Let's Have a Kai Kai
Willam Lyrics


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[Rhea Litré:]
What's Up, it's Rhea, leave a message, beep

[Willam:]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean his dick
No hard-on, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and [fart] to get no trade honey
And you know a bag of coke should stand for mothafucka with a limp stick
So then I get to his house
Looking like a god damned supermodel
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door
But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr.
Yes honey, his partying shut down the kiki
Guess he blew before me
Maybe he was smoking the T
So I hope you’re up, girl
'Cause I am coming over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chi chi on the TV & keep on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai (we’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh highs)
Strip, turn
Let’s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey

(A-what)
(Play that shit)
(Professional)

[Rhea Litré:]
Awe, yeah
Here we go

A Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels
We’re dishing T and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardening, I don’t give a damn
Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don’t need a man

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh highs)
Strip, turn
Let’s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey

(Play that bongo cisco)
(First time in drags at a ball, honey)
(Oh, you mean first time in fags to the balls, honey)
(You said it!)

[Willam:]
What a moderately satisfying Kai Kai

[Rhea Litré:]
This Kai Kai was, aight, better than nothin'

Serve
Xtravaganza
Opulence
Casual fridays

Kai Kai, no no
We we, oh oh
Kai Kai, so so
We We, you know

Kai Kai, no no
We we, oh oh
Kai Kai, let's Go
We We, we blow
Ow!

Oh, Look at Sharon and Alaska
Manila and Sahara, oh no, that's Saharable
I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul
Haha, sorry

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn
Let’s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie

Let's have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny Fucka)
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn




Let’s have a Kai Kai
I'm gonna serve and jerk, and tweet and twerk and pump my tuck inside you honey

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Willam's song Let's Have a Kai Kai are filled with drag slang and references that may be difficult for those outside the community to understand. The song is a lighthearted celebration of drag culture, filled with double entendres, innuendos, and raunchy humor. The song is a duet between Willam and Rhea Litré, two popular drag queens.


The song begins with Rhea Litré’s answering machine message, followed by Willam calling her back to tell her about his unsuccessful encounter with a sexual partner—his “trade.” He then decides to go over to Rhea’s house for a Kai Kai, a type of drag party where “squirrels” (men who like to have sex with drag queens) are invited. The two then proceed to sing about how they’re going to engage in sexual activities, with double entendres about their wigs, heels, and other drag-related topics.


The song is both funny and raunchy, and offers a window into the world of drag culture. It highlights the close-knit community that exists among drag queens, and the pleasure that they take in each other's company.


Line by Line Meaning

What's Up, it's Rhea, leave a message, beep
Rhea is not available right now, please leave a message.


Hey, I'm calling you back
Willam is returning a phone call.


Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight And by bitch I mean his dick No hard-on, nowhere So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and [fart] to get no trade honey And you know a bag of coke should stand for mothafucka with a limp stick
Willam had a disappointing sexual experience, and had to work hard to get no satisfaction. He implies that her date was probably using cocaine.


And then I get to his house Looking like a god damned supermodel And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr. Yes honey, his partying shut down the kiki Guess he blew before me Maybe he was smoking the T
Willam arrived at her date's house looking great, but his friend, who was meant to meet him for a threesome, was not in good shape due to partying, and ruined the planned Kai Kai (transgender party). Willam suspects her friend might have already had sex, or was using drugs.


So I hope you’re up, girl 'Cause I am coming over Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chi chi on the TV & keep on your heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need
Willam invites Rhea over to have a Kai Kai (transgender party). She asks her to prepare by wearing heels and watching drag performers on TV.


A Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels We’re dishing T and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure And though the tuck is hardening, I don’t give a damn Just put your piece inside my mouth I don’t need a man
A Kai Kai is a party for trans women to enjoy each other's company, gossip and freshen up before engaging in sexual activity. Willam is not concerned about her erection, and likes performing oral sex on other trans women.


Let's have a Kai Kai (we’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it Let’s have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh highs) Strip, turn Let’s have a Kai Kai N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey
The chorus is about enjoying the Kai Kai party, with a focus on doggy-style sex.


Oh, Look at Sharon and Alaska Manila and Sahara, oh no, that's Saharable I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul Haha, sorry
Willam confuses and makes fun of some of her drag queen friends.


Let's have a Kai Kai (we’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s have a Kai Kai (tranny Fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it Let’s have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh-highs) Strip, turn Let’s have a Kai Kai I'm gonna serve and jerk, and tweet and twerk and pump my tuck inside you honey
The chorus repeats at the end, with more emphasis on sexual acts during the Kai Kai party.




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@ChayzzDevyant

The perfect track to blast in your car to make your straight friend give you weird looks of horror. HAHA

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Chayzz Devyant I'm a stright girl and love drag so I love this shit

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Sim Ritter I think they were on about straight guys not girls

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