Be My Dirty Love
Too $hort Lyrics

I'm high profile, but you can't see me hoe
I'm famous but I'm out of your league.

Got limosine tint like a real CEO
My car is tinted, just like the car of a real CEO.

Hands free, talkin' on the speaker phone
I'm multitasking, talking on the singerphone without using my hands, and doing my work at the same time.

Handlin' my business, just tryin' to get my freak on
I'm focused on completing my work and getting laid.

You know, bitches always beepin' me with code 69
Women are always messaging me for sex.

I'm real with mine, I make hoes wait in line
I don't discriminate, but I have my own priorities and I let women wait in line for their turn.

Can't fuck 'em all, and don't want to
There are too many women out there, I can't have them all, and I have no interest in having them all.

'Cause some of these tramps might front you (watch out)
I have to be cautious because some of these women might be trying to play me or lead me on.

You waited six months, I fucked her on the first date
You waited for six months and I slept with her on the first date.

And so I smoke the green weed to keep my mind straight
I smoke marijuana to keep myself relaxed and focused.

It's Friday, doin' shit my way
It's Friday, I'm doing things my way.

Me and yo' bitch, rollin' down the highway (right)
Your girlfriend and I are driving down the highway.

While you shootin' that, she gave it up easy
While you're away, your girlfriend gave herself to me easily.

Fore play and all that, wasn't tryin' to tease me
Foreplay and teasing aren't enough for me.

Now you want to feud, fuck that shit (slut)
Now you want to fight, but I don't want any drama.

Let's fight behind a lady, not that punk ass bitch
Let's fight behind a lady, not a man who is cowardly.

Watch 'em keep your eyes open
Be vigilant.

Doesn't make sense
This doesn't make any sense.

Now here I go, spittin' another verse
Here I go, rapping another verse.

Let the pen read my mind cause the shit ain't rehearsed
I'm not writing this in advance, I'm letting the words flow naturally.

I'm so curious, about what this fat bitch have
I'm curious about what this overweight woman has to offer.

A big bag of weed and a pack of zig-zags (smokin)
She's smoking weed and has some accessories required for smoking it.

So I kicked it with her, with no intentions to fuck
I spent time with her without any intentions of having sex.

Smoked up her weed and got my dick sucked (yeah right)
I got my dick sucked after smoking her weed.

I said I got a lot of money but I'm short on cash
Although I have a lot of money, I'm low on cash at the moment.

Could you give a nigga some so I can get some gas? (stupid shit)
Can I borrow some money to buy gas?

She gave me twenty dollars, I know it's small pimpin'
She gave me twenty dollars which isn't much but it'll do.

But it's mandatory, when I deal with all women (all these hoes)
It's customary to give women I'm dealing with some money.

It ain't gon' be no one sided, I support her shit
It's not going to be one-sided, I'll support her in whatever she does.

Just because she hurt, Too $hort got a grip, bitch!
Just because she's upset or hurting, I'm doing fine.

I break it down, like the beat
I analyze things thoroughly.

Ride you like a motherfuckin' seventy-three
I'll have sex with you passionately.

Old school, everytime I roll through
I'm from the old school, and that's how I do things every time.

All you suckers know who all the bitches go to, Short Dawg
Everyone knows that women prefer to be around me.

Fuck a bitch, they fuck with you main
Ignore women because they often have ulterior motives and will go after your enemies.

Foul mouthed little motherfuckers?
People who swear a lot.

It's cause rap music is like sellin' dope
Rap music is comparable to selling drugs.

Every dollar you invest you get seven mo' (and that's real)
Every time you invest in me, you'll get more value in return.

I hope you never ask me, how much it costs
I hope you never ask me how much what I have costs because you can't afford it.

If you can't figure out how the fuck I floss (big ballin)
You can't discern how I spend my money extravagantly.

You better get in where you fit in
Find your place and accept it.

Cause a nigga like me ain't kiddin' (no jokes)
I'm not joking around, I'm serious.

Here come her boyfriend, with that narrow minded shit
Her boyfriend is coming, and he's egotistic and not open to new ideas.

Kissin' on the bitch, she sucked everybody dick (slut)
He's making out with her, but she's had sex with lots of men.

Don't get mad, you knew the bitch had flaws
Don't get upset with me, you knew she wasn't perfect.

Ridin' in the Benz (bitch) dick hangin out my drawers,
I drive my Benz and my dick is hanging out of my pants.

Now why she give me head? (why?)
Why did she give me head?

All she ever wanted was to get in my bed
She just wanted to have sex with me.

I ain't gotta be a trick to tramp your hoe (nope)
I don't have to lie or cheat to have sex with the woman you're seeing.

I spit the game like a pimp while I'm ridin' chrome
I confidently speak to women, like a pimp would, while driving my silver car.

I had a dream I was through, can't sell records
I once had a nightmare that I couldn't sell records.

Can't catch hoes, bring 'em home and get naked (what?)
I'm unable to attract women and bring them home to have sex.

It's not the first time, I had this dream
I've had this nightmare before.

But music is my drug and I'm a dopefiend (straight)
I'm addicted to music like a narcotics addict is to drugs.

The way I put it down, it don't seem too hard
I make it look easy.

Scorin' points like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar (swish)
I'm scoring points like a great basketball player, Kareem-Abdul Jabbar did.

And if you tryin to catch me, you'll find out fast
If you're trying to catch me or compete with me, you'll lose fast.

What you tryin' to do is an impossible task (can't do it)
What you're trying to do is impossible.

Cause what I'm doin' (can't do that) no rapper ever did it (can't do that)
What I'm doing has never been done by any other rapper and you can't match that.

Eleven albums and I'm still the shit, bitch!
Even after releasing eleven albums, I'm still a significant figure in the rap scene.

Can't do that, nah, nah, ain't gon' happen
That's impossible, it won't happen.

Old school Too $hort, that's right I said Too $hort
I'm the original and true form of Too $hort.

We go way back, you know what I'm sayin'?
We have a lengthy history.

Buy you some motherfuckin' business
Mind your own business.

Get up out the madness
Escaping the craziness.