Hide the Sausage
Ivor Biggun Lyrics

Well there's a brand new dance
There is a new dance that has been discovered

Everybody's trying to do
Everyone is trying to learn how to do the new dance

It's better than the pogo
This dance is better than other mainstream dances like pogo

The shimmy or the boogaloo
This dance is better than African American dances - shimmy or boogaloo

You can do it by yourself
This dance can be done alone

But it's much more fun with two
The dance becomes more enjoyable when done in pairs

So come on everybody
Everyone is invited to join in the fun

Let's go nuts and screw
Let's have fun and be wild

And this is just what you do
This is how you do the dance

Hide the sausage
This is the name of the dance

Come on and hide the sausage
Encouraging participants to join in the fun and dance the Hide the Sausage

It's time to hide the sausage tonight
This is the time for group participants to dance the Hide the Sausage tonight

You've got to sink the winkle
In this dance, participants are required to 'hide the sausage'

It's really very simple
This dance is not complicated

To straighten out your wrinkle tonight
This dance will help you relieve any physical tension

Come on let's play mums and dads
This is an invitation for participants to act like parents in a playful manner

The moon is shining bright
The ambiance is perfect for the Hide the Sausage dance

Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight
Everyone should take advantage of the present moment and participate in the dance

Get it right out of sight
Do the Hide the Sausage dance discreetly

It's a dance you can do on the sofa
This dance can be done on a sofa

It's a dance you can do in the park
This dance can also be done in a park

You can do it round the back of Sainsbury's
This dance is versatile and can be done anywhere including the back of Sainsbury's

If you're quick and you do it when it's dark
This dance is best enjoyed when done swiftly and discreetly in the dark

You can do it backwards, frontwards and sideways
This dance can be done forwards, backward and sideways

Provided that you're over sixteen (I am... next birthday)
This dance is only for people over sixteen years old

You can even do it standing up, I've seen it in a magazine
This dance can also be done while standing up, just like in a magazine

But you've got to be keen
You must be enthusiastic about learning this dance

Don't be a wanker just...
Don't waste this opportunity, let's dance!

Let's all conceal the saveloy
Let's all have fun and dance the Hide the Sausage

Let's go barmy with the salami
Let's enjoy this dance to the fullest

Let's put the toad in the hole
Let's be playful and use innuendo in this dance

Would you like to play a tune on my pork clarinet?
A playful invitation to join the fun of the dance

Get it right out of sight
Do the Hide the Sausage dance discreetly

Hide the sausage
This is the name of the dance

Come on and hide the sausage
Encouraging participants to join in the fun and dance the Hide the Sausage

Hide the sausage, come on and hide the sausage
This is a chant to encourage group participation in the dance