Jim Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966 in Chesterton, Indiana) is an American stan… Read Full Bio ↴Jim Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966 in Chesterton, Indiana) is an American stand-up comic. His comedy routines often include him doing the voice of a supposed audience member commenting on his performance. He is also known for making fun of Hot Pockets, usually likening them to "a Pop-Tart filled with nasty meat." He often begins his routines with, "Don't worry, I've never heard of me either."
Gaffigan first began performing stand up comedy on January 27, 1991 in New York City. In 2000 he had a short-lived series on CBS called Welcome to New York, which co-starred Christine Baranski (Cybill) and Sara Gilbert (Roseanne). The following year, Gaffigan starred in Ellen DeGeneres' short-lived second sitcom, called The Ellen Show. In 2003/2004 he appeared in several episodes of the television show That '70s Show. Gaffigan has also appeared in the movie Super Troopers.
In 2006, Jim Gaffigan appeared on Comedy Central in a special entitled Beyond the Pale. It aired January 29, 2006, and became available for purchase on DVD that same day. "Beyond the Pale" is Gaffigan's first DVD. Jim Gaffigan also appeared on Comedy Central in his own episode of Comedy Central Presents.
In the United States, he has also appeared in Sierra Mist, Rolling Rock, and Saturn television commercials.
Gaffigan has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien numerous times, often bringing episodes of Pale Force, a comedic short featuring a superhero duo (Gaffigan and O'Brien) and highlighting their mutual paleness.
On Novemeber 28th, 2006 Jim Gaffigan starred as Andy Franklin in the pilot episode of the TBS orginal series, "My Boys".
Gaffigan first began performing stand up comedy on January 27, 1991 in New York City. In 2000 he had a short-lived series on CBS called Welcome to New York, which co-starred Christine Baranski (Cybill) and Sara Gilbert (Roseanne). The following year, Gaffigan starred in Ellen DeGeneres' short-lived second sitcom, called The Ellen Show. In 2003/2004 he appeared in several episodes of the television show That '70s Show. Gaffigan has also appeared in the movie Super Troopers.
In 2006, Jim Gaffigan appeared on Comedy Central in a special entitled Beyond the Pale. It aired January 29, 2006, and became available for purchase on DVD that same day. "Beyond the Pale" is Gaffigan's first DVD. Jim Gaffigan also appeared on Comedy Central in his own episode of Comedy Central Presents.
In the United States, he has also appeared in Sierra Mist, Rolling Rock, and Saturn television commercials.
Gaffigan has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien numerous times, often bringing episodes of Pale Force, a comedic short featuring a superhero duo (Gaffigan and O'Brien) and highlighting their mutual paleness.
On Novemeber 28th, 2006 Jim Gaffigan starred as Andy Franklin in the pilot episode of the TBS orginal series, "My Boys".
Fast Food
Jim Gaffigan Lyrics
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Apteka Ty z poลudniowej dzielnicy bracie Masz nawet zagraniczne ga…
CXRPSE I remember back at home when The snow would fall Getting fuc…
D.I.D. ะะฐ ะผะตะฝั ัะต ะพะดะฝะฐ ัััะบะฐ, ั ะฒ ะบะฐัะผะฐะฝั ะปะตะถะธัั ัััะบะฐ ะกะปัะดะบัั…
Dr. Demento You want any sauce with that Ketchup Mustard Alright have a …
Fieh For a long time I tried to cook up something…
FLAYME Tell me angel cuando te exaltes como Franklin Virgรผez y sien…
Ghali Ehi, dammi il tuo cuore, ci farรฒ un falรฒ Dammi una…
Guillaume Depardieu Plus rien quโune rage sourde Impossible ร hurler Lโhorribl…
Kim Normal Every Thursday night, I drive my beat up car I drive…
Nadine Shah Recycling old loves New ones wait their turn She's much to l…
News From Babel Fast food A clattering Babel of tongues A table Seating …
Not Available I heard a voice inside me It told me that…
Otein A mi esta mierda no me paga las prendas pero No…
Pete Townshend Fast food, feed me fast I've been waiting for an aeon And…
Quarto Fechado Queremos tudo ao mesmo tempo Num fast food intelectual Tento…
Rasmentalism Nie muszฤ ciฤ znaฤ, ลผeby znaฤ ciฤ Odpowiadam tylko wiem, wid…
RayBurger I be that dude I like, I like fast food Always order…
Richard Thompson Big Mac, small mac, burger and fries Sheve 'em in boxes…
RYTHEM Heya no BEDDO TV keshite Anata no soba ni yori sou Tashikame…
TWENTY24FOUR Multi till I die like BK No hamburgers But you know as…
ัะณะฐะดะฐะนะัะพ ะัะปะธ ั ะธะดั ะฟะพั ะฐะฒะฐัั โ ะฒ ัะฐัั ััะดะต sold out ะฏ…
We have lyrics for these tracks by Jim Gaffigan:
Almost Heaven There's an angel in the window On a West Virginia church…
Beautiful You pulled up and parked your El Dorado We said "hi"…
Binge Watching 21 days since the last time I saw you Itโฒs like…
Bowling I've had so much fun here I have. I went…
Camping I went camping recently for this next joke. I married a…
Circumcision Jim is the bes Jim is the best Jim is the best Jim…
Donuts The Police, they love donuts right? " Hey cop why don't…
Easier to Be a Guy Sometimes when I tell the story of you I make you…
Escalators I just prefer the easy way in life, I do. I…
Fairs Summertime we went to a bunch of fairs to-- Itโฒs amazing…
Fried Bread But there's unhealthy eating everywhere; I was in Arizona an…
Having My Baby You're having my baby What a lovely way of saying how…
Hot Pockets Im a little slow tonight I had a hot pocket for…
I Love Food Give me a big MAC a super sized fries pizzas are…
Inside Voice yeah yeah yeah! yeyeeyyeyeyyyye I just do this for an hour T…
Lazy Cause I am a lazy man, I love doing nothing. Which…
Packaging They go dey demo They go dey pose They go dey denge They…
Slumberland Where youโฒll meet friends Where your odds is the ends Purple…
Weddings Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to get fat. Last night…
Whales Iv'e been trying to swim a lot. You know? You always hear…
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@licksnkicks1166
Jimโs delivery on McDonalds made me cry. Heโs brilliant! So diverse. And.....hardly any swearing.
@jeffreym.8957
"That's still McDonalds!"
Reminded me of "Three Amigos" and El Guapo. In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!โ
@FlowerGirl.MN50
We don't mind swearing
@chrissysmith5619
Extremely talented comedian. Canโt get enough Gaffigan!
@dorothysittler8120
Talented wife too who is not getting enough credit.
@DemonGames666
You gaffican't get enough badumtss
@rashaunakovacich9921
Me either๐
@jackapples1
I discovered Jim Gaffigan when I was 12, that was 13 years ago and he is still the funniest person out there. Itโs even more enjoyable now that Iโm a dad
@wilsonp2936
Word
This man
Is undeniable comedian
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@user-yw4fh4pw3q
Hey man that's so cool. I would never have guessed that a 12 year old would like his comedy. Not sure why I thought that...