Alfred Hawthorn Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992), better known as Ben… Read Full Bio ↴Alfred Hawthorn Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992), better known as Benny Hill, was a prolific English comic, actor & singer, best known for his television programme, The Benny Hill Show. Since its debut in 1969 his television show has been sold to over 140 countries worldwide, with viewership in the millions.
The song "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In the West)" is a bit autobiographical. Benny Hill had been a milkman in Eastleigh, Hampshire, working for Hanns Dairy whose premises was yards way from Market Street. There was a bakery near the dairy that did indeed have a delivery van. Having been born and raised (and eventually buried) in Southampton, Benny Hill did live in Teddington.
The song "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In the West)" is a bit autobiographical. Benny Hill had been a milkman in Eastleigh, Hampshire, working for Hanns Dairy whose premises was yards way from Market Street. There was a bakery near the dairy that did indeed have a delivery van. Having been born and raised (and eventually buried) in Southampton, Benny Hill did live in Teddington.
The Birds and the Bees
Benny Hill Lyrics
We have lyrics for 'The Birds and the Bees' by these artists:
Akens Jewel Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And…
Alma Cogan Let me tell ya 'bout The birds and the bees And the…
Breathe Carolina I hope you know I swear to god I hope you…
Cogan Alma Let me tell ya 'bout The birds and the bees And the…
Dean Martin Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees And…
Gary Lewis & The Playboys Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees…
iamnotaperson You say that you're a lover You only love the others If…
Insert Name Project Feat. Mr. B A bird, and the bees Are the first things You ever showed…
Jawel Akens Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees and…
Jewel Akins Let me tell ya bout the birds and bees and…
Kunt and the Gang Well, I was at a family wedding and to be…
Mandy K Hey she's great but she's kind of dumb. That's okay, we'll…
Patrick Eugene The birds and the bees are flying in the trees The…
Patrick & Eugene The birds and the bees are flying in the trees The…
Rowan & Martin For every hen not every cock'll do For every ten she'll…
Sam Cooke Input by alvino99 Let me tell you 'bout the birds and…
Sha Na Na Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees And…
The Minute Hour Springtime now All the trees have come to life Little birdie…
Vilma Santos Let me tell you 'bout the birds the bees and…
Vintage Talk Hey I've been listening to you you're talking but you're mum…
We have lyrics for these tracks by Benny Hill:
Ernie You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced…
Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Ernie-The Fastest Milkman in the West You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across…
Gather in the Mushrooms Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a…
Harvest of Love I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And…
Jose's Cantina When I met you, in Rosie's Cantina, You looked so lonesome…
My Garden of Love Oh the sun and the rain fell from up above And…
Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue, He…
Transistor Radio My baby's got a transistor radio She takes it everywhere we…
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@kevykev38
I love Benny Hill. He was so witty with words.
@astront917
Bloody brilliant,
Benny is irreplaceable.
@boohutt
"You shall not touch my bird"!!
@westoncamman
absolutely brilliant! I remember this from my childhood. He was so funny. Thanks for posting this!!
@bgs1966
The great one ,Benny was so talented. I miss him!!!!!
@PrinceNamor1967
I watch this and think of my dad. I was 13 when his show came to America. My dad and I were hooked immediately. His episodes from the 1970's were the best, I think. My dad died in 2000 and I still can see him laughing in his easy chair with me on the couch. He did other poignant songs too.
@lorddiosliving
Poignant?? They were more amazing funny poetry
@astront917
Bless old benny
Can still hear my dad laughing as we watched it when i was younger
Rest in peace to my wonderful dad and the great benny hill
Both missed so much.
@Jzeaser
greatest TV comedic writer ever.... love you Benny
@lisaknox4113
I always do love this poem!
Makes me chuckle each time I watch
This one.
Cheers me up when I feel down!