The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love, or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant, and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jew, and Ninja Brian, an uncommunicative, homicidal ninja; however, their 2016 cover album, Under the Covers, saw them take on serious music for the first time. To date, NSP has released six original studio albums and two cover albums, in addition to three albums as a part of Starbomb, while also releasing original, non-musical material on their YouTube channel. NSP has also released a remix album, Level Up.
Sex Training
Ninja Sex Party Lyrics
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Ninja Sex Party will help you train
So much knowledge to discover
We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain
Let's go! It's time for sex training
Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
You've been chosen by angels
Lesson one
You need to sharpen your senses
So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
Unrelated question
Where do you keep all your lube?
Rock on! Now stay in that closet
You rule! And also we locked you inside
There is no reason to doubt us
This is what happens when science and romance collide
Lesson two
Now you should buy us all nachos
But not for yourself, you're training, no food!
And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
She needs to rehydrate
Although we've been giving her fluids
Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
We're just happy that we could help
You can come back in an hour
Fondle my balls!
Sorry I was talking to someone else
You're now a total dickmaster
All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!
Go forth and satisfy millions
Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime
Yay!
The lyrics of Ninja Sex Party's song Sex Training are quite hilarious and satirical, focusing on training for sexual prowess in a playful manner. The song is obviously not to be taken seriously, as Ninja Sex Party is a comedic musical duo. The song starts with an introduction that they will teach listeners how to be a great lover, implying that they have much knowledge to impart. They use innuendos and double entendres in the lyrics to imply that their training method is to shoot 'a hot load of wisdom all over your brain.'
The first lesson involves sharpening your senses, wherein the singer asks the listener to get into the closet and 'contemplate boobs.' They then wait outside with the listener's girlfriend, adding an unrelated question of where they keep all their lube. Then, they move on to the second lesson, which involves buying them all nachos and getting an energy drink for the listener's girlfriend, who supposedly needs to rehydrate. They tease the listener, saying that they don't have to pay them and that they're happy that they could help.
Overall, the song's lyrics are humorous and satirical, focusing on teaching sexual prowess in a playful manner. The song is not suitable for all audiences due to adult language and explicit language.
Line by Line Meaning
So you want to be a great lover
We acknowledge that you have expressed interest in becoming proficient in sex
Ninja Sex Party will help you train
Our band will provide our expert guidance in your sexual training
So much knowledge to discover
We will impart a vast amount of information for you to learn
We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain
We will provide you with a copious amount of information on sex and relationships
Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
We recommend appropriate attire for your sex training
You've been chosen by angels
We are bestowing upon you a rare and valuable opportunity
Now you're the master of your destiny and your shlong
You are now in control of your sexual abilities
You need to sharpen your senses
One must become attuned to the body and physical pleasure to be proficient in sex
So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
We recommend a specific exercise to aid in this objective
We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
We will keep your partner company outside the closet
Unrelated question
We have another line of thought we'd like to address
Where do you keep all your lube?
We require information about the availability of lubricants for experimentation purposes
Rock on! Now stay in that closet
We encourage you to persist in this exercise
You rule! And also we locked you inside
You are excelling in your training, although we did lock the door
This is what happens when science and romance collide
Our expert knowledge in the realm of sex and relationships has led us to this unconventional training method
Now you should buy us all nachos
It is customary to provide snacks to your instructors
But not for yourself, you're training, no food!
Your training takes precedence over your own sustenance
And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
Your partner requires energy to sustain her during this vigorous training session
She needs to rehydrate
An appropriate level of hydration is essential for sexual activity
Although we've been giving her fluids
We have been attending to your girlfriend's hydration needs
Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
Our expert guidance comes at no cost to you
We're just happy that we could help
We are content to provide our assistance in your sexual endeavors
You can come back in an hour
We suggest a break in your training for an hour
Fondle my balls!
We have momentarily lost focus and are addressing an unrelated party
Sorry I was talking to someone else
We apologize for the temporary interruption of our lesson
You're now a total dickmaster
You have progressed to an advanced level of proficiency in sexual activities
All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!
We acknowledge your achievements with a grandiose title
Go forth and satisfy millions
We encourage you to share your newfound knowledge with others
Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime
We have ulterior motives and will engage in sexual activity with your partner at a designated time
Yay!
We celebrate your accomplishments and achievement of this new level of sexual competency
Lyrics © Songtrust Ave
Written by: AVIDAN LEIGH DANIEL, WECHT BRIAN ALEXANDER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
skyrim-dovah
This song really hit me hard
I went through an experience like this
Me and my girlfriend had a really bad fight, so I saw an ad online for free relationship counseling
We decided to give it a try, first, two guys let me into a room
They asked me seemingly unrelated questions, like "What is your favorite fruit*
Then they let her in
They took longer with her, hours it seemed.
I went in expecting to see them talking...
But they weren't, they were having sex with eachother.
My girlfriend looked me straight in the eye, and said...
"I am pulling your leg"
MsBreezy
THUMBS UP FOR THE CHALICE IN THE BEGINNING LMAO
ThePokeFlynn
Woah never thought I'd see you here
Daniel Michael
Woah were you famous before you wrote this?
Gareth Teggin
When you see one of the best YouTube channels commenting on another amazing YouTube channel
Raven
Ive never noticed that and holy crap this comment is 9 years old
TDark
🔥
SuperSock
The little "yay" after the chime gets me every time. XD
David Driscoll
It is now >:[
Sharon Hocutt
aww
QueenKaito
i want that as a notification sound xD