
I want to be something that seeks out your love

I wanna be your beef burrito
I want to be your favorite food

Am I making this perfectly clear?
Am I expressing myself in a way that is easy to understand?

I wanna be your love torpedo
I want to be something that will make you feel amazing

Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Do you understand my wordplay?

Uh huh
Yes

I hope I'm not being forward
I don't want to come across as too aggressive

But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
May I become physical with you?

You can tell me truthfully
Please be honest with me

Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
Do you find me attractive?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
I am incredibly smooth and suave

To describe how smooth I am
I can't even describe it

Maybe you've seen my picture
I am well-known and famous

It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
I am so impressive that I am listed in the dictionary with an onomatopoeic word

My lips are registered weapons
My kiss is so powerful, it should be considered a weapon

Can I invade your personal space?
May I get closer to you?

You must have fallen from heaven
You are so perfect, it's like you came from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face
I'm joking, because obviously you are perfect and could never mess up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
You are so amazing, it's like you are a threat that needs security clearance

'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
You are incredibly attractive

I'd like to take you home right now
I want to spend more time with you

So you can meet my mom
I want you to meet someone important to me

Because I ...
Let me explain my feelings

Girl, you must be Jamaican
You are so amazing that I can't think of anything else to say, so I'm just going to repeat myself

Because Jamaican me crazy
You are so amazing that I can't think of anything else to say, so I'm just going to repeat myself

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter

I wanna be your lover, baby
I am romantically interested in you

I need somebody to love
I am looking for a partner

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
I want to be in a romantic relationship with you

Now, I need somebody to love
I am still looking for a partner

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
An expression of enjoyment or laughter