Buy Me A Condo
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbecue

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor

(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard

Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh




I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Overall Meaning

The song "Buy Me a Condo" by "Weird Al" Yankovic is a humorous satire about the American dream and consumerism. It is set to a reggae beat and tells the story of a Jamaican man who has moved to America and wants to assimilate by buying a condo, getting credit cards, and other material possessions. The lyrics are filled with irony and sarcasm, as the singer abandons his Rastafarian roots and dreams of becoming an Amway distributor.


The song suggests that the American dream is a superficial and materialistic one, as the singer is willing to sacrifice his culture and identity for material possessions. The song also pokes fun at the idea that living in a condo is a status symbol and implies that owning a Cuisinart and a wallet full of credit cards is a sign of success. The singer's desire to have a wall-to-wall carpet and throw a weenie barbecue for his neighbors seems trivial, and his decision to sell his Bob Marley records and join a health spa highlights his willingness to conform to American norms.


Line by Line Meaning

Gonna buy me a condo
I am going to purchase a condominium for myself


Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
I am going to purchase a Cuisinart brand kitchen appliance


Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
I am going to install carpet that will cover the entire floor of my home


Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I am going to obtain a significant number of credit cards


I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I will purchase a condominium and never have to maintain a lawn


I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
I am going to obtain a shirt with an alligator logo on it


Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more
I used to live in Jamaica but I no longer reside there


Had to change me lifestyle
I had to alter my way of living


Do t'ings I never done before
I am doing things I have never done before


So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman Living in dis American town
I am a solitary Rastafarian residing in this American city


Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
I plan to sell my Bob Marley album collection


Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
I intend to acquire some Jackson Browne music


Gonna cut off me dreadlocks T'row away all me ganja
I will remove my dreadlocks and dispose of my marijuana


I'll have a Tupperware party
I will host a gathering to sell Tupperware products


Maybe join me a health spa
I may become a member of a health club


I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits And a microwave oven, too
I will purchase a decorative bowl full of artificial fruit and a microwave oven


Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbecue
I plan to invite my neighbors over for a casual hot dog cookout


Ain't gonna work in de field no more
I am not going to work in agriculture any longer


Gonna be Amway distributor
I will become a distributor for Amway products


Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard
Life is difficult, and I desire a hot tub in my backyard


What'd you say?
What did you say?




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