Manticore
Ninja Sex Party Lyrics

Way back in olden ancient Greece
Let me set the stage for this gruesome tale

Lived a most ferocious beast
There was a creature with a killer instinct

With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
Its fiery gaze and sharp teeth were not to be underestimated

On human flesh it feast
Its diet consisted of people, which is concerning to say the least

Standing over ten feet tall
This monster was bigger than you and me

No man escaped its roar (roar!)
People trembled in fear at the sound of its roar, which was deafening

Behold, my friends and foes alike
Everyone, listen up! I have a story to tell

The dreadful manticore
Let me introduce you to the terrifying creature known as the manticore

The Manticore feels happiness
The manticore finds joy in your misery

Whenever you feel sad
If you're feeling down, the manticore is there to perk you up - by causing trouble

Because you got kicked in the junk
He takes delight in your pain, especially when it's in your most sensitive area

The Manticore is glad
Unfortunately, the manticore finds pleasure in other people's suffering

The Manticore invented death
The manticore is responsible for creating death and all other evils in the world

And all things that are bad
He's basically the father of everything terrible in the world

He'll kill your sister just for fun
He'll stop at nothing to inflict his sadistic ways on others, even if it means taking a life

And make out with your dad
His depravity knows no bounds, as he'll even engage in incestuous relationships

He'll enroll you in the school of pain
Consider yourself signed up for a lifetime membership to his institute of torture

And then teach the class
He's the professor, but you won't find this course in any syllabus

He'll kick your ass in with his feet
He'll use his own feet to beat you up

And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
Just in case you thought that was painful enough, he'll follow it up by delivering a prompt kick with his massive rear-end

Don't give him sass
You definitely don't want to talk back to someone who is capable of such atrocities

He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
He'll devour a human being without even bothering to chew his food

Turns out that guy was you
You were unfortunate enough to be on the manticore's menu

And yet you're there
But how can this be possible if you're the one singing this song?

There can only be one explanation
The only logical conclusion is that you must be a zombie

And that's that you're a zombie
It's not the most desirable outcome, but it's better than being a manticore's meal

Now I'm scared
This revelation is definitely causing some concern

Manticore, where are you now?
I hope the manticore is nowhere near me at the moment

Are you gone forever?
Please tell me you're not planning to visit me anytime soon

Oh no, wait, there you are
Looks like he heard me and decided to stop by for a visit anyway

He'll steal your girlfriend in the night
Now he's targeting my significant other and there's nothing I can do about it

And then he'll steal your soul
After he's taken my lover, he'll steal my soul as well

He'll have a threesome with them both
He'll make them engage in sexual acts with him and there's nothing I can do to stop it

That's just how he rolls
He's just that twisted and perverse

You may want to cry out loud
You'll feel completely helpless, as this monster will leave you in a state of despair

"Manticore, you are wrong!"
But it's no use, as he'll never listen to anything you have to say

Too bad he already killed your ass
By this point, it's likely that the manticore has already killed you and moved on to his next victim

In the first verse of this song
Which means you didn't stand a chance from the very beginning