Buffet Song
Rhett And Link Lyrics

I enjoy buffets, i wouldn′t say love buffets
While I don't absolutely adore buffets, I do enjoy them as a practical way to have a meal out.

But is a very reasonable way to eat out.
Buffets are a wallet-friendly option for dining out.

The quantity of food is unlimited,
Buffets offer an unlimited amount of food for customers to consume.

Which is something you don't get in a regular sit down restaurant.
Unlike traditional restaurants, customers can eat as much food as they want without any restrictions or additional charges.

And then i like it when they serve lamb,
I particularly appreciate when buffets offer lamb as it's not a common protein option and provides variety.

Because everybody doesn′t serve lamb and just seems like the main
Lamb isn't a common meat option at buffets, so it's refreshing when they do offer it.

Thing is always the prime rib, i mean i had prime rib at the Kazoo.
While prime rib is a frequent item showcased at buffets, I recall a specific time I had it at the Kazoo.

What it's is there's burners and then they put a water pan,
To keep the food warm, buffets use burners and a water pan.

And then they put the food on top of the water pan,
The food is set atop the water pan to maintain heat by using the steam.

So it′s actually the heat of the steam, that′s keeping the food hot
The heat produced by the steam is what keeps the food at a consistent temperature.

Where your face is there's glass,
Where you're accessing the food, there is a glass barrier.

And then you′re handling everything underneath,
Below the glass barrier, the customers handle the food.

The glass with your hands, handling with your hands
Customers use their hands to retrieve food from beneath the glass barrier.