Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confronta… Read Full Bio ↴Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confrontational delivery. His routines have been described as "brash and bullish". He came to prominence following the success of his 2010 Edinburgh Fringe show Keep Hold of the Gold. He starred in hit BBC Three musical comedy show 'Uncle', where he plays a failing musician.
Across the Room
Nick Helm Lyrics
We have lyrics for 'Across the Room' by these artists:
M.I.R. ORRS I don't know where I'm going from But you show me…
Odesza Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
ODESZA feat. Leon Bridges Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
ODESZA featuring Leon Bridges Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
ODESZA ft. Leon Bridges Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
ODESZA; Leon Bridges Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
ODESZA;Leon Bridges Long hair across the room, baby she got that glow I…
Ok Cowgirl Double take at a stop sign I was driving down a…
Sky I've thought about that night from all the angles Feels like…
We have lyrics for these tracks by Nick Helm:
15 Reasons I've got five good reasons to make you stay! I've got…
Bang! Bang! Bang! Man It's Vietnam! It doesn't matter who began the fight, It doesn't matter who…
Don't Fall in Love With Me You've been watching me from in the crowd Your heart's been…
Don't Want To Work In Admin When i was just a young boy My mother told me…
FAMOUS Iā²m fudging famous bitch I'm also stupid rich You see my pla…
Gwen Gwen, do you remember when We were more than friends Do you…
He Makes You Look Fat Well I've seen your new boyfriend he's really good looking i…
I Fancy the Pants Off of You I fancy the pants off of you It's everything that you…
I'm Back Lately I've been feelin' strange Somethin' deep inside me ch…
Iām Back Lately I've been feelin' strange Somethin' de…
Lets get married Let's get married, In the Spring time, in the sunshine, Let'…
Lullaby "Lullaby" Well, I know the feeling Of finding yourself stuc…
Never Stop Dreamin' This is the time, this is the place This is the…
NO SURVIVORS We were soaring up through the clouds above We were flying…
Ship In A Bottle Like a ship in a bottle I donā²t want it to…
WINGS I went to the library to have a look I thought…
You Gotta Believe In Yourself I knew a man, it wasnā²t long ago, He didn't believe…
You Make Me Soar Every time I look into your face, It takes me high…
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Jaimy van Dam
100% Lazy audience.
The lyrics are absolutely hilarious:
Me and you forever.
Watching Jaws together.
Swimming with the dolphins.
Stroking goats in petting zoos.
Hiking up a mountain.
Fucking by a fountain.
Finding you a toilet,
when you're desperate for the loo.
Going interrailing.
Take each other sailing.
Riding bikes in Amsterdam.
And pissing in the Louvre.
Having dinner parties.
Teaching me Pilates.
Finish off myā¦ Sentences!
And I can do yours too.
Eating fancy dinners.
Wishing we were thinner.
Forgetting it's your birthday,
then I lose your favourite spoon.
Hogging all the duvet.
Talking through a movie.
Tolerate each other's friends,
on holiday in June.
Running through a meadow.
Building you a chateau.
Teach our dogs and cats to dance,
then train them in kung fu.
Me and you forever.
Never leave me, never.
Here's a little list of all
the things we'll never, ever do.
raditz
I wish their love was real :)
Here's the lyrics if you like it too, I think it's witty:
Me and you forever
Watching Jaws together
Swimming with the dolphins
Joking goats at petting zoos
Hiking up a mountain
Fucking by a fountain
Finding you a toilet,
when you're desperate for the loo
Going into railing
Take each other sailing
Riding bikes in Amsterdam
And pissing in the Louvre
Having dinner parties
Teaching me pilates
Finish off my sentences,
and I can do yours too
Eating fancy dinners
Wishing we were thinner
Forgetting it's your birthday
Then I lose your favourite spoon
I'll bring all the duvet
Talking through a movie
Tolerate each others friends,
on holiday in June
Running through a meadow
Building you a chateau
Teach our dogs and cats to dance
Then train them in Kung Fu
Me and you forever
Never leave me, never
Here's a little list of all the things,
we'll never ever do
d!b
Nick singing to Susie is always gold, whyāre the clips so rare
MikeMJPMUNCH
I love how much Nick's voice changes when he starts shouting.
TheRebel
@G D That's the point really. He plays an unhinged drunk.
Nick Price
I love Nick Helm
G D
Horrible yelling. Reminds me of abusive relationships.
TimeHunter
One of my favourites from him is āhe makes you look fatā had me in stitches.
Terry Bats
How can you beat a phrase like " Fucking by the fountain"
Robert Stone
āIāve performed this over 3 times, Nationally!ā Love this, so funnyš
Bexo of the Universe
So funny. I was lucky enough to be there on the front row at Media City, in stitches and trying to say sentences. Nick's cheeky little glances after he shouts, he was hilarious and saw carrot in a box 2 and RIP Sean with your words, you are a legend ā£
Nexus2060
I remember watching this when it first aired on TV, crying my eyes out. Absolutely amazing.