Celtic Boast Battle
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Year.!
Introducing an era / timeframe

100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them?
Claiming responsibility of slaying Roman soliders in the battle

I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.!
Claiming to be the greatest warrior of all time

Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, surely there is know other Warrior in the land who can beat me! Huh!
Proudly announcing the victory and saying none can beat in the Battle

I am the most fearsome warrior to walk the land of the living, So I think we've got a problem.
Boasting of being the most fearsome warrior and challenging others

I think there's only one way to settle this!
Proposing to settle the battle

So lets clear the air, grab a chair, I've got flair, when I fight a bear.
Starting boast battle and telling the audience how good he is at fighting a bear

I rip off it's skin, for my wife to wear, I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare look close, check out my Facial hair.
Talking about his daredevil act of ripping bear skin and scaring enemies by facial hair look

Relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax, When you go to war, you don't take off your slackes.
Telling his opponent not to hype about his fighting skills as he fights with his clothes on

Look at me I'm tough, I fight in the buff, I could say more but I've said enough so...
Boasting about fighting naked, but calling his opponent's bluff

Have some grace, shut your face!
Showing dominance and asking his opponent to be quiet

Cause Braedon boy you're well off the pace!
Mocking and calling out his opponent's poor fighting skills

Seems to me that you're not even skilled, I can fill a lake with the blood I've spilled.
Calling out his opponent for lack of skills and presenting his own record

I decorate my house with heads of men I've killed, I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chill.
Brutally boasting of decorating his house with heads of men he killed and threatening to stab his opponent

Yeah you got a brain but you've just got one, I've got five on my belt from the battles I've won.
Comparing his opponent's brain to his trophies and victories

In a rage, on a rampage, I've killed more men then old age so...
Describing his killing spree and being proud of it

You're just killing the enemy, that's lazy, I kill my own people, I'm that crazy.
Comparing his opponent's lazy killing to his crazy method of killing his own people

I go berserk and my eyes go glazy, I get so mad I could stab a daisy. (But I won't cause that would be stupid)
Portraying his madness and anger by saying he could stab anything, but it would be stupid

All right! All right! Stop! Think a while! Look at your style man that's vile!
Stopping the conversation and making fun of his opponent's style

You look like you've been dressed by a reptile, You're a steaming pile, I'm dressed like a king.
Roasting his opponent for his dressing sense and comparing himself to a king

I wear a torc round my neck when I'm doing my killing, And on my finger, I'm wearing a ring.
Talking about his accessories during the war

When I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling! Yo!
Making fun of his earlier statement and rhyming it with Yo

Boast Battle!
Inviting for a boast battle

Oh! And I paint myself blue!
Boasting of painting himself blue which he thinks is way too cool

That is way, way cooler than you!
Declaring his blue painting way cooler than his opponent

So much better than you, that you ought to bow, I'll offer to fight you but you wouldn't know how. Enough with the talk year, lets end this now, I can sum it all up in just one word...
Being extremely confident about winning and offering to fight before ending the conversation with an unexpected Cry for mom