If I Were a Bell
Doris Day Lyrics


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Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do I feel
>From this chemistry lesson I'm learning;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Well, I knew my moral would crack
>From the wonderful way you looked;
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing;
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,




If I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Doris Day's song "If I Were a Bell" capture the excitement and giddiness of falling in love. The singer of the song is being asked how she feels now that she is "cosy and clinging" with her partner, and she responds by saying that if she were a bell, she'd be ringing with joy. She describes the feeling of being so in love that she can't help but behave in certain ways, imagining herself as a lamp that lights up or a banner that waves.


The chorus of the song continues with the theme of imagining oneself as different objects, all of them representing the joy and excitement of being in love. The singer imagines herself as a swinging gate, a popping watch, and of course, a ringing bell. She even muses that if she were a bridge, she'd be burning with passion for her partner.


Line by Line Meaning

Ask me how do I feel,
Enquire about my emotional state


Now that we're cosy and clinging;
Now that we're close and intimate


Well sir, all I can say is
My current feeling is best expressed by


If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
I'm delighted and my happiness would be audible


From the moment we kissed goodnight,
Starting from our romantic farewell


That's the way I just gotta behave,
My behavior is dictated by my emotions


And if I were a lamp I'd light,
I would radiate enthusiasm


Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
I would vigorously display my joy and elation


Little me with my quiet upbringing;
Despite being raised in a reserved manner


If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
I'm feeling free-spirited and full of energy


And if I were a watch,
In the hypothetical situation of me being a watch


I'd start popping my spring,
I would be so exhilarated that I would malfunction


Oh, and if I were a bell
In the scenario where I am a bell


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I would be sounding loudly and joyfully


From this chemistry lesson I'm learning;
From this experience I'm discovering


If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
I'm feeling passionate and fiery, ready to take risks


Well, I knew my moral would crack
I was aware that my principles might falter


From the wonderful way you looked;
Due to your attractive appearance


Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
I would make a lot of noise to express my excitement


Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
I'm feeling vulnerable and in danger of being caught


Now that we're fondly caressing;
Now that we're tenderly touching


And if I were a salad,
In the scenario of me being a salad


I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
I would be enthusiastically showing off my zestiness


Or if I were a season,
In the hypothetical situation of me being a season


I'd surely be Spring,
I would represent rebirth and growth


Say, if I were a bell,
Consider if I were a bell


If I were a bell
In the situation where I was a bell


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I would be sounding loudly and joyfully




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: MARY C BROCKERT

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Randal Tichy

Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
Ask me how do I feel
>From this chemistry lesson I'm learning;
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
Well, I knew my moral would crack
>From the wonderful way you looked;
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing;
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,
If I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".



All comments from YouTube:

Dayniac4324

Thanks Jan and Susan -- Hope you all are doing great ! Been too busy to yt much this week. Thank you for always leaving such sweet comments !! Have a lovely weekend !!

catwomanpl1

Her singing is so crystal clear - the notes, the words... It's such a pleasure to listen to her!

Dayniac4324

Glad you stopped by for another Doris song. Hope you enjoyed it !!

Rachel Rinehimer

Another great one, Toni!! :) What a fun song--and Doris, as always, certainly does it justice!! Know what else I love about her? One never had to wonder about the lyrics when Doris delivered a song. Every single word was clearly enunciated and easy to understand (unlike today's music---but hey, come to think of it, maybe that's a good thing!!) LOL Thanks for sharing this, Toni--I love it!! :)

Dayniac4324

Thanks BecciBarham1993 - there really was great music from that era. Glad you enjoyed this one !

Dayniac4324

She could do just about any type of song ... she certainly does brighten many days for so many people ! Happy you enjoyed !!

schlettstadt

Have always loved this song, but this is the best version I've ever heard. Thanks for posting it. Made my day! :)

Nicole

Doris is amazing! This song has been in my head all day long. :)

Dayniac4324

I'm happy you enjoyed it !! Thanks !

cka2nd

Perfect song for her voice and style. Excellent!

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