If I Were a Carpenter
Bob Dylan and The Band Lyrics


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Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,




If I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "If I Were a Carpenter" by Bob Dylan and The Band are a lighthearted expression of love. The singer is filled with joy and excitement at the prospect of spending time with their partner. They use metaphors to describe how they feel, comparing themselves to objects that are full of energy and movement. The lyrics express a sense of freedom, as the singer imagines themselves as objects that are not constrained by social expectations or norms.


The imagery in the song is playful and imaginative, with the singer using metaphors that are both unexpected and delightful. For example, when they say "if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring", they are expressing the excitement and anticipation they feel about spending time with their partner. Similarly, when they say "if I were a bridge I'd be burning", they are expressing their willingness to take risks and be adventurous in their relationship.


Overall, the lyrics to "If I Were a Carpenter" are a celebration of love and the joy that comes with being in a relationship. They evoke a sense of playfulness and lightness, and use imaginative metaphors to express the singer's feelings of happiness and excitement.


Line by Line Meaning

Ask me how do I feel,
Inquire about my emotional state


Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Now that we're in a close, intimate relationship


Well sir, all I can say is
Well, the only thing I can say is


If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
I feel so happy, I'd be making noise like a bell


From the moment we kissed goodnight,
Since we shared that kiss at the end of the night


That's the way I just gotta behave,
That's just how I naturally act


And if I were a lamp I'd light,
I'd radiate light and warmth like a lamp


Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
I'd happily wave like a flag or banner


Little me with my quiet upbringing,
I was brought up with a shy, introverted personality


If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
I'd be opening up and breaking down my barriers


And if I were a watch,
If I were a timepiece


I'd start popping my spring,
I'd be overflowing with energy and excitement


Oh, and if I were a bell
In addition, if I were a sound-making instrument


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I'd make a joyful noise, much like a bell


From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
From this experience, I'm discovering how our personalities, emotions, and behaviors interact


If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
I'd be making a bold statement or taking action that couldn't be undone


Well, I knew my moral would crack
I knew my principles would falter or be challenged


From the wonderful way you looked,
From the amazing way you appeared or presented yourself


Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
I'd express my happiness by quacking like a duck


Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
I'd meet my ultimate fate or doom


Now that we're fondly caressing,
Now that we're gently and lovingly touching


And if I were a salad,
If I were a combination of mixed ingredients


I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
I'd be flaunting or showing off my sauce or seasoning


Or if I were a season,
Or if I represented a time period or mood


I'd surely be Spring,
I'd be associated with rebirth, rejuvenation, and new beginnings


Yes, and if I were a bell,
Certainly, if I were a sound-making instrument


Say, if I were a bell,
Imagine if I were a bell


If I were a bell
Continuing to imagine if I were a bell


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I'd make a joyful and lively noise




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Written by: MARY C BROCKERT

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