Heineken
Joop Visser Lyrics

Heineken maakt alles stuk
Heineken causes destruction and mayhem wherever it goes.

Het Leidseplein, je huwelijk
No place or person is safe from the destructive influence of Heineken, including famous sites like Leidseplein and even personal relationships like marriage.

Heineken is een harddrugdealer
Heineken is not just a regular drink company but operates like a drug dealer, promoting addiction and negative consequences.

De ziekenhuizen liggen vol
Hospitals are filled with victims of the harmful effects of alcohol, with Heineken being one of the main contributors.

Met slachtoffers van alcohol
These victims are the ones suffering from the detrimental effects of alcohol consumption, with Heineken being a leading perpetrator.

Laat je toch niet belazeren
Don't be fooled by Heineken's marketing tactics and false promises that downplay the negative effects of alcohol.

Laat je toch niet bedonderen
Don't let yourself be deceived by Heineken's manipulative tactics.

En als het stadion schuimbekkend wordt verbouwd
Heineken is indirectly responsible for the unruly behavior and violence that often erupts at large events, like sports games when fans consume excessive amounts of alcohol.

Zit Heineken schijnheilig thuis
While chaos ensues around them, Heineken executives sit at home acting innocent and unaware of the issues that their products cause.

En telt z'n centen
The only thing that Heineken seems to care about is counting their profits, despite the wreckage caused by their products.

Heineken verkoopt agressie
Heineken's products have the ability to increase hostility and aggression in those who consume them.

In een blikkie of een flessie
Whether in a can or bottle, Heineken's products have the same negative effects on those who drink them.

Heineken verdient z'n geld
The primary source of Heineken's revenue comes from the promotion and distribution of alcohol, regardless of the consequences.

Aan verslaving en geweld
Heineken profits from the addiction and violence that their products contribute to and promote.

En als een feestje eindigt
Many gatherings and celebrations end poorly due to excessive alcohol consumption, with Heineken playing a role in this unfortunate outcome.

In een bocht tegen een boom
Car accidents are one of the many tragedies that can occur due to intoxicated individuals, potentially caused by Heineken.

Heineken hoort niet in een villa
Heineken is not an appropriate drink for the high-end luxury lifestyle typically associated with a villa.

Heineken hoort niet op een jacht
Similarly, Heineken is not a drink that should be consumed on a yacht, a symbol of wealth and sophistication.

Heineken is een moordbedrijf
Heineken is essentially a company that profits from promoting harmful and negative consequences, resembling a company that deals in murder for hire.

Een moordbedrijf met geld en macht
Heineken's immense wealth and influence enable them to continue operating their harmful business practices without repercussions.

Laat je toch niet verneuken
Don't let yourself be taken advantage of or manipulated by Heineken's marketing tactics and harmful products.

En zolang de Haagse hufter
As long as the government is led by corrupt and self-serving politicians, like the ones in The Hague, Heineken continues to operate with impunity.

Liever hennep strafbaar stellen
These politicians prioritize criminalizing other substances, like marijuana, over confronting the harmful influence of companies like Heineken.

En telt en telt en telt en telt en telt en telt en telt en telt
Counting their profits seems to be Heineken's only priority, doing so without regard for the negative consequences their products cause.

En raakt niet uitgelachen
Despite the tragedy and devastation that their products cause, Heineken executives remain unconcerned and unrepentant, laughing all the way to the bank.