Le chaos de la philosophie
Hubert-Félix Thiéfaine Lyrics


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Je suis robot-bar
Le petit roi du mini-bar

De whisky glacé en whisky glacé
On va finir par attraper l'onglée
On va finir comme des pingouins givrés
Complèt'ment Findus et décérébrés
Je suis robot-bar
Le petit roi du mini-bar

Cognac, vodka, whisky Coca
Gin-tonic, tequila, calva
Vichy, Perrier, Vittel, Evian
Peut-être un petit blanc ?

Je suis robot-bar
Le petit roi du mini-bar

De whisky glacé en whisky glacé
On va finir par attraper l'onglée
On va finir en amants déclassés
Sur la liste des coeurs désaffectés





Je suis robot-bar
Le petit roi du mini-bar

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Le chaos de la philosophie" by Hubert-Félix Thiéfaine tell the story of a robot-bar, the self-proclaimed king of the mini-bar, serving drinks to its patrons. The repetitive chorus emphasizes the danger of alcoholism and the potentially destructive path it can lead to. The drinks being served, from whiskey to vodka to gin, demonstrate the high-class nature of the bar and its customers, whilst also showcasing the different preferences of those who frequent the establishment. The lyrics warn of the potential consequences of overindulging in alcohol, likening the patrons to penguins suffering from frostbite, mindlessly and involuntarily abusing themselves.


The verse "On va finir en amants déclassés, Sur la liste des coeurs désaffectés" signifies the abyss where the patrons will end up, stating that their excessive drinking will eventually ruin their relationships and leave them desolate. Thiéfaine uses this song to remind us that the indulgence of temporary pleasures such as alcohol can ultimately lead to a deeper dissatisfaction with oneself and one's relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

Je suis robot-bar
I am a robotic bartender


Le petit roi du mini-bar
The little king of the mini-bar


De whisky glacé en whisky glacé
From iced whiskey to iced whiskey


On va finir par attraper l'onglée
We will end up with frozen fingers


On va finir comme des pingouins givrés
We will end up like frozen penguins


Complèt'ment Findus et décérébrés
Completely like frozen meals and brainless


Cognac, vodka, whisky Coca
Cognac, vodka, whiskey Coke


Gin-tonic, tequila, calva
Gin and tonic, tequila, apple brandy


Vichy, Perrier, Vittel, Evian
Vichy, Perrier, Vittel, Evian


Peut-être un petit blanc ?
Maybe a little white wine?


De whisky glacé en whisky glacé
From iced whiskey to iced whiskey


On va finir par attraper l'onglée
We will end up with frozen fingers


On va finir en amants déclassés
We will end up as downgraded lovers


Sur la liste des coeurs désaffectés
On the list of neglected hearts


Je suis robot-bar
I am a robotic bartender


Le petit roi du mini-bar
The little king of the mini-bar




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