Alfred Hawthorn Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992), better known as Ben… Read Full Bio ↴Alfred Hawthorn Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992), better known as Benny Hill, was a prolific English comic, actor & singer, best known for his television programme, The Benny Hill Show. Since its debut in 1969 his television show has been sold to over 140 countries worldwide, with viewership in the millions.
The song "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In the West)" is a bit autobiographical. Benny Hill had been a milkman in Eastleigh, Hampshire, working for Hanns Dairy whose premises was yards way from Market Street. There was a bakery near the dairy that did indeed have a delivery van. Having been born and raised (and eventually buried) in Southampton, Benny Hill did live in Teddington.
The song "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In the West)" is a bit autobiographical. Benny Hill had been a milkman in Eastleigh, Hampshire, working for Hanns Dairy whose premises was yards way from Market Street. There was a bakery near the dairy that did indeed have a delivery van. Having been born and raised (and eventually buried) in Southampton, Benny Hill did live in Teddington.
Ted
Benny Hill Lyrics
We have lyrics for 'Ted' by these artists:
A.V.O.K. I can't wait for Ted Nungent to die Die ted die…
c-kan (Oye) El cazados furtivo Matando pandas que se dicen enemigo…
Fighting Gravity (Lyrics, Music: Peterson, Triano) You, when I close my eyes,…
Jane's Addiction Camera got them images Camera got them all Nothing's shockin…
John Schumann and The Vagabond Crew On a back block down Salisbury Plains Ted was born in…
Lollipop Lust Kill Girl, I want you more than anything You look to…
Los Cunches Esta vez estoy terminando Con esta situación Tendré que enco…
Redgum On a backblock down Salisbury Plains Ted was born in 1895 …
SonReal I'll hold you down If you wait for me, if you…
V.O.C. I can't wait for Ted Nungent to die Die ted die…
We have lyrics for these tracks by Benny Hill:
Ernie You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced…
Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Ernie-The Fastest Milkman in the West You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Gather in the Mushrooms Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a…
Harvest of Love I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And…
Jose's Cantina When I met you, in Rosie's Cantina, You looked so lonesome…
My Garden of Love Oh the sun and the rain fell from up above And…
Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue, He…
Transistor Radio My baby's got a transistor radio She takes it everywhere we…
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@kevykev38
I love Benny Hill. He was so witty with words.
@astront917
Bloody brilliant,
Benny is irreplaceable.
@boohutt
"You shall not touch my bird"!!
@westoncamman
absolutely brilliant! I remember this from my childhood. He was so funny. Thanks for posting this!!
@bgs1966
The great one ,Benny was so talented. I miss him!!!!!
@PrinceNamor1967
I watch this and think of my dad. I was 13 when his show came to America. My dad and I were hooked immediately. His episodes from the 1970's were the best, I think. My dad died in 2000 and I still can see him laughing in his easy chair with me on the couch. He did other poignant songs too.
@lorddiosliving
Poignant?? They were more amazing funny poetry
@astront917
Bless old benny
Can still hear my dad laughing as we watched it when i was younger
Rest in peace to my wonderful dad and the great benny hill
Both missed so much.
@Jzeaser
greatest TV comedic writer ever.... love you Benny
@lisaknox4113
I always do love this poem!
Makes me chuckle each time I watch
This one.
Cheers me up when I feel down!