Amateur Transplants Lyrics

A Letter To The Patient's GP Please Angela Dear Dr Newland (new line) Re Mrs Connor (comma) We saw your…
All I Want for Christmas I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one…
Always Look on the Bright Side When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that…
Anaesthetist's Hymn Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do While the patient i…
Beautiful Song My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that…
Careless Surgeon I feel so unsure As I cut you up I wonder what's…
Christmas Number 12 On the 1 day of Christmas I learnt this in IT: F1…
Couples Counselling A What have I got to do to make you fuck…
Couples Counselling D I've got a broadband connection And a laptop with a Pentium…
Department Of Surgery Say hi to the Professor I'm your new House Officer And I'v…
Disney Time A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a…
Dorsal Horn Concerto Ascites, Edema, Appendix, Anemia Embolus, Embryo, Eczema, C…
Eternal Clerking Do come in Please close the door Thank you! Tell me what …



Feed The Girls At Christmas time, Angela gets so afraid At Christmas time …
Finals Countdown How to take a history's Always been a mystery How to find…
Finals Fantasy Everybody tells me I'll pass easily I've been working hard …
Geriatrics Eight o'clock Monday Night at the bingo I finaly talked to…
Gynaecology Worried Lady, Came today she said Doctor I'll be blunt I'v…
Hallelujah I'll sing about my favourite spice It's pretty hot but its…
I Am What I Am …
Information Technology Always waiting for stuff to load Makes a noise like it's…
Joseph's Song Thank you for coming here You've travelled all the way from…
King Of The Dead You wake up on morning and your girlfriend is dead You…
Libel Case Do I attract you Do I repulse you With my greasy Beard …
London Underground Some people might like to get a train to work, Or…
Looking For A Boyfriend I'm looking for a boyfriend A particular type of man A p…
Masochism Tango 2008 Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist…
Medical School Admissions Your UCAS form was full of lies, You didn't win the…
Medical School Finance I applied for a student grant, But the girl in the…
Mr Burton Here's my long case Behind the curtain It's Mr Burton He'…
Mucking Around on Christmas Eve Sitting around on Christmas eve It's a cold and frosty nigh…
New Man Song I don't support a football team And I can't hold my…
NHS Song Well I′m lying in this hospital bed I should have had…
Northern Birds Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas We…
Nothing At All It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night Your skirt…
Nutrition Clinic A There's still a little bit of your taste, in my…
Nutrition Clinic B I'll sing about my favourite spice It's pretty hot, but it'…
Once In Every Carol Service Once in every carol service Someone sings this song in it I…
Paediatrics You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a…
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Hello, thank you for listening! My name's Adam Kay And …
Phobia Medicine You would be mistaken in thinking I am scary Just because…
Pistorius Rhapsody This is the story Of a gold medalist South African sprinter…
Psychiatry You just can't go to sleep until you've cleaned the…
Respiratory Clinic A I smoke over a hundred cigarettes a week But I never…
Respiratory Clinic B Short and thin and Old and Wheezy, Chronic Obstructive Lung…
Seventh Bit Halfway through Mammia Mia at the cinemaplex I let rip with …
Sheila's Wheels Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a…
Sixth Bit Thank you for coming here You've travelled all the way from…
Sleep Studies What on earth am I meant to do, coz I…
Snippets I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute…
Stop the Canapés I'll put the oven on, cook some vol au vents,…
Stressful Christmas I've been having a rather stressful Christmas Fixing the ga…
Swearytale of New York Adam Kay: It's Christmas eve I'm on the forecourt …
The Drugs Song There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline Amphetam…
The Menstrual Rag Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots…
Urology Clinic A Desmond had a problem with his waterworks He passed a lot…
Urology Clinic B I've got good aim when I wee, I hardly ever…
Well Man Clinic I tried in bed for half an hour Then I tried…
What I Went To SKL 4 Latin vocab, Capri sun, Making jokes about your mom. Playin…
Your Baby Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap between its…