Bruces
Monty Python Lyrics


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Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed




A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Monty Python's song "Bruces" is a humorous portrayal of famous philosophers from history and their relationships with alcohol. The first verse mentions Immanuel Kant, who is described as "rarely stable." This could refer to Kant's emphasis on reason and logic, which may have caused him to be rigid or inflexible in his personal life or views. The second verse mentions Martin Heidegger, who is described as a "boozy beggar" who could out-think his companions. This could be a reference to Heidegger's controversial political views and associations, as well as his complex and challenging philosophy.


The third verse mentions David Hume, who is described as being able to out-drink Schopenhauer and Hegel. Hume was known for his skepticism and empiricism, which challenged traditional philosophical ideas. The fourth verse mentions Ludwig Wittgenstein, who is described as a "beery swine" who was just as drunk as Schlegel. This could be a reference to Wittgenstein's own complex and challenging philosophy, as well as his struggles with personal relationships and mental health.


Line by Line Meaning

Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Immanuel Kant was a powerful thinker in his time


Who was very rarely stable
But he was known for his unstable moods


Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Heidegger was an alcoholic philosopher


Who could think you under the table
But he could drink you under the table while still remaining coherent


David Hume could out consume
David Hume was a heavy drinker


Schopenhauer and Hegel
And he could drink more than his contemporaries Schopenhauer and Hegel


And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Wittgenstein was also a heavy drinker


Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
And could get just as drunk as Schlegel


There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
Nietzsche was an expert on drinking


'Bout the raising of the wrist
He knew all the tricks about how to drink more


Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
Socrates was always drunk


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
John Stuart Mill chose to drink


On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
But even half a pint of shandy would make him sick


Plato, they say, could stick it away
Plato had a high tolerance for alcohol


Half a crate of whiskey every day
He could drink half a crate of whiskey every day


Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Aristotle loved to drink


Hobbes was fond of his dram
Hobbes enjoyed a good drink


And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
Descartes was known for being drunk and foolish


'I drink, therefore I am'
He famously said 'I drink, therefore I exist'


Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Socrates is still celebrated today for his philosophical achievements


A lovely little thinker
He was a great thinker


But a bugger when he's pissed
But he was unpleasant to deal with when he was drunk




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