The Secret Life of Morgan Davis
Ben Folds Lyrics


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His wife is tired
she wants to sleep
but all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat
he wakes and then she turns out the light
he tiptoes through the darkness and slips into the night

the boring life that he leads of buying and
selling stocks makes him feel
he's growing old and tired there's no joy in life
just the passing time in this boring life

he wants the lights the jazz
a piece of ass
a toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack
he cooks the junk in some Gatorade
he scores a bag of chronic on the east mlk

the secret life that he leads of buying and
selling drugs keeps him up at night
he's selling cash screwing trailer trash
and he's making cash
it's a whoring life

my friends are all salesman
my wife is a slut
there must be something bigger I can stick in my butt
the IRS is auditing
my life's in a rut!
And so he's fired his heat
he's blowed his blow
it's coming up on sunrise and it's time to go
he smells like barf his hair's a mess
he wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest
he stumbles home from a lezzie show
he'll be at work in an hour or so




he crawls in bed with his sleeping wife
just a night to break up his boring life

Overall Meaning

The Secret Life of Morgan Davis is a song by Ben Folds that muses about the secret life a man leads as he tries to escape from the mundaneness of his existence. In the first verse, we are introduced to Morgan Davis who wants cream of wheat while his wife sleeps. Morgan Davis is not like other men who tiptoe in during the night to sleep with their wives; he slips “into the night” and seeks adventure. He is tired of the boring life of buying and selling stocks, which in his opinion, makes him feel old and drained.


In the second verse, Morgan Davis’s secret life is exposed. Fueled by an addiction to drugs, he lives a fast and dangerous life. He seeks the lights, jazz, sex, and drugs as a form of escape from his monotonous life. He sells drugs and sleeps with “trailer trash” to make money to fuel his habits. He lives a whoring life. The chorus of the song repeats the phrase “the secret life that he leads” as we are given a window into the duality of his life.


The third verse starts with Morgan Davis lamenting about his current predicament. He feels stuck, with a promiscuous wife, friends who are all salesmen, and the IRS auditing him. He has reached a dead-end. In the final moments of his secret life, he is coming up on sunrise, smells like barf, and looks a mess. He crawls back to his wife, hoping that his secret life would provide some reprieve from the monotony of his daily existence.


Line by Line Meaning

His wife is tired
His partner is exhausted


she wants to sleep
She needs rest


but all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat
He feels unsatisfied with his life and desires simplicity


he wakes and then she turns out the light
He wakes up after she goes to sleep


he tiptoes through the darkness and slips into the night
He tries to avoid making noise and sneaks out


the boring life that he leads of buying and selling stocks makes him feel he's growing old and tired there's no joy in life just the passing time in this boring life
He has a monotonous, unfulfilling job that makes him feel old and drained, with no real enjoyment or sense of purpose


he wants the lights the jazz a piece of ass a toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack he cooks the junk in some Gatorade he scores a bag of chronic on the east mlk
He craves excitement, sex, and drugs, and goes to great lengths to indulge in them


the secret life that he leads of buying and selling drugs keeps him up at night he's selling cash screwing trailer trash and he's making cash it's a whoring life
He lives a double life of selling drugs, having sex with strangers, and making money through unethical means


my friends are all salesman my wife is a slut there must be something bigger I can stick in my butt the IRS is auditing my life's in a rut!
He's dissatisfied with his surroundings, from his friends and partner to his financial troubles, and craves something bigger and better


And so he's fired his heat he's blowed his blow it's coming up on sunrise and it's time to go he smells like barf his hair's a mess he wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest
After a night of partying, drinking, and drug use, he prepares to leave before the sun rises, trying to clean up his appearance


he stumbles home from a lezzie show he'll be at work in an hour or so he crawls in bed with his sleeping wife just a night to break up his boring life
He returns home from a night of debauchery, but has to quickly get ready for work, and uses his nightly escapades as a way of breaking the monotony of his life




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EmmaLikesFish

Such an an amazing song. He said he wrote it in like, half an hour.

Jennifer Newheiser

honestly one of my favorite ben folds songs - crazy to me that it isn't more well known!

Percy Gloverfold

hes been playing it live recently. this guy could seriously put on a show with just songs that didnt make the albums and you'd have a top notch show

way too late

I NEED BEN TO WRITE A MUSICAL ASAP

Cliché Guevara

He's witten enough material, much of it from a personal perspective, that you coukld probably assemble a damn good musical from the existing material...like Queen did with We Will Rock You.

The obvious title would be We Will Rock This Bitch.

way too late

David Nicholson I like this idea

Bruce Wayne

Will I'VE BEEN WRITING ONE

Christopher Johnson

Listen to 'Sincerely Me' from Dear Evan Hansen... basically if Ben Folds wrote a musical!

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PianoShapedObject

He played this when I saw him in April, I'd never heard it before then. Great stuff!

Eric Near

I see what Ben means when he says this is a way intense version. The version on Best Imitation of Myself is a bit tamer sounding. I think it's just the way the orchestra is mixed.

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