Good Kids Sprouting Horns is an Orono, Maine based trio comprised of Anthon… Read Full Bio ↴Good Kids Sprouting Horns is an Orono, Maine based trio comprised of Anthony Bitetti (vocals, guitar, and bass), Jessamy Luthin (keys and vocals), and Ryan Higgins (drums and vocals). They released their debut "Give Up The Ghost" in 2010 and shortly after signed to Dog and Pony records out of Portland, Maine. They recently released a follow up full-length called "We Are Animals" available on their bandcamp page.

Black Ice
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@ Made In Rock: AC/DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
@ Rock-Weekend: AC/DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
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AC DC----- I Drees Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
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AC Ϟ DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
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AC-DC (Live At River Plate - 2011) Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC/AC{DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC/DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC/DC - www.MusicasParaDownload.Net Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
ACDC/ACDC/Ac/Dc Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC\DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC\x01DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
AC\\DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
Apocalyptica Feat. Hanna Pakarinen the candles are all burnt out the glasses empty no one…
Avion Blackstone She's velvet and delicious, So sweet and soft and vicious, H…
Ben Neill Black Ice Black bank of clouds In winter a fine rain fogging…
Bo Bruce Is something different Is it something I know Is something…
Dc Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…
Evilion Shivers down my spine Something cold on my throat Who's gi…
Goodie Mob Now you know and I know I done bumped every…
Goodie Mob feat. OutKast Do you ever see that stuff that be When it get…
Goodie Mob w. Outkast Do you ever see that stuff that be When it get…
Haiyti Black Ice und es scheint Flat white und der bleibt Trap Life…
Hanna Pakarinen The candles are all burnt out The glasses empty No one here…
Johnny Q. Public All the time in the world Freely express yourself Kids will …
K-OS Sometimes the way we look at life can be too…
Kaien Cruz V1 I got you Fighting for the truth but My eyes…
M.H.K Sometimes the way we look at life can be too…
Maad Invisible to your brown eyes You don't know nothing You don'…
Mason & Fenn On his rearview On his rearview I can't take the sound of…
Municipal Waste On the lonesome highway The roadways are slick The tempera…
Nolan Barba *Doing it for Rome* No no no, she ain't cold as…
Ohbijou I took the bus down Barthust Street and saw where all…
OutKast Do you ever see that stuff that be, When it get…
Outkast & Goodie Mob Do you ever see that stuff that be When it get…
Outkast And Goodie Mob Do you ever see that stuff that be When it get…
Outkast feat. Goodie Mob Do you ever see that stuff that be When it get…
Paledusk BLACK ICE It's dark, cold, and painful too harsh to touch D…
Peter Frampton I've walked on black ice And I have slipped I walk on…
Sipho the Gift Yeah yeah ey Yeah yeah ey Yeah yeah ey I'm pretty as a…
Transit One On a winter's day, When the sun hid away, When the snow…
Voodoo Diamond Black Ice burns my skin Black Ice burns in me Covered down …
Yung Tilla Girl you got me slippin Yea you got trippin Girl…

►AC/DC Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be…

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lovfro

5y↑1

Fun thing about them bone spurs from looking at smartphones... I have the same from having been a voracious reader for 35 years, nothing new there :D

EDIT: Then a short time later, I remembered phrenology! I immediately thought: "I bet that that area of bone spur growth is bound to have been a sign of intelligence in the murky days of 19th century quasi-science."

Lo and behold, according to Webster's Academic Dictionary, circa 1895, the area of bent head related bone growth, be it from reading books or using a smartphone, was thought to be the area of the skull indicating philoprogenitiveness.
Philo = knowledge.
Progenitive = the ability to reproduce itself.

The old is new again :D

L S

The findings of the study literally didn't match the graphs/data they provided. It only studied neck problems, cellphones weren't mentioned until they did a big no-no and made wild speculations.
The study isn't completely at fault though. It was published in a *peer reviewed journal*, which should have caught the massive red flags. Then the WP pretty irresponsibly used the word "horns" and focused on teens + cell phones: great examples of fear mongering and how to get more web traffic.
I know some are mad at LSSC for "fake science", but the WP has a reputation as a trusted news outlet, so why have any reason to question their reporting? LSSC isn't a news outlet, it's a comedy show.
The way the media picks up/warps scientific studies (including legitimate ones) is problematic. Every time an article like this is debunked, people lose a little more faith in science. That makes it easier for politicians/lobbyists with ulterior motives to erode the public's trust in science, leading to stuff like climate change denial and sugar companies saying sugar has no role in obesity.

If you are interested in learning more, here are some videos that might help!
SciShow talking about the WP story and how to spot bad science: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXD_MBVihsE&t=308s
Last Week Tonight talking about the currently toxic scientific study->media->public: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rnq1NpHdmw

All comments from YouTube:

M

5y↑1.3K

“Teens are growing horns”
Evolution baby

Sharplaza

Bud. All these videos and websites ? Plus I have a bump on the back of my forhead and I've Ben doing the same thing so I'm pretty sure it's real

Randy Powers

Mr Mystery ITS NOT REAL

Sharplaza

No this is serious stuff like this isn't good I don't think anybody would wanna go through that pain and who would wanna become deers? Humans could easily overcome animal types like these and wouldn't want to become something like them ik it sounds cool but what if you actually become something "inhuman"? IDK about you guys but I wouldn't want this

Randy Powers

Bro it’s a fallacious study. There are no horns growing. I can’t believe they had such a faulty science article broadcasted on this show.

Self Self

@Ricky Angulo not evolution....adaption

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Maxime Prometheas

5y↑1.3K

Those aren't bone-spurs, they're just antennae, to get a better signal. Have they tested a control group who aren't on AT&T?

Elizabeth Churchill-Kurimjan

John Oliver!

HAV3N

Best comment I've seen in a long time 😂😂😂

Ireallyreally Hategoogle

5y↑1

@David Bodor Who cares about reality. Sensationalism and propaganda is all the medias care about.

David Bodor

5y↑2

@Ireallyreally Hategoogle Yes, there was a 2018 study but it wasn't anything like the articles that were released by the media...also it had some mistakes too, a very obvious one was a graph that didn't match what the text said. Experts have disproved the study almost immediately but ofc the media didn't give a crap about that.

Ireallyreally Hategoogle

@David Bodor Was there even a study?

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ShadowDrift

5y↑2.1K

Kids are growing horns? Comic con & anime conventions are gonna be amazing in the future.

ITZ Bryan

Comic con and anime con wtf that's gay what kind of low life dress like a cartoon and who read comics that's garbage

ivyshaolin

David Bodor it’s just a parody, we don’t take this segment seriously it’s for laughs.

ivyshaolin

wow this one lady is upset in this thread

Shawn Davis

5y↑2

We're growing ever closer to having cat girls 👀

KamiGory

5y↑1

Homestucks.

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TheStigma

5y↑1.5K

To be fair... Marie Curie is way more boss than Mariah Carey. I'd call that an upgrade.

Ajant Smith

@Karen Soza somethings never change, Karen Soza still pushes people away because she doesn't want to be vulnerable. Well all the best Karen. Friend me on Facebook if you use it.

Karen Soza

@Ajant Smith you have to be bored and have a very creative mind. Pretty entertaining. ✌In case u believe is true pls tell me the name of the middle school i studied at for 1 yr the rest i was out of the country and what year was it? Also is there is another Karen i feel bad. No one should lose a loved one. Have a great day.

Ajant Smith

@Karen Soza I've read about selective amnesia in order to cope with trauma. Look Karen I didn't mean to bring up bad memories I apologize without reservations. Turner was a good guy, your family deserves closure.

Karen Soza

@Ajant Smith Definitely not me I dont have a brother. Good luck finding the other Karen she sounds fun.

Ajant Smith

@Karen Soza Three words. Ryan Westwick's Party! You were an animal back then, did your parents ever find your brother after that night?

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Dahsi Mason

5y↑1.2K

Teen: mom im growing horns out of my head call an ambulance!!
Mom: sigh its BECAUSE OF THAT DANG PHONE

HAV3N

5y↑1

@Da Whiskers This is the most perfect meet cute

HAV3N

5y↑1

YESSSSS, I was the 1000th like

hello there

5y↑1

Oh, you got heart disease? IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT DANG PHONE

Sgt. Shub Shub

Josh Peck: Videogames?

ugo excel

@TheWanderer 😁😁😁I can relate

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BabakoSen

5y↑940

It's hard to overstate what an improvement Marie Curie was.

Plague Doctor Masque ***

Any two dollar bitch can sing and whén hasthe twat had q hit Marie Cure gave the world science.

Nylkul

5y↑2

let's say they Polished it (bdum tss)

George B. Wolffsohn

5y↑1

My thoughts exactly
🤔. . .

👍😀👍

Marcus Alm

5y↑4

As much as I like Curie and admire her work...

I wouldn't want that pic of her on a cake...

Kelly Stephenson

5y↑2

Marie Curie vs Mariah Carey. Yeah, I'll take the radiated genius over the star of Glitter, thanks

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Soup Or Man

5y↑168

This study’s results were shown to be dramatically overstated and no connection is proven between bone spurs and phone use.

LordVader1094

5y↑4

Thank you kind sir

Mr Cheese

5y↑5

Huzzzah! A man of quality

Galen Will

5y↑8

Yep. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/smartphones-arent-making-millennials-grow-horns-heres-how-to-spot-a-bad-study?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=pbsofficial&utm_campaign=newshour&fbclid=IwAR3aiKmVhdXj9o3ePitiy2wRka_wppm1Maua9v5AFa9ZozrGZzgpvpJjQRY

V T

5y↑609

Respect for the person(s) who writes new introduction for every 'meanwhile'

Nellie K. Adaba

Vandana Thakur 👍

Vaamanan Wijendra

Lester Laoagan both are correct

V T

5y↑2

@Ozen the Lewdable I was thinking the same thing

V T

5y↑2

@JonnyUnderrated pleased to meet your sarcasm too.

V T

5y↑3

@JonnyUnderrated and they do out very well. So, respect.

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Next of Ken

5y↑2

Do Trevor Noah and SC exchange notes when writing jokes for their shows?

New Message

5y↑791

On the upside, when you blow the candles out, you can still read the glowing letters on that cake.

Luiz Alex Phoenix

5y↑1

@Walt F.
I mean, if she didn't people could take her cake away.

Alex Cassidy

That was so dark

Spammy Hell

5y↑2

@Walt F. ~ Almost surprising she'd know who Mariah Carey is. Not exactly burning down the house these days. (But then I've always found her annoying AF, so my take may not be entirely objective, here.)

Walt F.

5y↑6

I wonder if the birthday girl even knew who Marie Curie was.

Pseudonayme 77

5y↑7

1 billion worth of coke captured at point A. Meanwhile at points B, C and D, 3 billions worth passes completely unrestricted as planned by Trump and his cronies 😄

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Benzaiten

5y↑379

surprised the meth squirrel story didn't take place in Florida.

Ireallyreally Hategoogle

In Florida it would have been an alligator.

Nathaniel Hinz

Neutral evil druid and his familiar.

Revan Ruler

florida man!

bodybalancer

Benzaiten lol

Robin S

In Florida it would be a methed out alligator.

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Maya Martinez Lurvey

5y↑6

A deeply flawed study, if anything...teenagers are out here being amazing!!! So much love and change in this generation!!!

Willow Catellier

5y↑32

Sci show: Um actually the horns story is total bull-
News: OMG HORrRRNS

N173M43R

5y↑3

Wow, I can't believe they even got Colbert with that. Everyone's falling for it.

nbbim2012

5y↑114

So glad they're doing my favourite segment more regularly now #meanwhile

Rique

5y↑2

Agreed. Good, funny, light shit. 👌

Gorm13

5y↑6

@Xela Flow If commercials were this funny I wouldn't use ad-block.

alphaomegagiant

More regularly than every single day?

Melissa Irwin

5y↑5

Xela Flow I enjoy it. Gives people something to think about besides the absolute garbage world we live in.

Hailey Cairney

5y↑151

He skipped the best part of the Meth Squirrel, it's name was Deez Nuts

Toni Bauer

5y↑1

Naaaawwww!!! 😆

Right Left

5y↑1

@Adia Dixon yes, really

Adia Dixon

5y↑1

Hailey Cairney wait really

SinisterAF

5y↑565

I also assumed that squirrels are already on meth😂

Thomas Panto

@Bofa Sofa Domesticatged Humans have a cue=re for that evil, it is called ''Prison''.

Squirrel_Of_Mistri

5y↑1

@Lelynn Miller Thank you. 💗🤗💐

Logan

princessc1986 Story is kinda bull shit. He rescued the baby squirrel while he was working for a tree trimming company. The baby squirrel fell out of the tree and he nursed it with a syringe full of milk. Internet Today on YouTube did a 20 minute piece on the “Meth” squirrel, yesterday.

Mark Edly

That's why they can leap from the highest branch onto your feeder.

Lelynn Miller

5y↑1

i would NEVER do that to MY squirrels #PeanutButterHouse 🌲🏡🌲 #SquirrelyBrigade

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openyoureyesandseethefuture

5y↑6

squirrels need to be on "something" cause when they get in the middle of the road, they seem to always make the wrong decision

Ms. R's Take_

5y↑19

Hearing ' Meanwhile ' always makes me happy... And I guess I'm going to cinemas.

Pan de Coco

5y↑174

You had me at "attack squirrel".

sdfkjgh

5y↑1

Pan de Coco: Did someone say "attack squirrel"? https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=592&ei=UboOXfbMMsPetQWFgIawAg&q=squirrel+token&oq=squirrel+token&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i5i30l5j0i24l3.665.4717..5402...0.0..2.888.3467.0j10j2j5-1j1......0....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..35i39.ecqCbIcr3CI#imgrc=sQMwCE4d8Fo-TM:&spf=1561246295553

Amanda Bell

5y↑5

@Lelynn Miller I feed squirrels in my backyard, too. One giant gray squirrel we call the Terminator.

Lelynn Miller

5y↑5

i got pet squirrels too. mine live outside tho & they got their own U-Tube channel & HashTag... 🐿 #PeanutButterHouse 🌲🏡🌲

Nancy Prevost

5y↑10

He had me at "he looks exactly what I thought he was gonna look like"!

REVIVE

I've been watching Stephan for a long time and I still never laugh at his jokes and skits

butch blakesley

5y↑2

Kudos to whoever made that Curie cake it's beautiful. Not so much their hearing aid

Dylan Richard

Human adaptation at it's finest. It's honestly amazing seeing the human body better itself in realtime to cope with modern behaviors.

D S

5y↑154

What a shock...that cocaine wasn't coming across the Mexico border, but at a port of entry...who would have guessed? sarcasm

supamariosoniku

If a wall is built at the Mexican border, then a wall needs to be built in Canada.

young98

5y↑1

Cartels have literally purchased submarines to smuggle drugs in the past. A wall ain't gonna solve the issue that it's a commodity with an insane profit margin.

Johnathon Wooters

Yeah some of it....but ya know you know everything

Tim.S.W

5y↑11

A border wall would have stopped that cocaine from reaching the Philly seaport. "We can't ship this by sea: There is a wall on the land." :)

Pseudonymous Entity

👍👍👍👍

BernieHo BabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

5y↑393

The Marie Curie birthday cake....yellow cake topped with radium sulfate butter cream and delivered in a lead lined pink bakery box....

TASTE THE TRANSMUTATION ...YUM😋

Pastel Hot Mess

The cake won a Nobel Prize for great Buttercream!

Melissa Smits

Misread that as "pink battery box," which I think would still work

sdfkjgh

5y↑7

Eh, needs some Cherenkov sprinkles.

AnonEyeMouse

5y↑3

I'd be more worried by the lead.

AmzRigh

5y↑8

Yellow cake...I see what you did there. :P

Mavicity

5y↑40

Oh my god! I am so happy for that Marie Curie cake! I hope it's not glowing! 😂😂😂

cak01vej

She was very happy with her cake after eating it. She practicality glowed.

oltedders

5y↑137

16.5 tons of coke? Was Mitch McConnell's wife trying to get her parents' latest shipment through customs?

oltedders

@Randall P. McMurphy
Who's paying $100 for a gram? That's crazy.

oltedders

5y↑1

@cak01vej
That's just fine. We call those "long ton(ne)s" they are 10% larger. It's never in use here in the U.S.
Base 60 is Sumerian I believe. Great for measuring circles and telling time. 150 was a sacred number...2 x 60 + 1/2 (60). I don't know the significance but I thought I would bring it up.

cak01vej

5y↑1

@oltedders sometimes I really dislike "American units" (and that not me not knowing about imperial units. The USCU is slightly different from the imperial units), but at least I know how to convert inches to centimetres, but tonnes...
16.5 tons = 16,500,000 grams. Unless you're in America, in which case it's 14,968,548.2 grams.

I'm not saying that SI are perfect, it's not. I mean what's up with using base60 to measure time? But nothing makes sense in Imperial and USCU, there's just no logic to it!

Sorry, I'm done ranting now...

jwoolman5

David Edwards - After taking out some for himself, of course.

Mr. H

5y↑1

@oltedders Not worth a nickel in real value

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Joe Exotic

5y↑614

The people who ate the Marie Curie cake died of radiation poisoning too

DeadTownManifesto1985

@George B. Wolffsohn It's a joke stupid ass.

George B. Wolffsohn

@Sam Guevenne no candles because it glowed in the dark !

George B. Wolffsohn

@DeadTownManifesto1985
it was something
she tasted. . .

George B. Wolffsohn

Education poisoning.

thecursed01

with love from moscow

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Inqie

5y↑2

Unfortunately the Avengers: Endgame additional scenes are just a few after-credits surprises and an after-credits deleted scene.
It's also noteworthy that the study that found the bone spurs did not relate them to phone usage, and rather to general change in posture.

anonymous one

Are they gonna show Thanos getting his first stone maybe? We never got to see that.

Maria C.

5y↑199

You're gonna be missed Florida Man, there's a new king in town

Liz R

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-alabama-man-electrocuted-trying-steal-Alabama man gets electrocuted trying to steal electricity
electricity-sheriff-20190622-gyyuaagq2vfancj64mmosqdqqe-story.html%3FoutputType%3Damp

Nico Crestmere

One competitor does not simply dethrone the king.

AlbertaGeek

@Simon Kanner https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/alabama

Simon Kanner

Alabama is the best state in the union👍👍👍

Tabitha A Bell

5y↑13

When i first saw the headline I really just assumed it was Florida. But Alabama makes sense too, who else would casually have an attack squirrel guarding their stash

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J DS

5y↑1

Haunting gazes on cakes and horns for your children and that mugshot says EVERYTHING!!!!

Robert Dora

5y↑19

Meanwhile is my favourite recurring Late Show segment. Please make this segment a permanent one CBS!!!!!

Rajesh Kumar

These intros for meanwhile are getting more and more complex every episode. I mean 30 s just for the intro... wow. Respect for the person who writes them .

Guy North

How could anyone give this wonderful and talented man a thumbs down, he's what is keeping America alive.

R R

5y↑603

Wait, Philly? I thought drugs were pouring across the Mexican border.

randomnobody playthrough

Fake news!!!!

Bill Kong

No cocaine is a white collar drug

TheBeejAbides

PFFFT. You should check up on how many waitresses in Philly called out of work this weekend. Tons of calls about "sick grandmothers".

Just another mind

@svenm sandity just because you have seen the series narcos doesnt make you an expert on how drugs are transported into us

Bethesda Boy

How do you grow enough coca leaves in phili to produce 16 tons of cocaine? You can't. The cocaine came from central America.

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Jayyy Zeee

5y↑11

Face Tattoo Guy: "Oh, I see you've found my attack squirrel."
Me: "Is that a frickin' laser beam on his head?"
Face Tattoo Guy: "That's just for looks, but he is ill-tempered though."

R Saldivar

5y↑1

As a dude who loves comics and who is cool about the movies I ain't waiting 3 hours for an extra end credit scene

Andrew Torres

5y↑6

1920: We will have flying cars!
2019: Teens are growing horns

cak01vej

5y↑2

No. The study that those headlines are based on was deeply flawed.
They did not have sufficient sample size to make such a claim, and even if they had, they didn't study the phone habits of the people involved.
All the study showed was that there seemed to be a correlation between age and "horn growth" (the technical term is external occipital protuberances, or EOPs), with ages 18-29 having the most. First of all, EOPs are normal, the study tried to examine who developed the biggest EOPs.

But all of that doesn't mean anything, since the paper is rubbish. Its conclusions, that men in the age 18-29 were developing the biggest EOPs, were contradicted by their own data, which said that it was women in that age group.
But that was most likely not presented because it doesn't fit with the researchers' idea that the growth was caused by mobile phone use.

Emily

5y↑6

Luckily for me I use my phone while laying down.

Standing is overrated

BlackSheep1922

This gives a whole new meaning to the terms "Horny teenagers" 😂

Finn Offer

That was the best intro for meanwhile he’s done yet 😂

WiscoGirl

5y↑7

Giving a squirrel meth???
That's methed up man

D. Mac634

I totally felt the back of my head when he said teens have bone spurs lol

CFTV Data

Also, the guy caught with the shipment of coke will be fine, as long as he eats the sentence (given the size of the shipment, probably life or close to it) and doesn't flip on the people above him

Venisha Pillay

5y↑15

I love the Marie Curie cake. I would want that.

cak01vej

@The Great Anointed Lord Trump. thank you for watching.

The Great Anointed Lord Trump.

Colbert is a clown! This show is for losers!

vishal vivek

5y↑1

Much better than a Mariah Carey cake if u ask me.

Fauler Perfektionist

I don't know who came up with this idea, but he (or she, I don't know) deserves a raise! This is brilliant!

Galip Dönmez

I was really expecting him to do a "horny teens" joke. I guess the network can tolerate only so much adult humor or perhaps Stephen Colbert himself found it too cheeky to tell on national TV.

Cole Chapman

Phones are making teens grow horns in skulls...

finally I can say, “is that a horn or are you just happy to see me?”

anonymous one

My kids get it from their mom's side of the family

Jorge Stolfi

5y↑286

National emeregency! A wall is urgently needed all along the Philadelphia border!

Volcryn Darkstar

5y↑1

@Flame Beats Brilliant

SuperHurricane

5y↑1

To keep whoever blew up the refinery from escaping?

VigorousLethargy

5y↑6

@Paul DownTheHall
As the Director of Punctuation Affairs, I must also note the requirement for a comma after "hello" and either a period or semicolon after "police."

Paul DownTheHall

5y↑8

@ART KNOWN, It's “it's”. Note the apostrophe. You’re welcome. Signed, the Federal Bureau of Grammar, Apostrophe Undersecretary.

Jorge Stolfi

5y↑2

@ART KNOWN Thanks. I know how it is spelled; my fingers don't.

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Sheath

5y↑1

You should do a follow up on the meth squirrel. Sounds like cops acted on dubious information on that one

Alexis Rivera

The bone spurs aren't actually caused by the phones though, as usual research suggest something and the media just runs with it (Which is fine for the Late Show's comedy but a problem for news outlets) There is a good deal of other behaviors that all combine to cause those bone spurs. (Including poor posture and other personal habits.)

Nathan H

5y↑2

Those were some quality squirrel jokes.

specialpatrolgroup92

5y↑44

Marie Curie is actually admirable though, whereas Mariah Carey scares bats when she sings.

Marie Smith

@Tadferd, You obviously enjoy mocking and humiliating people, so your defense of radiation isn't surprising. I don't care what you've done or what you think you know, it doesn't make you right. Don't bother me with another insulting reply, jackass.

Tadferd

@Marie Smith I'm not just believing what I'm told. That's such an arrogant assumption. I have a science background. Ive worked with radiation and radioactive material. I know how radiation treatment works. It's not an opinion. It's a very effective treatment.

People don't just get better from cancer without treatment. That's not how cancer works. You are full of shit.

Marie Smith

@Tadferd, I do know exactly how it works, you don't. You don't know that your family member wouldn't have improved anyway and maybe even sooner without radiation, you only believe what you're told. I personally know 2 people with stage 4 cancer, one pancreatic, who refused radiation treatment and both are still alive after 10 years, and 1 with stage 4 who had radiation and died after 3 horrifying months of suffering. Your presumptions about my opinion are arrogant and ignorant.

Tadferd

@Marie Smith I do know. Radiation treatment is very effective for treating cancer. Especially cancer that is in dangerous areas where surgery would be very risky like the brain. Not only does the data support this, I also have family who are cancer free due to radiation treatment.

If you actually took the time to understand radiation and how the treatment is done, maybe you wouldn't hold such paranoid and conspiratorial thoughts.

Marie Smith

@Tadferd, you don't know that it doesn't lie.

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DerLind ts

WOW, for me as a German the phrase "bone spur come in really handy" has an extra twist: "Handy" is here in Germany the common word for mobile phone. (a so-called "Denglisch" = German-English word)

101perspective

5y↑1

Yesterday I seen a squirrel eating an apple while hanging upside down by it's back feet from a branch on a tree in my front yard... in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. I'm pretty sure one of us was on drugs.

Arnaud Ménard

5y↑11

There is a missed opportunity here!
That Marie Curie confection, should obviously have been a Yellow cake!

Kid Ranger

5y↑1

Pretty everyone has bone spurs at some point in their life.

VINCE BLACK

Your a good man keep up the good work the people appreciate you....

LeXxX

I like how Stephen gave all the details about a man giving a squirrel meth but didn't give any about horns growing on children because of phone overuse ..... 😐

ʇʇoɔs ɐllǝq

Really feeling like I want to work on my posture 😂😂

harkirat singh

5y↑63

I wonder when these descriptions of meanwhile are going to be repeated.

Franz Hutterer

@Chrissie K Rather wether the segment will run long enough for that number to be reached...

Chrissie K

5y↑3

Basically, you're asking if the meanwhile introductions number is infinite or not

Maxime Prometheas

5y↑1

LOL. I was thinking the exactly same thing! I can only say that I definitely remember there was a mention of "googly eyes" in one of the previous descriptions; the rest seems genuine fresh kill...

ray ray

5y↑1

Let's just say never....

lovfro

5y↑1

Lothar Freitag

I like how, in the future, when you get a genuine human skull, you know, to put on your desk at work or to drink cocoa out of, it will already be outfitted with little legs that keep it from tumbling over.

cak01vej

If you have a skull on your desk, it already have a "horn". It's called an external occipital protuberance. Google it, it's completely normal.

Upclose Life

Smart phones are a relatively new invention. If horns are already growing, doesn't that tend to lead you to believe that evolution happens MUCH quicker than we imagine?

Rachel Carter

I'm crying from laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂

bsandy.com

5y↑1

Dave had the "Top Ten," Stephen has "Meanwhile!"

and I continue to have "Ambiguity!" well, I am still searching for answers. ;-)

lazy homebody

The idiot had to add his Meanwhile segment because what used to be his monolouge is AllTrumpAlltheTime

Max Lee

5y↑1

“Hey my generation how about that thing that the new generation is doing and how it’s defiantly killing, hurting, or deforming them” -Every Generation Ever

Xiomara

5y↑36

Silly Stephen! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Everybody knows that a bespoke suit is made by hand Stitching! Not on a sewing machine! 🙄

Azeezah Goodwin

5y↑2

Stephen is always looking fly. Before he speaks, his suit bespoke.

Xiomara

5y↑2

Elwood Scott 🤔 True... I guess when I think of bespoke suits my mind goes directly to Savile Row level stuff. I also think of a wool blazer I made a few years back that took several months to fit & complete.
Feel free to call me crazy, but I... think hand stitching in a garment is sexy!! 😍😍

And Chrissie K - You’re right, Stephen’s suit game is on point!!!

Chrissie K

5y↑1

Nah, i think Stephen knows what he's talking about. Look at his suits! Those are definitely tailored nicely 😏

Ezra Scott

5y↑7

Actually, "bespoke" just means something is custom made to a specific person. While a lot of fine, specific tailoring like that is done by hand (especially with all the complications you run into with nice suits, like accounting for lining, pockets, etc) it doesn't necessarily mean it was made without the aid of a sewing machine.

Senator Poopypants

Marvel's just so unimaginative like adding deleted scenes come on this is such a good chance to shoot an alternate ending. For instance Ant-Man ripping Thanos' butt. Imagine how well that would do in the box office

L S

Ives

That cake reminds me of my favorite pickup line. I go to a cake shop that has a really pretty girl behind the counter. When she asks if there is anything I want written on it, I say to her "Your Phone Number".

15 minutes later and I'm being escorted......out by security and mall cops.

__________________________________

5y↑273

Good thing we stopped all that cocaine from coming across the southern border!

Liam Mattox

5y↑6

@TheStompboxer with guns

TheStompboxer

5y↑1

Thomas Panto Guns don’t create refugees and orphans. People create refugees and orphans.

Guðmundur Ingi Guðmundsson

5y↑3

But what about all the poor cokeheads? They have to subside on week old coke.. omg. Well, in I bet not more than 2 days there will be plenty fresh to go around again. War or drugs is the dumbest Idea ever after the wall.. sory.
Just make it legal it would make it un cool in three seconds. But as we all say.. "more.research is needed" and "it is just somebody elses problem" so it disappears. Congratulations wizards.

Thomas Panto

5y↑17

I hope we stopped our military weapons going south of the border and creating all these refugees and orphans.

Godzilla

5y↑22

Now the squirrels can't have it!!!

Chrysalism Acosmist

As a teen, I can conform that I and others are growing horns.

movezig5

I'm disappointed that they didn't do their due diligence in researching their sources. The "teens growing horns" story is just another example of atrocious scientific journalism reporting wildly inaccurate conclusions.

Adam Lyon

I’d love to watch a cartoon about a forest and its creatures doing daily-life stuff, but they have to deal with a methed out squirrel neighbor

Sean Quigley

5y↑1

Don't worry scientists have real doubts about the validity of the study

Gareth Owen

I’m starting to think that they are spending more time these days coming up with a new introduction to MEANWHILE, than on the actual content in it!

Elliander Eldridge

A Unicorn is created by taking horn cells from a baby goat and implanting them into the forehead of a horse. It then grows and fuses with the skull. I imagine the same could be done to teenagers.

Animagic Missile

3:09 This just brings a tear to my eye. FINALLY a story like this that DIDN'T originate from Florida! America is growing up so fast... sniff

Elijah Dale

“Teens are growing horns”

Percy, run! They found Camp Half-Blood!

Irezumi Ishihara

This is great news,... now I'll have an excuse for when people look at me funny whenever I talk about 'horny teens'.

Arman Khan

Meanwhile its best to have a meanwhile segment 🙌

Brian brush

Holy crud I can grow horns if I go on my smart phone more?
That sounds awesome!

writerbyfire

It's either looking at their phones or the crushing weight of realizing a lifetime of underpaid labor with no hope of retirement, just so you can afford healthcare, crippling housing cost, and student debt... or death by climate change.

GusMcGuire

Does Stephen have the same writers as Trevor Noah? He covers the same stories in the same order

ashton vickers

We did it guys! We’re evolving 😂😂

leemonademagic

5y↑1

teens growing horns? well, looks like txt wont be so alone anymore

Alex AO

Did you also know that you eat 7 spiders while you sleep every night? Oh! And fun fact, both the spider story and the "horns" story are based on the same amount of science.

Hotshots2890

meanwhile is the best skit in awhile ! :D

Patricia A

Stephen was legally required to make that bone spurs joke lol

Doran Martell

Wait a minute. I'm skeptical about the explaination given about those horns. Like istantly discarding the possibility of radiation of sorts.
Because I know corporations do that all the time: hide the cause and decoy attention to something else to blame. Like if you lived within 1 mile of a coal p-plant for 40 years they'd ask you to stop smoking "But I don't smoke" then stop drinking.

New Message

5y↑54

"Did the Philly shipment come in yet? I need to get amped up for tonight's big rally... I ordered juuuuust enough."

"About that, Mr. President..."

Mule The Donkey

The researchers assumed that the bone grwoth was caused by phones, without ever actually testing based on phone use

LordAaronus

5y↑5

ironically if they had the stinger at the end to begin with they'd probably reach that record already

danahun

You need to know the accent, and the difference to the English accent, Siobhain has to understand how her colleagues IN England misunderstood her. ;D Makes it all the more funny!

Alex

The dude with the squirrel was actually a good guy and he was trying to turn his life around. The meth stuff is a made-up story from his neighbor.

veena B

5y↑2

May the cake maker should be a science graduate

Love Awesome Heart

Growing horns? Hell I sure hope I am that sounds absolutely awesome

Grayperson

Just in case you were worried, they’re not “horns” and are not proven to be associated with cell phone/computer use. That’s just the hypothesis some people drew, and it’s no less correctable than “text neck” or whatever they’re calling it

catalinacurio

5y↑399

Bone spurs are becoming a trend, so trump is trending in one poll...... 😔

RoyalFusion

@The Great Anointed Lord Trump. Polls would say otherwise. Unbiased fact checkers would too. Would love to see your face when the masses turn out November 2020 to ensure that shithead never gets anywhere near the WH again

George B. Wolffsohn

Does that mean he can't be elected 👍😀👍❓

Thomas Panto

5y↑2

Trumps bone spur is sticking out of his shoulders

catalinacurio

5y↑2

@svenm sandity Donald Trump avoided the military draft 5 times, which was common ...
https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-avoided-the-military-draft-which-was-...
26 Dec 2018 - President Donald Trump received military draft deferments five times — once for bad feet and four times for college. ... Democratic Sen. Tammy Duckworth, a Purple Heart recipient, once called him "Cadet Bone Spurs." Like Trump, many other young men from wealthy families found ways to ...