Fuck On The First Date
Twiztid Lyrics

Hi! My name's Lisa
Introducing oneself.

I'm what some people call a sex addict
Admitting to being a sex addict.

I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys
Defending oneself for having multiple partners.

It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
Rejecting the idea that being a sex addict makes one a freak.

I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
Admitting to liking a particular sexual position.

And suck cock and all that you know?
Admitting to liking oral sex.

I mean I usually just tell 'em
Explaining how the sexual encounter usually starts.

Pull that muthafucka out and let me see it
Asking to see the penis.

Get started...
Expressing eagerness to start the sexual encounter.

Now let me introduce myself as the man
Presenting oneself as a dominant male figure.

Fuckin' every bitch in the world that says I can
Boasting about having sex with many women.

And I won't even play with bitches that don't fuck
Insisting that women who don't have sex are not worth one's time.

All I know, you could be a dud with your nuts clow
Expressing the idea that having sex with anyone could be disappointing.

And I don't need all the stress and all the games
Rejecting the idea of having to deal with drama and playing games.

And all the callin' me names
Rejecting the idea of being insulted or called names.

And your frontin' like your sayin, bitch
Accusing the partner of pretending or fronting.

You ain't shit but a hoe and the trickin'
Insulting the partner by calling them a hoe and a trick.

All your good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick
Reducing the partner's value to their sexual abilities.

Wanna blame it on my music?
Asking if the partner wants to blame one's sexual behavior on music.

Well that will never happen
Rejecting the idea that music is responsible for one's sexual behavior.

Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Boasting about having sex before becoming a rapper.

Don't get me the slighter on that ass and buttcheeks
Expressing the intention to spank the partner's ass and buttcheeks.

And keep my dick the splashin' cum on bed sheets
Boasting about ejaculating on the bed sheets during sex.

I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid
Presenting oneself as a weird and crazy person looking for sex.

Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?
Asking if there are any prostitutes available for paid sex.

Fuck that, I won't spend no nickle on no ass
Refusing to pay for sex.

I don't even want no stankin' bitch, stankin' by my cash
Rejecting the idea of having a woman who smells bad close to one's money.

(x2)
Repetition of the previous line.

Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants
Expressing the desire to ejaculate.

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
Expressing the desire to have sex with the partner.

Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
Rejecting the idea of being called a freak for wanting to have sex quickly.

But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass
Stating that sex on the first date is necessary and threatening to leave if it doesn't happen.

Bitch with them big lips
Commenting on the partner's physical features.

I'm a young nigga
Identifying as a young man.

With crazy fuckin' my hemps
Describing oneself as having wild and crazy sex.

And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do
Boasting about being able to get the partner to do things they wouldn't normally do.

And by the end of the night you want me to fuck you
Expressing the idea that the partner will want to have sex after spending time together at night.

Hey bitch that's a nice ass
Complimenting the partner's physical features.

Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Asking the partner to strip and perform a dance.

Got me arousing in my pants and a pitch in the tent
Expressing arousal and sexual excitement.

It's just a video camera no need to get upset
Assuring the partner that nothing bad will happen during the video recording.

Hey bitch do you like sex?
Asking the partner if they enjoy having sex.

Well me too
Expressing agreement that both parties like sex.

I'mma pull my dick out and this is what we gonna do
Announcing the intention to have sex.

Fuck till the sun comes up and fall asleep
Expressing the intention to have sex all night long.

Leaving pusss battered and brused and numb for weeks
Boasting about having rough sex that leaves the partner physically affected.

You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstical
Recognizing that the partner is inexperienced at oral sex.

Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
Giving the partner an idea of how to perform oral sex.

And lick it all on the sides and tip
Instructing the partner on how to perform oral sex.

You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips
Describing the sensation of performing oral sex.

UHHhhh...
Expressing pleasure and arousal.

You can tell it from the getgo bitch, I ain't the one
Asserting one's dominance and not being fooled by the partner.

And stricly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
Insulting the partner and rejecting their worth.

I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time
Boasting about having sex with multiple women at once.

And the most hoes I fuck in one night is like five
Boasting about having sex with five women in one night.

DAAAAMN...
Expressing surprise and possibly arousal.

You can say I'm addicted to sex
Admitting to being addicted to sex.

But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death
Linking the addiction to sex with a desire for death.

Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right
Boasting about having sex with many women.

Let a killa know, if your fuckin' tonight
Asking for someone to have sex with tonight.

Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?
Asking about the partner's grooming habits.

I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
Suggesting that the partner's pubic area is close enough to touch.

Leavin' a rash on my cock
Acknowledging the possibility of getting a rash from sexual activity.

Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hots
Naming products that can help with a rash.

Hey Bitch, would you finger your box?
Asking the partner to perform sexual acts on themselves.

And rub the butt of a nigga name madrox
Fantasizing about the partner touching another person's body part.

Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick
Boasting about sexual endurance.

So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey bitch...
Asking the partner if they want to have sex.

Bitch, I'mma cum outta' my pants
Expressing the desire to ejaculate.

You stupid bitch, what the fuck do you think this is?
Insulting the partner and expressing frustration for not getting sex.

I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie
Recognizing the traditional dating process.

And you don't wanna fuck?
Expressing frustration for not getting sex.

Who the fuck do you think you are muthafuckin' Liz Claybourn bitch?
Insulting the partner and their status.

I don't like that shit and I don't like you
Rejecting the idea of not getting sex and disliking the partner.

So if you ain't fuckin, you need to bounce, bitch
Asking the partner to leave if they don't want to have sex.

That's for my mods
Unclear what this line means.

I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit
Describing what the author wants.