What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Howard:
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?

Mark:
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin' to ball

Howard:
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin'-est place
In New York City

Chorus:
NO SHIT!

Mark:
How true that is!

Howard:
Oh, how true indeed

Mark:
Yeah, me and my,
Me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on-
Do you like to get it on, too?

Howard:
Well now, what did you have in mind?

Mark:
Well, I'll tell ya
Well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
And spewed upon with creamed corn . . .
An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot Yoo-hoo bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N SAFETIES
PIGS 'N DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!

Bob:
Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream

Chorus:
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!

Howard:
You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screens
Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!

Chorus:
(What kind of girl?)
What kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of girl?)
What kind of girl do you think we are?
(I ain't no groupie)
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far




(What kind of girl?)
We woul

Overall Meaning

d never sleep with you
And your rusty trombone
We're just here to dance and have some fun
But you wouldn't know, you're too busy being alone


The lyrics of Frank Zappa's song "What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?" are a satire on the sexual revolution of the 1960s. The song is a conversation between two men, Howard and Mark, and two women who are present in a nightclub. Howard and Mark are depicted as trying to pick up the two women, who are defiant and reject their advances. The women assert their independence and make it clear that they are not groupies and will not sleep with the men.


The lyrics are full of references to sexual kinks, such as being "juked with a baby octopus" and "spewed upon with creamed corn." The women are unimpressed and mock the men's attempts to impress them with their sexual prowess. The men try to defuse the situation by suggesting that they all go to a Holiday Inn, but the women see through their ploy and reject them outright.


Line by Line Meaning

What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this?
Howard is asking why the girl is in such a sketchy place


I left my place after midnight And I came to this hall Me and my girlfriend, we came here Lookin' to ball
Mark and his girlfriend came to the place to have sex and have a good time


You came to the right place This is it This is the swingin'-est place In New York City
Howard confirms that the place is, indeed, great


NO SHIT!
Chorus agrees with Howard


How true that is!
Mark also agrees with Howard's statement


Oh, how true indeed
Howard reiterates his previous statement


Yeah, me and my, Me and my girlfriend, we come here Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that Hot romance we need We like to get it on- Do you like to get it on, too?
Mark and his girlfriend come to the place often to have sex and are asking if Howard also enjoys it


Well now, what did you have in mind?
Howard is curious about what Mark has in mind to do


Well, I'll tell ya Well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus And spewed upon with creamed corn . . . An' my girlfriend, she digs it With a hot Yoo-hoo bottle While somebody's screamin': CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . . WAAAAH!
Mark likes to indulge in unorthodox sexual experiences with his girlfriend involving unusual objects while listening to Alice Cooper


Well, it gets me so hot I could scream
Another person named Bob likes the same things as Mark and gets very aroused by them


ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
Chorus screams Alice Cooper's name in a state of excitement


You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn? Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . . Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) Wall-mounted TV screens Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall Formica's really keen!
Howard suggests a slightly more luxurious place with better amenities like a Holiday Inn


(What kind of girl?) What kind of girl do you think we are? (What kind of girl?) Don't call us groupies That is going too far (What kind of girl?) We would never make it With a guy that won't even buy us a beer (What kind of girl?) We only like to get up close and personal With those that we hold dear
Chorus clarifies that they are not groupies and would not settle for someone who won't even buy them a beer. They only like to be intimate with people they care about.




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