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Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
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soulhunter4444
I speak Mandarin and I assure you that this is translated perfectly.
Alan's Saladbar
0:12 the guy's name is already in the wrong syntax. Chinese names come in family name followed by "first name", so it should have been Wei Poyuan instead. That's a very basic error among non-native speakers, maybe brush up on your Mandarin.
RichoRosai
I speak Mandarin even better and I assure you that the above comment is full of shit. They're reading from the phone book.
Jun Yan Yap
@Tavie Brown The only part that was 'inaccurate' was when they missed out him saying "leaking state secrets". Otherwise, spot on.
Rektz Ruiz
@Tavie Brown Onion may be satire but their translation are always spot on. Like that Al Qaeda video about Twilight Saga
Tavie Brown
Is this sincere? It's under a Onion video, so I want to be absolutely sure.
LyricalWax
The funniest bit is when he says laughing, "and I'd never be heard from again!"
hgfuhgvg
This has aged quite well.
D W
SHUT THAT LI WENLIANG DOCTOR UP
SouthernBell86
Yeah, I was really expecting a bad translation! Great to actually hear him talking about the functionality of his fridge.