Mr Burton
Amateur Transplants Lyrics

Here's my long case
I'm about to present a detailed medical case

Behind the curtain
The following story takes place behind the scenes, perhaps in a medical room

It's Mr Burton
The patient's name is Mr. Burton

He's 64
Mr. Burton is 64 years old

He has chest pain
Mr. Burton is experiencing pain in his chest

Crushing in nature
The pain feels like it's crushing him

It radiates to
The pain spreads to

His arm and jaw
Mr. Burton feels pain in his arm and jaw in addition to his chest

This pains been getting worse since Wednesday
The pain has been steadily increasing since Wednesday

(A-o-ah)
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And GTN spray
Mr. Burton has been using GTN spray, which is used to treat chest pain caused by angina

(A-ah)
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Has helped a bit
The GTN spray has provided some relief

He does not know what is the cause here
Mr. Burton is not sure what is causing his pain

And he's had nausea
Mr. Burton is also experiencing nausea

Except for polyps in his throat
Mr. Burton has had polyps in his throat before, but this is not relevant to his current condition

He's on no medication and he's got no allergies
Mr. Burton is not taking any medication and has no known allergies

He has no relevant family history
There is no medical history in Mr. Burton's family that is relevant to his current condition

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Except a sister he
The only relevant piece of information in Mr. Burton's family history is a sister who

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Thinks had a stroke
Mr. Burton's sister may have had a stroke

He lives alone
Mr. Burton lives by himself

He's an accountant
Mr. Burton's profession is accounting

He drinks small amounts and
Mr. Burton drinks in moderation

He doesn't smoke
Mr. Burton does not smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products

The student doesn't realise
The singer is referring to a medical student who does not realize

That what I told him was all lies
That the artist lied to the student about Mr. Burton's medical history

But when the doctor asks me questions
When the doctor asks the artist for information

I will tell the truth
The singer will tell the truth when questioned by the doctor

You said I'm on
The singer is now addressing the medical student and pointing out that they said Mr. Burton is taking no medication

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That information
The information about Mr. Burton's medication use

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Is not quite true
The information given by the medical student was not entirely accurate

I take three types
The artist now reveals that they themselves take three types of medication

Of diarrhoetic
One of the medications is for diarrhea

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I'm diabetic
Another medication is for diabetes

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Epileptic too
The artist also has epilepsy

I've got one lung
The singer has only one working lung

I've got a stoma
The singer has a stoma, which is an opening in the abdomen to allow waste to pass out of the body

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Hodgkins Lymphoma
The artist has Hodgkin's lymphoma, a type of cancer that starts in white blood cells

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Hepatitis B
The singer has hepatitis B, a liver infection

There's my MS
The artist also has multiple sclerosis, a disease that affects the nervous system

There's my anaemia
The singer has anemia, a condition in which the body lacks enough red blood cells

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And my leukaemia
The singer also has leukemia, a type of cancer that affects white blood cells

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And my HIV
Finally, the artist reveals that they are HIV positive

You stupid cunt!
The singer is now angry at the medical student for not obtaining accurate information about both Mr. Burton and the singer

You lying cunt!
The singer believes that the medical student lied to them

You stupid lying fucking cunt!
The artist continues to insult the medical student

You lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly fucking cunt!
The artist is very angry and uses further insults to express their displeasure

I've had a sex-change
The artist's gender identity has changed

I've got haemorrhoids
The singer has hemorrhoids, which are swollen and inflamed veins in the anus and lower rectum

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I'm taking steroids
The singer is also taking steroids for a medical condition

(A-ah)
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Oral and inhaled
The steroids are taken both orally and through inhalation

I cannot see
The artist is blind

I've got paralysis
The artist is also paralyzed to some degree

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I'm on dialysis
The singer requires dialysis to clean their blood because their kidneys are not functioning properly

(Uh-oh)
A sound effect indicating an unwelcome or unexpected occurrence

And I think you failed
The artist believes that the medical student failed to accurately obtain their medical information