Dont Touch My Willie
Kevin Fowler Lyrics


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She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She said this will be a night you won't forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said
Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard

I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine





Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine

Overall Meaning

The song "Don't Touch My Willie" by Kevin Fowler tells a humorous story about a woman who visits the singer's home, intending to have a memorable evening. The woman arrives wearing a revealing dress and brings a bottle of wine to set the mood. However, when the singer tries to put on some music, she reaches for his Willie Nelson album. The singer, feeling protective of his music collection, stands up and firmly tells her not to touch his Willie.


The lyrics play on a double entendre, as "Willie" refers to both the singer's personal music collection, specifically the Willie Nelson album, as well as his private parts. The singer expresses that he doesn't know the woman well enough for her to handle either. He suggests that she can enjoy other artists like Merle Haggard or George Jones, but his "Willie" is off limits.


The song's lyrics highlight the singer's sense of personal boundaries and the importance he places on his personal possessions. The humorous tone and clever wordplay provide a lighthearted and entertaining story about a situation that many listeners can relate to.


Line by Line Meaning

She showed up at my house at half past nine
She arrived at my residence at 9:30 PM


In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
Dressed provocatively and brought a bottle of wine


She said this will be a night you won't forget
She claimed it would be a memorable evening


She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
She served drinks to set a romantic atmosphere


I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
I tried to adjust the lights, but she wanted to control the music


She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said
She grabbed the album 'Red Headed Stranger', and I immediately objected


Don't touch my Willie
Do not handle or interfere with my Willie Nelson records


I don't know you that well
We haven't known each other for long enough


Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Feel free to listen to Merle Haggard or George Jones


Hell, or anybody else
You can even listen to other artists


I don't know what you heard
I don't know what information you've received


I ain't that kind of guy
I am not the type of person


Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
Therefore, refrain from touching my Willie Nelson records


We'll get along just fine
We will have a harmonious relationship


She said she never met a man like me in her life
She claimed to have never encountered someone like me before


Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
Someone who would not immediately allow access to their Willie Nelson records


I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard
I explained that it was not a personal attack, so she shouldn't be upset


I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
I don't expose or reveal my Willie Nelson records to just anybody


There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
There are plenty of alternative albums for her to select


So let me make myself clear before you go too far
Allow me to clarify my position before things escalate


Keep your hands off my Willie,
Do not touch or handle my Willie Nelson records


We'll get along just fine
We will have a peaceful relationship




Lyrics © CALHOUN ENTERPRISES, THREE ACES MUSIC
Written by: HOLLY G WATSON

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