Pregnant For The Last Time
Morrissey Lyrics


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Phlegm lapels for the last time
Corn beef legs for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided

But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the nerve to

Chips with cream for the last time
The people's friend for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided

Tiny striped socks for the last time
Pokes and prods for the last time
And the doctor said
"don't nod your head until june !"

But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the chance to

Sick at noon for the last time
And who is going to clean up ?
Would you be so kind ?
Oh, everybody's staring
At the strange clothes that you're wearing

Bad advice for the last time
And people being nice for the very first time




Oh, we're so glad
That you have finally decided !

Overall Meaning

Morrissey's song Pregnant For The Last Time is a satirical commentary on the life choices and social expectations of women. The opening lines, "Phlegm lapels for the last time, Corn beef legs for the last time" are a metaphor for the physical changes that occur during pregnancy. The lyrics go on to express relief that the woman has finally made the decision to have a child, but this is soon followed by the realization that women often feel trapped by this decision, as they are expected to devote their lives to their children and give up their own ambitions.


The chorus of the song, "But then you see someone new, And you want someone new, So you have someone new, I don't blame you, We would all do the same as you, If ever we had the nerve to" highlights the societal double standards when it comes to men and women cheating on their partners. While men are often excused for their infidelity, women are usually judged harshly for it. The song suggests that women are not given the same freedom as men to make decisions about their own lives.


The song's cynical tone is heightened by the verse "Sick at noon for the last time, And who is going to clean up? Would you be so kind? Oh, everybody's staring, At the strange clothes that you're wearing." Here, Morrissey is mocking the way society expects pregnant women to behave, such as frequenting maternity wards and wearing sensible shoes. The repetition of the phrase "for the last time" emphasizes the significant changes that motherhood brings to a woman's life.


Line by Line Meaning

Phlegm lapels for the last time
You are done with something unpleasant or regrettable, symbolized by phlegm lapels, and will never have to experience it again.


Corn beef legs for the last time
You are done with something uncomfortable or unattractive, symbolized by corn beef legs, and will never have to endure it again.


Oh, we're so glad That you've finally decided
Other people are happy that you have made a decision, possibly one that took a while to make or was difficult.


But then you see someone new And you want someone new So you have someone new I don't blame you We would all do the same as you If ever we had the nerve to
Sometimes people are attracted to new things and make choices that seem to contradict what they previously decided; this behavior is understandable and human.


Chips with cream for the last time
You are done with something indulgent or unhealthy, symbolized by chips with cream, and will never partake in it again.


The people's friend for the last time
You are done with something or someone who is unreliable or fake, symbolized by the people's friend, and will never associate with them again.


Tiny striped socks for the last time
You are done with something small or cute, symbolized by tiny striped socks, and will never have it again.


Pokes and prods for the last time
You are done with something invasive or unpleasant, symbolized by pokes and prods, and will never have to undergo it again.


And the doctor said "don't nod your head until june !"
You have received medical advice or instructions from a doctor, and have been cautioned to follow them carefully for a specific amount of time.


Sick at noon for the last time
You are done with getting sick or feeling unwell at a particular time of day or under certain circumstances, and will never experience it again.


And who is going to clean up ? Would you be so kind ?
You are requesting or questioning who will be responsible for cleaning up a mess or someone's actions, and are asking for help or assistance.


Oh, everybody's staring At the strange clothes that you're wearing
Other people are observing or judging your appearance, possibly because of unusual or unconventional clothing.


Bad advice for the last time
You are done with receiving or following bad advice, and will be more discerning in the future.


And people being nice for the very first time
You are experiencing or noticing people who are acting kindly or compassionately when it is unusual or unexpected.


Oh, we're so glad That you have finally decided !
Other people are happy that you have finally made a decision, possibly after a period of deliberation or uncertainty.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: STEVEN MORRISSEY, MARK EDWARD CASCIAN NEVIN

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Martín Lagos

#Lyrics
Phlegm lapels for the last time
Corn beef legs for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided

But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the nerve to

Chips with cream for the last time
The people's friend for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided

Tiny striped socks for the last time
Pokes and prods for the last time
And the doctor said
"don't nod your head until june !"

But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the chance to

Sick at noon for the last time
And who is going to clean up ?
Would you be so kind ?
Oh, everybody's staring
At the strange clothes that you're wearing

Bad advice for the last time
And people being nice for the very first time
Oh, we're so glad
That you have finally decided !



Lori Rothenbush

Great Video!
Lyrics
Phlegm lapels for the last time
Corn beef legs for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the nerve to
Chips with cream for the last time
The people's friend for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
Tiny striped socks for the last time
Pokes and prods for the last time
And the doctor said
"don't nod your head until june !"
But then you see someone new
And you want someone new
So you have someone new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the chance to
Sick at noon for the last time
And who is going to clean up ?
Would you be so kind ?
Oh, everybody's staring
At the strange clothes that you're wearing
Bad advice for the last time
And people being nice for the very first time
Oh, we're so glad
That you have finally decided !
Songwriters: Steven Morrissey / Mark Edward Cascian Nevin



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schwarzblatt

Should've been a huge hit. One of the funniest and most clever songs ever. Perhaps too much so for the charts.

Travis Kraft

It's not one of his more memorable songs.

Feel Good Inspiration

@revolutiondjs101 I keep seeing this comment. Why even be in Spotify?

revolutiondjs101

Wish this was on Spotify

sexobscura

it's just very old rockabilly with typical Morrissey singing ...

Lori Rothenbush

Morrissey could sing a Menu and I'd listen!!

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Mark Flanigan

The best line-up Moz ever had, I believe. Great musicians and that rockabilly look/sound.

Adam Barnes

he needs to rerecord Kill Uncle with this band and put this song on it.

Travis Kraft

I don't think these guys are the band that actually played this music. They just played the band in the video because of their looks but they had a feeling Morrissey would ask them to audition to be his real band so they rehearsed his songs and came in the the audition proepared and blew him away.

Dario Western

I'm surprised that this song has not had more hits to it as it's a good dancey rocker. Morrissey has a great presence and it shows in his performances and his music. Long may he reign. :)

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