Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics


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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where




Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Bloodhound Gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" are riddled with sexual innuendos and double entendres, making it somewhat difficult to decipher their true meaning. The song is essentially a humorous take on sexual acts, with each line conveying a different euphemism for a particular act.


In the first stanza, "vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet" refers to the act of putting a condom on a penis inside a vagina. "Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" could mean using a vibrator on a woman's clitoris. "Batter-dip the cranny axe in the gut locker" could be interpreted as dipping a finger in a woman's anus.


The second stanza continues with more euphemisms for sexual acts, such as "marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten" which could mean to have sex with a woman. "Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston" could refer to rough sex or any possibly painful encounter. "Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle" might be referencing cunnilingus.


Overall, the lyrics are intentionally vulgar and indecent, and the context is purely sexual. It can be interpreted as juvenile or comedic, although it may be offensive to some.


Line by Line Meaning

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Have safe sex by wearing a condom, protect your genitalia


Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket
Stimulate female genitalia with penis


Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker
Have anal sex, but clean yourself before


Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la With the boink swatter
Have oral sex and use protection to avoid STDs


If I get you in the loop When I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though I brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
I will communicate honestly and openly with you, without using indirect language or metaphors


Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
The song's title, which is a code for 'F.U.C.K.'


Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten
Have sex and enjoy your partner's body


Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston
Have sex aggressively and with physical force


Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle
Have sex near or inside a woman's vagina, but clean yourself first


Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la With the pork steeple
Have sex and enjoy each other's bodies, but use protection


Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto
Have sex, but avoid using vulgar language to refer to body parts




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JAMES M. FRANKS, JARED VICTOR HENNEGAN

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@c.c.1197

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto



@lo1079

Hello Franks?
Jimmy Pop: Hello Mother Dear.
Mum: Hi Jim. What're you doin?
J: I'm tryna find words that rhyme with vagina.
M: Oh...Ppfs...lima, like lima bean?
J: How bout that er, that teenage witch, Sabryna?
M: No, that's a made up word Jim. [Pause] Why don't you change the word vagina to something else?
J: Like box, or pussy or cun...
M: Oh Jim!!



All comments from YouTube:

@JabroneyDirt

Fun fact : this is their only song that was on MTV that had no censored words. That's some irony right there
Update: Eminem had to cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith. -jimmy pop

@MrRobertjohn15

Not a bad gig to have

@alistairwatt8767

they even censored the word ''doggy'' in bad touch...

@Haferflaffal

@@alistairwatt8767 yeah, painful

@Haferflaffal

*F*oxtrot *U*inform *C*harlie *K*ilo
Put the y'know what, in the y'know where
Etc.
It's not irony, it's stupidity

@wademyers6598

Neat. Good fact

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@SuperVolsung

The world I'm from doesn't exist anymore but this song helps me remember

@jpm4757

Couldn't have said it better.

@cruiseito2417

I also feel the same.

@chrispurse3931

On point my friend.

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