Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963 in Pawnee City, Nebraska), … Read Full Bio ↴Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963 in Pawnee City, Nebraska), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian and one of the co-stars of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and the subsequent series Blue Collar TV.
He starred in the feature-length movie Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and also stared alongside close friend Bill Engvall in the film Delta Farce.
He started in Tampa Bay followed by stints at Rock 100 WDIZ and 101.1 WJRR Orlando before hooking up with the Blue Collar Boys. He became known in the South in the early '90s when he made regular guest radio appearances on programs such as the Ron and Ron Show. He was also a regular during the late 1990s on 101.9 The Edge in Omaha, Nebraska on Friday mornings when he would call into Chris Baker's morning show. "Larry"'s trademarks are "redneck"-style humor delivered while speaking in an affected thick Southern dialect, recounting bizarre stories about his "family," and the using the phrase "Git-R-Done!"
Often during his acts, a woman in the audience yells out that she loves him. He usually responds by saying, "I told you to wait in the truck" - a line cribbed from Tom Waits. He also sings Christmas songs like "Donny the Retard," "Titty Bar Christmas," and "I Pissed My Pants". He uses analogies like "Madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons," "Madder than a car load of queers getting pulled over for doin a 69 in a 55".
In 2005, he was featured in Gretchen Wilson's music video for the song "All Jacked Up," playing dual roles as himself and a transvestite bar patron. In 2006, he starred in the film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and was the voice of Mater the tow truck in Disney/Pixar's animated film Cars.
Whitney has also seen considerable success from his comedic recordings. His comedy albums Lord, I Apologize, released in 2001, and The Right To Bare Arms, released in 2005, have both been certified gold by the RIAA.
He starred in the feature-length movie Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and also stared alongside close friend Bill Engvall in the film Delta Farce.
He started in Tampa Bay followed by stints at Rock 100 WDIZ and 101.1 WJRR Orlando before hooking up with the Blue Collar Boys. He became known in the South in the early '90s when he made regular guest radio appearances on programs such as the Ron and Ron Show. He was also a regular during the late 1990s on 101.9 The Edge in Omaha, Nebraska on Friday mornings when he would call into Chris Baker's morning show. "Larry"'s trademarks are "redneck"-style humor delivered while speaking in an affected thick Southern dialect, recounting bizarre stories about his "family," and the using the phrase "Git-R-Done!"
Often during his acts, a woman in the audience yells out that she loves him. He usually responds by saying, "I told you to wait in the truck" - a line cribbed from Tom Waits. He also sings Christmas songs like "Donny the Retard," "Titty Bar Christmas," and "I Pissed My Pants". He uses analogies like "Madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons," "Madder than a car load of queers getting pulled over for doin a 69 in a 55".
In 2005, he was featured in Gretchen Wilson's music video for the song "All Jacked Up," playing dual roles as himself and a transvestite bar patron. In 2006, he starred in the film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and was the voice of Mater the tow truck in Disney/Pixar's animated film Cars.
Whitney has also seen considerable success from his comedic recordings. His comedy albums Lord, I Apologize, released in 2001, and The Right To Bare Arms, released in 2005, have both been certified gold by the RIAA.
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Larry The Cable Guy Lyrics
We have lyrics for these tracks by Larry The Cable Guy:
A Letter To Santy Claus Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he can't drive…
A Letter to Shania Twain Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little…
Been to the Titty Bar Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See…
Call A Doctor Call the doctor Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull…
Can't Understand My Accent It was my parent's anniversary a while Back it was a…
Christmas Commentary Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money don't grow…
Christmas Weight Gain Boy, I tell you what I love Christmas but how come Every…
Couldn't Keep the Pizza Lit Some girl's banging on my door the other day at…
Dating & Marriage Neol bomyeon dugeundugeun nae Gaseumi bajjakbajjak nae Ipsur…
Faith Healers and Weight Problems You ever see that faith healer Benny Hinn? You ever See that…
Family In Sanford We ended up coming back to my house in Florida down…
Fat Holiday Relatives Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy and I just got A…
Fishing Streets damp and warm empty smell metal Weeds between buildi…
Gift-Giving What the hell is this? Russia? You know, you give out…
Git-R-Done! Hey sit down You ain't leavin' yet, we're not done There's a…
Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again…
Graveyard Jambooree Here we go, tractors. Screech and moan Hear them zombies scr…
Hark The Hairlip Angel Hark, the harlip angel sing Glory to the Newborn King…
I Made the Bigg Times Now Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-are-Done! But it's good to b…
I Pissed My Pants I PISSED MY PANTS THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR I DRUNK…
I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car I Wish…
Introduction Thank you Thank you very much Thank you very much…
Jump Up In The Air And Get Stuck But they say, though That you meet the good-looking girls At…
Keep The Chips Fresh But they's a lot of kinky women in there Too i…
Larry's Christmas Carols These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas b…
Las Vegas I was just in Las Vegas not Long ago i like…
Let Me Eat Your Shorts I like that Victoria's Secret, though I like that joint oh,…
Looking Good At The Flea Market You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get…
Lord I Apologize What the hell is this? Russia? If you're looking for a…
Mater Haul-O-Ween Square Dance Hey, everybody! Grab you a costume and put ′er on! Time…
Monster Mash Well, I was workin′ in my shed late one night When…
No Hair I always get really irritated when you go out to…
O Little Girl From Birmingham O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in…
Oh Holy Crap Oh, Holy Crap! I think I got a flat tire And I'm…
Oh Little Girl from Birmingham O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in…
On The First Day Of Christmas On the first day of christmas, my true love gave…
People Like My Analogies Before I get out of here A lot of people like…
Poop Lasagna POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR…
Purple People Eater Well I saw this sign drivin′ down the street It had…
Redneck Santa Claus nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then eve…
Santy Claus Santy Claus Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he can't drive…
Singing Christmas Tree Boy, I tell you what One of my favorite things I…
The Christmas Story This is the christmas story as told by my drunk…
The First Queer Santy Claus The first queer santy clause Wore red leather chaps With a p…
The Most Wonderful Ass She has the most wonderful ass I have seen It's firm…
Titty Bar Christmas Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See…
Toddler Mail Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself…
Witchy Miss Lizzy Rock Well, Lizzy′s gone a witchin' now that it′s Haul-O-Ween (Hau…
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@pattihainline1573
My husband is a huge fan of Larry! He once had the pleasure of meeting Larry when he worked at flying-J service center ! Larry is a very wonderful down to earth guy! He shook my husbands hand talked to him for awhile gave him one of his shirts & autographed it he also gave him one of his signature fishhooks & an autograpghed picture! These are my husbands most prized possessions! Thank you Larry for the laughs & happiness you bring to the world & for being such a wonderful guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abondvd8241
“They get rid of candy cigarettes cause they say it’s a bad example for the kids, yet you can still buy pixie stick! That’s a good message. ‘Don’t smoke son, but go ahead and do powder through a straw, Go ahead and do that.’”
@metalloverbenhorton670
I mean he ain't wrong.
@traceysmith684
I love Larry. He is 1 year older than me. My birthday is February 17 1964.
@carolynjones6457
Larry The Cable Guy at his finest, love the Wal-Mart jokes, especially since Wal-Mart is a joke. God Bless You.
@melissacooper4282
I even find his Wal-Mart jokes funny and I work there! Lol!😂
@MelesaEFary
@@melissacooper4282 my goodness, the stories I bet you could tell!
@nickleization
Still a classic after all these years!
@honestlyawesome4394
Larry e cable guy is a legend
@bentondarren9521
i realize I am kind of randomly asking but do anybody know a good site to stream new movies online?