Pillow Talking
Lil Dicky Lyrics

Ey, ey Dmn!
Hey, hey damn!

L tapped twice on some ass like grams
I just had sex with a girl twice like grams of drugs

(I just fucked) Now what I'm doing?
I just had sex, now what should I do?

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
I'm having intimate conversations with a girl after sex

I just finished spazzin' on a bitch
I just had wild, intense sex with a girl

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
Now I'm having intimate conversations with a girl

I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection
I tell the girl that the sex was amazing and we had a deep connection

Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?
Do you also think the sex was great or am I the only one praising it?

She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself
She agrees that the sex was good and she had a good time

Great, yeah
I'm glad you enjoyed it

She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
She asks if I can reach the shelf to get her phone

I'll take care the alarm
She will set the alarm

I'm like 'oh, for the morning, like to sleep?'
I ask if she's setting the alarm for the morning to sleep

She like yeah, we just had sex. What did you think?
She confirms that we just had sex and asks for my thoughts on it

I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
I didn't have any plans beyond having sex with you and leaving?

No, I hadn't thought that far ahead
No, I didn't think about what would happen after sex

But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt to wear?

Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
Oh, please don't tickle my hair

It's just a personal thing, it's not you
Tickling my hair is just something I don't like, it's not about you

Okay sorry for doing it
Okay, I apologize for tickling your hair

No, no, it's just a personal thing, it's not you
No, no, it's just my personal preference, it's not about you

Okay cool. Yeah
Okay, cool. Yeah

Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
Uh, so are you from Minnesota?

Only thing I know is that it's cold
All I know is that Minnesota is cold

Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?
Tell me more, how does living in Minnesota compare to living in LA?

Well, I can't compare them they're so different
Well, I can't compare them because they're so different

Y'know what I'm sayin?
You know what I mean?

Yeah, for sure
Yes, definitely

She like apples to oranges
She means it's like comparing apples to oranges

Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
Yeah, well, you can still compare them, I understand what you're saying

What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
Tell me about your family, do you have any siblings?

She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?
She tells me she has a brother, and I ask what he does for a living

She like he in the Army
She tells me that her brother is in the Army

Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
Uh, do you support the war?

She like huh, what did you just say?
She asks me to repeat what I just said

Huh, like just now?
Huh, like the thing I just said?

Yeah
Yes

Do you fuck to the war?
Do you have sex while thinking about the war?

No, I don't fuck with the war
No, I don't support the war

I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war
I tell her again that I don't support the war

Just don't know how to react to the forces
I'm just unsure how to respond to the military forces

I should have just thanked you of course
I should have just thanked you for your brother's service, of course

Uh, why would you thank me?
Uh, why would you thank me?

Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
Uh, I guess I assumed that gratitude towards the military would extend to the families, but okay

While we on the topic
While we're on the topic

I been actually thinking about some shit
I've actually been thinking about something

About the Army and Navy
About the military branches Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day
What if tomorrow is the day

That the fucking aliens came
That extraterrestrial beings arrived

And invaded our nation?
And invaded our country?

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
Like, would we even stand a chance against them?

Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?
Do we have the weapons capable of battling their spacecrafts?

So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker
So, not at all, would they just easily dominate us?

Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us
Laughing at us and attacking us

And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate
And causing everyone to disintegrate and become part of their collective

Without a hint of intimidation?
Without feeling any fear from us?

Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?
Or do we have any way to make them feel threatened?

Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
Of course, I don't know how aliens think, but

You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
Do you understand what I'm saying?

Like what the fuck would it be like?
What would it be like?

Would they be like Earth go hard?
Would they admire Earth's strength?

Or is it just another conquest?
Or is it just another conquest for them?

Or would they be like damn earth go hard
Or would they be like 'wow, Earth is tough'

They was harder than Simian
Earth was tougher than they expected

You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?
Have you ever discussed this type of stuff with your brother?

Then she like no
Then she says no

I'm like well what you think?
I ask her what she thinks

She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
She says she doesn't worry about hypothetical situations that may never happen

I'm like girl what you mean?
I ask her what she means

She like I don't believe in the war?
She says she doesn't believe in the war

In aliens
In extraterrestrial beings

Oh hold up
Oh, wait a moment

Hold up, wait
Hold on, wait a minute

Girl what you sayin?
What are you saying, girl?

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
Are you suggesting that all the life in the universe is only where you are?

I guess
I suppose

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
That would be a huge coincidence

Do you see what I'm sayin'?
Do you understand what I'm saying?

I can't hear what you're sayin'
I can't understand what you're saying

Well the universe always expanding
Well, the universe is always expanding

There are infinite galaxies
There are endless galaxies

Why would we be the anomaly?
Why would we be the exception?

She like that's no coincidence
She believes that it's not just a coincidence

I call that shit God
She considers that to be God's doing

I'm like oh you're religious, bitch
I sarcastically say 'Oh, you're religious, bitch'

You think it's all God
You believe everything is because of God

No, I know it's all God
No, I believe everything is because of God

No, I know that there might be a God
No, I believe there might be a God

First off, nobody knows there's a God
First off, nobody knows if there's a God

Girl I think we should drop this
Girl, I think we should stop discussing this

No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?
No, what's happening in your mind right now?

Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though
My mind, uh, my mind is thinking about something else

I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
I've been partying at the club all year, hey brain

I been killin' shit don't mind me
I've been doing great, don't pay attention to me

I'm just top flight
I'm just at the top, the best

I could sure use a Sprite
I could really use a Sprite (a brand of soda)

I'm thirsty as fuck
I'm very thirsty

Who gettin money?
Who is making money?

That's brain
The brain is getting money

Who make decisions?
Who makes decisions?

That's brain
The brain makes decisions

Who make the hits?
Who creates the hits (referring to successful songs)?

That's been brain
The brain has been making the hits

Who run the whole operation?
Who is in control of everything?

That be brain
The brain runs the whole operation

(Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)
(Brain, can you focus on the matter at hand please)

Uh, can you just remind the brain?
Uh, can you just remind the brain?

(You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)
(You're such an idiot, we're discussing God's existence)

Don't call brain names
Don't insult the brain

The brain couldn't recall
The brain couldn't remember

But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
But if I'm not mistaken, the girl to my left

Guaranteed there's a god
I'm sure there's a god

(I believe in a god, yes)
(I believe in a god, yes)

So god never wrong
So god is never wrong

God never wrong, right?
God is never wrong, right?

Yeah, that's like the whole point
Yeah, that's the whole idea

(Brain just get there, please)
(Brain, please understand the point)

Hold up
Wait a moment

So god made the earth
So god created the earth

And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
And god thought, hold on, this is boring

It need more shit
It needs more things

God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
God decided to put dinosaurs on the earth

Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
Then he thought, why did I put dinosaurs on it?

What is your brain even saying?
What is your brain trying to say?

Can he get to the point?
Can he just get to the point?

Hold up brain you just did it
Wait, brain, you just did it

God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
God isn't wrong, what the hell was he thinking?

About what?
About what?

Bitch, the dinosaurs
About the dinosaurs

He made the Earth for them
He made the Earth for the dinosaurs

But then he like nah?
But then he changed his mind?

Dinosaurs are just blah?
Dinosaurs are just uninteresting?

What's your point?
What are you trying to say?

I'mma cook up some blondes?
I'm going to create humans?

Like he was way off
Like he was completely wrong

I don't look like a dinosaur
I don't resemble a dinosaur

Ho them things 35 feet
Those things were 35 feet tall

I'm like 5 foot 11
I'm only 5 feet 11 inches tall

But on Tinder I'm 6 foot
But on Tinder I'm listed as 6 feet tall

Seen that Brachiosaurus
I've seen those Brachiosaurus dinosaurs

That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
Their necks were so long, they could reach to heaven

And that's just an expression bitch
And that's just a figure of speech, bitch

There ain't no heaven
There is no heaven

Ha, funny
Haha, funny

I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I'm just messing around, but if he wasn't wrong

I guess this the exception
I guess this is the exception

Can I talk now?
Can I speak now?

Go ahead
Please, go ahead

Look
Listen

Everything in life has purpose
Everything in life has a reason or purpose

You, chickens, a midget at a circus
You, chickens, a person with dwarfism at a circus

What?
What?

I don't interpret
I don't try to interpret

She like that's not for me to determine
She says it's not her place to decide

So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
So the purpose of dinosaurs was just to die?

That's not for me to determine
I can't determine that

But ok
But okay

I'm just a person
I'm just a human being

Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl
Okay, but consider the main point of the argument, girl

View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens
Look at how we started this conversation, you don't believe in aliens

You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient
You limit God to just earth, girl, I find that extremely silly

I just don't presume to know the plan
I just don't assume that I know the divine plan

Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin
Girl, me neither, but that's not what I've been saying

But what are you sayin?
But what are you saying?

Why can't God fuck with aliens?
Why can't God have a relationship with aliens?

Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?
Why can't Earth just be a minor project for God?

Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye
Okay, we just don't have the same perspective

Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side
Yeah, but logically it seems like you don't even believe in your own argument

Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Yeah, but you're bringing up dinosaurs out of nowhere

Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
Like, maybe humans could have coexisted with dinosaurs, nobody knows

Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl
Yeah, there is concrete evidence in the soil, girl

Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?
Like, are you also going to say you don't believe in Pangaea?

She like lets change the subject
She suggests changing the topic

Ok
Okay

(This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)
(This girl doesn't know about Pangaea, uh)

Brain leave it alone
Brain, forget about it

I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
I'm very hungry, are you also hungry?

Oh my god I'm so hungry
Oh my god, I'm really hungry

Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
Yes, do you want to get a pizza?

Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it
Hell yeah, I'm totally up for it

Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
Also, I apologize for the whole questioning thing

Come on dude I'm a grown up
Come on dude, I'm an adult

I'm capable of having intelligent conversations
I can have intelligent conversations

Okay, I just fuck it
Okay, I just don't care anymore

Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
Okay, back to the pizza, I prefer pepperoni

Ugh
Expressing disgust

Sausage?
How about sausage?

How can you eat that shit?
How can you eat that?

No, no, this not Dominoes
No, no, this isn't Dominoes (a pizza delivery franchise)

This legit, is high quality meat and shit
This is high-quality meat and stuff from a legit place

No, no, I'm vegetarian
No, no, I don't eat meat, I'm vegetarian

Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni
Oh, right, well we can get half pepperoni

And half of whatever you like
And half with whatever toppings you want

Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
Uh, ew, I can't eat that

In the same box
In the same pizza box

Seriously? You're that against meat?
Seriously? You're so strongly against meat?

No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
No, I'm against us being overly indulgent and wasteful

Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
Thinking that animals exist solely to be eaten by humans

Okay, is it how we treat them?
Okay, is it about how we treat them?

Uh, that sure doesn't help
Uh, that certainly doesn't help

Ok
Okay

She like I'm not opposed to us hunting
She says she's not against hunting

But now we not trackin' them down
But now we don't track them down

We just breed them to eat
We just breed them for the purpose of eating

That's disgusting
She finds it disgusting

You should honestly read on the subject
You should honestly educate yourself on the topic

Alright hold up
Alright, wait a moment

Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow
Just because we're not hunting with primitive tools

Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens

We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
We just chose a more efficient way to hunt

To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want
To control these animals and make them do what we want

That's my point we just incubate animals
That's my point, we just artificially breed animals for consumption

Instead of just letting them live how they come
Instead of letting animals live their natural lives

But, that's just your God at work bitch
But, that's just your God's work, bitch

Why we go hard on earth
That's why we strive to succeed on earth

What you think would happen right now
What do you think would happen right now

If you left my place
If you left my house

And there were like three wolves waiting for you
And if there were three wolves waiting for you

Wolves?
Wolves?

Bitch, they would tear your ass up
They would attack and hurt you badly

Viciously
Violently

Like they would eat your titties
They would bite and tear your breasts

And your pussy
And your genitals

That's what they do
That's what wolves do

And your face and shit
And your face and other body parts

Humans are smarter bitch
Humans are smarter, bitch

That's what we do
That's what we do

She like apples to oranges
She means it's like comparing apples to oranges

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
That phrase doesn't make any sense, bitch

Why can't fruit be compared?
Why can't fruit be compared?

She like I'm gonna leave
She says she's going to leave

There's just all of these conflicting principles
There are just too many conflicting beliefs

Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza

I will, that's my god given right
I will, that's my right as a human being

She like where is my bag?
She asks where her bag is

Oh that leather one next to the trash?
Oh, that leather one next to the garbage bin?

That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?
That's the one, right? Made from cow leather, I think?

Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?
Uh, why are there no Uber cars in this area?

So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit
So you don't eat meat, you just wear it?

I'm not listening dude
I'm not listening, dude

That's barbaric as shit
That's extremely barbaric

Do you come from the vikings?
Are you descended from the Vikings?

Why are you even still talking?
Why are you still talking?

Do you take peoples land?
Do you take people's land?

Do you fuck with the war?
Do you support the war?

How are there no Ubers anywhere?
Why aren't there any Ubers around?

Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here
Just download Lyft, they have a larger presence in this area

I don't wanna add shit to my phone
I don't want to install anything on my phone

Okay the choices are clear, ho
Okay, the choices are clear, ho

Ubers are not around here at all
There are no Ubers around here at all

Taxis will come but they real slow
Taxis will come, but they are really slow

And the brain gotta poop
And the brain has to go to the bathroom

T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
It will take 5 more minutes until the brain has to go to the bathroom

I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy
I just downloaded Lyft, but it's not working properly

Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?
Uh, do you just want to stay and sleep at my place?

Uhh no thanks
Uh, no thanks

It's past 2 am
It's after 2 am

I'm not sharing a bed with you
I don't want to share a bed with you

You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor
You can sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor

Fine, you're sure?
Fine, are you sure?

Yeah, it's cool
Yeah, it's fine

I won't throw you out to the wolves
I won't put you in a dangerous situation

Oh my god, you are so annoying
Oh my god, you are so annoying

I couldn't help myself
I couldn't control myself

But can you at least throw me a pillow?
But can you at least give me a pillow?

Brain gotta poop still
The brain still needs to go to the bathroom

Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't forget about the brain

Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain