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Heaven Is a Halfpipe
OPM Lyrics


If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz (got the skillz, got the skillz)

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back (Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack ('Cause right now on earth I can't do jack)
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (I don't care, no I don't care)
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit (I don't care, I don't care)
Without the man fucking with it (I don't care, I don't care)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Mattew Meschery, John Edney, Geoff Turney

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BlaizeV

The brain is so weird. Haven't listened to this song for almost 15 years most likely and yet I wake up today and my Brain is jamming to it so here I am. No regrets.

Kyle Hunter

May 12 2022. I read a passage of the bile Mathew 11:2-11 than damn after 11 this song popped up.

aaron smith

Me too, must be the illuminate right

gabor vajna

same here:)

Marc Griffiths

Me right now at 4am, trying to sleep and this just pops into my head

fauque you're Monitering systems

The Brain is 7 different parts, moving in unison to create the image you see in the mind,
located in the frontal lobe.

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komzaton

I found this song in the most bizarre way. I was doing deconstruction in an old house and came by some old school-notebooks from 2002. In one of them there was written the first 2 lines of this song. I had a feeling it would be a song, so I googled the lines and ended up here.

The Last Knight

@GlaciusDreams Lol no it doesn't.. for the words to be written in there they would have to have been from before 2002.. so if the song was released in 2008 it wouldn't make sense. The song was released in 2000 and is on NOW50 released in 2001.

Degel

no you didn't

komzaton

The owner of the notebooks was a girl. In 2002 she was in 8th grade (in Europe). By now she's in her or nearing mid 30s, as are probably most people returning to this song.

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