Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame
Rhett And Link Lyrics


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Bobby taught us by example
Not to look down a Roman candle when you light it
He lost his right eye, but you know
He′s a better looking guy without it

And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket
Would've flew if it weren′t for his beltloop
We were listening to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis
But it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of Don't Be Cruel

This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes
What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion
The ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured, or lame
We salute you
The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame

But the best has got to be Bill′s ingenuity
With a man-size rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair
Well, he did good, I reckon
He rode a full eight seconds without spilling one drop of his beer

This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes
Risking mutilation all for detonation
They ignited the firestorm, now we fan the flame




And we salute you
The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Rhett and Link's song "Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame" pay homage to the brave individuals who engage in the risky and often dangerous world of fireworks. The song begins by mentioning Bobby, who serves as an example of what not to do with a Roman candle. Despite losing his right eye in an accident, the lyrics suggest that Bobby's appearance has improved as a result. This highlights the irony that sometimes the very accidents that occur during fireworks displays can lead to unexpected positive outcomes.


The song then moves on to Don, who had a jumbo bottle rocket in his pocket. Unfortunately for him, it didn't take off due to his belt loop, resulting in a potentially dangerous situation. The lyrics mention that they were listening to Elvis when this incident occurred, specifically during the song "Don't Be Cruel." This adds a touch of humor and portrays the resilience and acceptance of those involved in these mishaps.


The chorus of the song is an ode to all the pyrotechnical heroes who may have suffered injuries, lost their lives, or became permanently impaired due to their passion for fireworks. While they may not have exercised caution, they compensated for it with their enthusiasm and willingness to take risks in pursuit of their explosive artistic endeavors. These individuals are celebrated as the "fallen founding fathers" of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame.


The lyrics then highlight the ingenuity of a man named Bill, who managed to ride a man-sized rocket while seated on a lawn chair, held together with duct tape. This displays both Bill's resourcefulness and his ability to maintain his composure, successfully navigating the exhilarating experience while not spilling a drop of his beer. This serves as a testament to the dedication and skill of those involved in the world of fireworks, even if their methods are unorthodox and potentially perilous.


Overall, the lyrics of "Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame" celebrate those who dare to participate in the risky artistry of fireworks, acknowledging their contributions and sacrifices with a mix of admiration and humor.


Line by Line Meaning

Bobby taught us by example
Bobby's actions served as a lesson for us


Not to look down a Roman candle when you light it
We should never face danger directly when taking risks


He lost his right eye, but you know
Despite the loss, he ended up looking better


He′s a better looking guy without it
His appearance improved without his right eye


And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket
Don foolishly ignited a large rocket inside his pocket


Would've flew if it weren′t for his beltloop
The rocket would have flown if it wasn't trapped by his beltloop


We were listening to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis
While enjoying Elvis' music, the rocket shattered his pelvis


But it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of Don't Be Cruel
Despite the unfortunate event, it had a cool timing coinciding with the end of the song Don't Be Cruel


This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes
This song pays tribute to those brave individuals involved in fireworks displays


What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion
Even though they were not cautious, they compensated with impressive explosions


The ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured, or lame
These are the individuals who ignited the fireworks but ended up dead, injured, or handicapped


We salute you
We honor and show respect to these individuals


The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame
They are the pioneers who established the renowned Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame but unfortunately faced tragic outcomes


But the best has got to be Bill′s ingenuity
Among them, Bill's creativity stands out as exceptional


With a man-size rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair
Bill managed to create a contraption using a large rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair


Well, he did good, I reckon
He performed admirably, I believe


He rode a full eight seconds without spilling one drop of his beer
Incredibly, he successfully balanced himself on the contraption for a full eight seconds, not spilling any of his beer


Risking mutilation all for detonation
These individuals took the risk of getting severely injured for the sake of explosive displays


They ignited the firestorm, now we fan the flame
Their actions started the intense excitement, and now we continue to fuel the passion


And we salute you
We express our admiration and respect to them once again


The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame
They are the esteemed individuals who created the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame but experienced tragic outcomes




Writer(s): Rhett Mclaughlin

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