Bob Rivers Lyrics

12 Pains of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
50 Ways To Eat Your Lover The problem is all inside our bed, she said to…
A Letter To Santa Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by…
A Visit From St. Nicholson T’was the fright before Christmas. No one upset me With a…
Acid Rain Acid rain is not a problem, said the businessmen But all…
All I Wanna Do Is Trash This Song It's worse than disco it's worse that achy breaky fever too …
All You Need Is Elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves …
American Pie Eulogy A long, long time ago I can still remember When I wrote…
Another Kick In The Balls Another Kick In The Balls (Another Brick In The Wall-Pink Fl…
Aquaclaus Sitting in a department store Bribing little kids with peppe…
Ass Hole Son Asshole Son (Black Hole Sun-Soundgarden) In his eyes I'm fu…
Back in a U.S. Made Car Back In A us Made Car (Back In The ussr-Beatles) Ohhh... Us…
Be Claus I Got High Hey man, just roll me another Christmas blunt. I was gonna…



Beat Up Old Jetliner Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent…
Bin Laden & The Jets Bin Laden And The Jets (Benny And The Jets) Hey kids…
Bisexual Bisexual bisexual bisexual I want to try it Bisexual bisexua…
Bowel Moves I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a…
Burgers on the Grill (Riders On The Storm - Doors) Burgers on the grill Burgers …
Buttcracker Suite “Thong March” Thong What a delightful gift idea Thong Magic…
Californian's Leavin' All the land's been bought By some folks from LA Condos goin…
Carol of the Bartenders Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chard…
Chat Room (Convoy - CW McCall) ('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm …
Cheney's Got A Gun Dick Cheney's got a gun Dick Cheney's got a gun The safety…
Chimney Song there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know…
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from…
Clean The Catbox Well I got a new kitty cat My wife won't let…
Cows with Guns Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they…
Decorations I, I love the colored lights every year And the way…
Denny Way On Denny Way there is a bar they call the…
Didn't I Get This Last Year Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louise Didn't I get…
Didn't I Get This Last Year? Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louise Didn't I get…
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends You got …
Dolly Parton's Tits I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner And…
Don You don't take a shower You don't put the seat down You…
Dr. Jack Dr. Jack Was a quack Named Kevorkian. And he worked In a…
Foreigners Foreigners... Infiltrate our nation, Foreigners... Take jobs…
Free as a Turd Please, Don't put out this turd. It's a piece of crap…
Frosty the Pervert Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a…
Gates Is Such A Rich Man How does it feel to be one of the wealthiest…
Getting Fatter All the Time I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size…
Goin' Up to Bethlehem There's a star to the north and I'm goin' Just as…
Grahbe Yahbalz Grab your balls like Michael Jackson fa la la la la…
Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas Give a bat a bite D…
He's So Jolly He's so jolly Santa's so jolly Christmas night he's in his s…
Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For AIDS (Hello, I Love You - Doors) Hello I love you Lets get…
Hey You! Get Off My House (Parody of Get Off My Cloud by The Rolling Stones) Hey…
Ho Ho Fucking Ho Ho ho fucking ho What a croc of shit, We all work…
Homeless on the Holidays Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no…
Honda Accord And now, I'm going to do a song with great…
How It Feels Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the…
I I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as…
I Am Santa Claus I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the…
I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He…
I Can't Ski Babe I Can't Ski Babe (I Got You Babe - Sonny &…
I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are (I Love You…
I Shot The White House I Shot The White House (I Shot The Sherrif - Eric…
I Used To Rock & Roll All Night You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're…
I Used To Rock And Roll All Night You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're…
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas I'll be stoned for Christmas You can plan on me I must…
I'm a Weight Watcher I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go…
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as…
It It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin…
It's In His Piss (It's In His Kiss, Shoop Shoop Song - Betty Everett) Is…
It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin…
Jingle Hells Bells Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel…
Kill The Wabbit In the dead of night A shimmewin' wight Gweem of a bwade And…
Long Distance Co. Not another... Long Distance Company, Always calling to save…
Manger 6 Hi, this is Tom Bodett for Manger 6. We know…
Media Killed The Royalty Star We fell in love with Princess Di in '82. The press…
Merry Christmas Allah Christmas treats have all been baked The fridge is stocked w…
Minimum Wage -Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh …
Mr. Magoo Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that…
No So Silent Night Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round …
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Gra…
O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come G…
O Little Town Of Bethlehem Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee…
Officer Fuhrman He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame…
OJ's Trial Thing O.J., O.J. O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know…
Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Osama got run over by a reindeer Right outside his cave…
P.M.S. Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide See her storm out…
Parking Spaces Parking spaces hard to find During Christmas Season Looking …
PMS Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide See her storm out…
Pokemon [Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon…
Police Stop My Car Police stop my car Police stop my car The police made me…
Rap's Not Even Music Hey, rap isn't music I said, rap isn't music Come on, get…
Read It in the Tabloids I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and…
Restroom Door Said The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I…
Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen" The restroom door said gentlemen So I just walked inside I t…
Rock N Roll You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're…
Rusty Chevrolet Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road…
Santa I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through…
Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree At the grocery parking …
Shouldn't Touch This (Can't Touch This - MC Hammer) You shouldn't touch this You…
Sled Zeppelin (Parody of D ‘Yer Mak’er by Led Zeppelin) Oh ho ho…
Space Station Oddity Station Mir to ground control... Station Mir to anyone... Se…
Spinning Reel (Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line go…
Stumpmaster Remix I′d like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck…
Suck On My Cock Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock, It's…
Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator You know Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon Stalin and…
The "What's It To Ya" Chorus What's it to ya? What's it to ya? What's it to ya? What's…
The 12 Drugs Of Christmas on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave…
The 12 Pains of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
The Chimney Song there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know…
The Handicapped Can Handicap Hey handicap ”All right my little c…
The Little Hooters Girl Little Hooters girl Her rubber tight buns A groovy pair to s…
The No Smoking Song I aye aye aye aye A lady that I know works…
The Restroom Door Said The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I…
The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen" The restroom door said gentlemen So I just walked inside I t…
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I…
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
The Twisted Chipmunk Song "All right you chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?" "I'l…
There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The…
There's Another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus Th…
Three Inch Tool little me my nuts are small as perls you like to…
Toy Sack If you look up in the sky On the night before…
Twelve Pains of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
Walkin 'round in Women's Underwear "Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her per…
Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear "Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her perm…
We Buy The Tampons Wanna be a man, be a good man Go on in…
We Wish You Weren We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't…
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't…
Weight Watcher I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go…
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? (Bob Rivers:) Yo, yo (Girl as Dina Rae:) Jingle Bells, …
What if God smoked cannabis If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his…
What If God Smoked Cannabis? If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes…
When a Man Loves a Chicken When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind…
White Trash Christmas I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas We'll decorate the m…
Who Put The Stump I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck…
Windows 95 Sucks Well, I bought it up Brought windows home And tried to boot…
Wreck The Malls Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la…
Wrong Foot Amputated Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong f…
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Oh, the weather outside was whitening 'Til the dog did somet…
You you say i treat you like a bookon a shelf.…
You Don't Smell Like Flowers You don't take a shower You don't put the seat down You…