Dinner WIth Drac Part 1
John Zacherle Lyrics


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A dinner was served for three
at dracula's house by the sea
the hors d'oeurve were fine
but i choked on my wine
when i learned that the main course was me!
the waitress a vampire named perkins
was so very fond of small gherkins
while serving tea
she ate 43
which pickled her internal workings!
igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks
igor, igor...
what a swimmer is dracula's daughter
but her pool looks more red than it oughter
the blood stains the boats
but it's easy to float
because blood is much thicker than water!
Instrumental interlude
Dracula old friend how are things in transylvania
for dessert there was batwing confetti
and the veins of a mummy named betty
i first frowned upon it
but with ketchup on it




it tasted very much like spaghetti!
goodnight whatever you are!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of John Zacherle's song "Dinner With Drac Part 1" tell the story of a dinner party hosted by Dracula at his house by the sea, which includes the singer and a vampire waitress named Perkins. The song begins with a lighthearted tone, as the singer expresses enjoyment of the hors d'oeuvre but quickly turns dark when he learns that the main course is him. The second verse introduces Perkins, who is fond of small gherkins, but suffers from internal problems after eating 43 of them. The third verse introduces Igor, who is responsible for placing scalpels and pitchforks at the dinner table.


The singer then makes an offhand comment about Dracula's daughter being a good swimmer before acknowledging that her pool is unnaturally red due to a likely presence of blood. An instrumental interlude follows before the singer starts talking to Dracula, asking him about his homeland, Transylvania. The song concludes with a description of the dessert, which is composed of batwing confetti and the veins of a mummy named Betty, which the singer originally frowns upon but then decides tastes like spaghetti with ketchup on it.


Line by Line Meaning

A dinner was served for three
Dracula hosted a dinner party with three attendees


at dracula's house by the sea
The dinner party took place at Dracula's home near the ocean


the hors d'oeurve were fine
The appetizers served were good


but i choked on my wine
The artist was shocked by what they heard, causing them to choke on their wine


when i learned that the main course was me!
The artist realized that they were the main course for the dinner party


the waitress a vampire named perkins
The server at the party was a vampire named Perkins


was so very fond of small gherkins
Perkins had a strong liking for small pickles called gherkins


while serving tea
Perkins was serving tea to the attendees


she ate 43
Perkins consumed 43 gherkins


which pickled her internal workings!
Eating so many gherkins caused Perkins some digestive issues


igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks
Dracula's assistant, Igor, was instructed where to place the scalpels and pitchforks


igor, igor...
Dracula was calling out to his assistant, Igor


what a swimmer is dracula's daughter
Dracula's daughter was a good swimmer


but her pool looks more red than it oughter
The pool had a red tint to it, most likely due to the presence of blood


the blood stains the boats
The boats in the pool were stained with blood


but it's easy to float
Despite the blood, the boats still floated


because blood is much thicker than water!
Blood is denser than water, which makes objects float more easily


Instrumental interlude
There is a musical interlude with no lyrics


Dracula old friend how are things in transylvania
The singer addresses Dracula and asks about how things are going in Transylvania


for dessert there was batwing confetti
The dessert served was batwing confetti


and the veins of a mummy named betty
Another element of the dessert was the veins of a mummy named Betty


i first frowned upon it
The artist was initially unhappy with the dessert


but with ketchup on it
After adding ketchup to the dessert, the singer found it more palatable


it tasted very much like spaghetti!
With the addition of ketchup, the dessert tasted like spaghetti to the artist


goodnight whatever you are!
The singer says goodnight to an unknown entity




Writer(s): KAL MANN

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