Fido Your Leash Is Too Long
The Magnetic Fields Lyrics


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Fido, your leash is too long
You go where you don't belong
You've been digging in the rubble
Gettin' bitches in trouble
Fido, your leash is too long

Fido, your leash is too long
I don't know where I went wrong
You scare me out of my wits
When you do that Shitzhu
Fido, your leash is too long

Fido, you've gone far enough
I must have all of your love
You just run out of luck




I don't care what you fuck
Sounds lewd, but your leash is too long

Overall Meaning

The song "Fido Your Leash Is Too Long" by The Magnetic Fields is a humorous and playful commentary on the relationship between a pet dog and his owner. The song consists of three repeating verses, each addressing the singer's dog, Fido. The first verse accuses Fido of misbehaving by digging in rubble and getting "bitches" in trouble, suggesting that Fido's long leash is to blame for his wandering ways. The second verse expresses fear and frustration that Fido's unpredictable behavior causes his owner, including doing something unmentionable to a Shitzhu. Finally, the third verse asserts the owner's dominance over the dog and insists that Fido will be given no more independence, even if it means that he has to give up his sexual freedom.


The song is full of wordplay and double entendres, with the repetition of the line "your leash is too long" serving as a tongue-in-cheek reference to both the physical length of Fido's leash and his owner's perceived lack of control over him. Additionally, the word "bitches" can be interpreted both literally as female dogs and figuratively as women, adding a layer of humor and playful irreverence to the lyrics.


Line by Line Meaning

Fido, your leash is too long
The dog's leash is too long, allowing it to go places where it shouldn't be going.


You go where you don't belong
The dog is wandering into areas it shouldn't be in.


You've been digging in the rubble
The dog has been digging in areas where it shouldn't be digging, causing a mess.


Gettin' bitches in trouble
The dog has been causing trouble for female dogs.


I don't know where I went wrong
The owner is unsure why the dog is behaving this way.


You scare me out of my wits
The dog's misbehavior is causing fear for the owner.


When you do that Shitzhu
A play on words, using the breed name as a synonym for 's***.'


Fido, you've gone far enough
The dog has gone too far with its misbehavior.


I must have all of your love
The owner wants the dog to behave out of love and respect for them.


You just run out of luck
The dog's misbehavior has caught up with it.


I don't care what you fuck
A play on words, meaning that the owner doesn't care about the dog's mating habits as much as they care about its behavior.


Sounds lewd, but your leash is too long
The owner acknowledges that the lyrics may sound vulgar, but the true issue is the dog's misbehavior due to its long leash.




Lyrics © ROUGH TRADE PUBLISHING, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Stephin Merritt

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