Bacon
Jim Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966 in Chesterton, Indiana) is an American stan… Read Full Bio ↴Jim Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966 in Chesterton, Indiana) is an American stand-up comic. His comedy routines often include him doing the voice of a supposed audience member commenting on his performance. He is also known for making fun of Hot Pockets, usually likening them to "a Pop-Tart filled with nasty meat." He often begins his routines with, "Don't worry, I've never heard of me either."

Gaffigan first began performing stand up comedy on January 27, 1991 in New York City. In 2000 he had a short-lived series on CBS called Welcome to New York, which co-starred Christine Baranski (Cybill) and Sara Gilbert (Roseanne). The following year, Gaffigan starred in Ellen DeGeneres' short-lived second sitcom, called The Ellen Show. In 2003/2004 he appeared in several episodes of the television show That '70s Show. Gaffigan has also appeared in the movie Super Troopers.

In 2006, Jim Gaffigan appeared on Comedy Central in a special entitled Beyond the Pale. It aired January 29, 2006, and became available for purchase on DVD that same day. "Beyond the Pale" is Gaffigan's first DVD. Jim Gaffigan also appeared on Comedy Central in his own episode of Comedy Central Presents.

In the United States, he has also appeared in Sierra Mist, Rolling Rock, and Saturn television commercials.

Gaffigan has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien numerous times, often bringing episodes of Pale Force, a comedic short featuring a superhero duo (Gaffigan and O'Brien) and highlighting their mutual paleness.

On Novemeber 28th, 2006 Jim Gaffigan starred as Andy Franklin in the pilot episode of the TBS orginal series, "My Boys".

Bacon
Jim Gaffigan Lyrics


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7xvn Call me Pennywise the way I been it When I curb…
Auntie Hammy Can you make my bacon sizzle Can you Hot Hot Boy I'm making…
Camping in Alaska Wake up with a glass of bacon and cigarettes Lay awake…
Francesco Renga Come va, come va? Mi domando se sei sempre quella cosa…
Harry and the Potters (Paul) Hey, Harry? (Joe) Yes, Harry? (Paul) What's your fa…
Mattias Alkberg BD Spara några toir eller lägga dem på chips? Betala för att…
Mr Weebl Bacon, we′re gonna have some bacon Bacon, don't be tight wit…
N.F.F.U. Yeah, huh I ain't looking for a cosign, most say we…
Nick Jonas Pretty mind, silk thoughts Start a fire when you turn the…
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NickJonas Pretty mind, silk thoughts Start a fire when you turn the…
Noodle Muffin Oh, when you meet the Man With Bacon You know he…
Sidewalks You can stay as long as you want to Just don't…
The Flying Skulls - J.Tonal sampled by SJTR5: -now your playing with power, super power.…
The Scumfrog Pretend, just for a day There are no rules to keep…
Weebl's Stuff Bacon We're gonna have some bacon Bacon Don't be tigjt with …


We have lyrics for these tracks by Jim Gaffigan:


Almost Heaven There's an angel in the window On a West Virginia church…
Beautiful You pulled up and parked your El Dorado We said "hi"…
Binge Watching 21 days since the last time I saw you It′s like…
Bowling I've had so much fun here I have. I went…
Camping I went camping recently for this next joke. I married a…
Circumcision Jim is the bes Jim is the best Jim is the best Jim…
Donuts The Police, they love donuts right? " Hey cop why don't…
Easier to Be a Guy Sometimes when I tell the story of you I make you…
Escalators I just prefer the easy way in life, I do. I…
Fairs Summertime we went to a bunch of fairs to-- It′s amazing…
Fried Bread But there's unhealthy eating everywhere; I was in Arizona an…
Having My Baby You're having my baby What a lovely way of saying how…
Hot Pockets Im a little slow tonight I had a hot pocket for…
I Love Food Give me a big MAC a super sized fries pizzas are…
Inside Voice yeah yeah yeah! yeyeeyyeyeyyyye I just do this for an hour T…
Lazy Cause I am a lazy man, I love doing nothing. Which…
Packaging They go dey demo They go dey pose They go dey denge They…
Slumberland Where you′ll meet friends Where your odds is the ends Purple…
Weddings Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to get fat. Last night…



Whales Iv'e been trying to swim a lot. You know? You always hear…


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Ms. 𝐎𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐉

I've always loved this one but it always makes me hungry for more jim gaffigan comedy!
(yes i know it's an awful 'joke' and it shows why i'm not a comedian :P )

Jesse Gardner

As a vegetarian I have to say this. I almost died laughing. Thanks Jim. 🤣

Maenad

I’d bet even people who have never tried bacon before would still laugh at this 😂
Everyone can relate to being totally obsessed with a food that’s probably terrible for them lmao. Jim’s love for bacon rivals my sweet tooth

Al Z

Not a single cuss word; yet so funny. Ultimate smart ass, Jim!!

Wild Wolf

It takes real talent to make jokes the way he does, he doesn't make dirty jokes or jokes with a lot of swears in it, he's just funny

Maureen Hammack

So refreshing that there are no cuss words and dirty language. ! !

Bridget Glenn

He DID cuss in this skit... Usually he doesn't though.

Disloyal

Lol

Al Z

Ha, you’re right, smarty pants :)

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Matthew Leichter

When he does the heckling voice to himself is the greatest thing ever!

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