The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the O… Read Full Bio ↴The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It's free to download from The Onion.
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Frank McGovern
Operation Icebreaker.
They call meth “ice.” It’s objectively fucking awesome.
Desk oop
Facts
de sp
Operation Aftermeth
rylandrc
@Vlad Mordekeiser Facebook would like a word with you.
yueshijoorya
GOOD MORNING NEW CHAIRMAN.
Kenny lll
This one wins
Lawrence D’Oliveiro
“Isn’t he a bit old to be a drug dealer?”
“That’s Meth-U-Sell-Ah.”
Vlad Mordekeiser
Aftermeth in Ancient Greek would be MetaMeth. Not bad.
Jack Neal
I thought Operation Hardball was pretty decent tbh
Kowasi
@Vanilla Jack Operation Horse Kick is for when they move against Ketamine…