Tomorrow Night
Steel Panther Lyrics

The food will be great
The quality of the food served will be exceptional.

And the drinks will be free
Alcoholic beverages will be provided at no cost.

And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
A lot of attractive women will be present with an inclination to celebrate in my company.

The weed will be toked
Marijuana will be consumed.

And Colombian coke
Cocaine sourced from Colombia will be used recreationally.

Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke
Strippers will allow snorting of cocaine from their breasts.

It's the party of the century that's right
This forthcoming party is more than just an ordinary celebration; it is grand and significant.

Unfortunately it's tomorrow night
Regrettably, the event is not scheduled for today, but rather the following day.

I'm going to a party
I will be participating in a social gathering.

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
The said event will occur the following day.

I'm gonna get some pussy
I intend to engage in sexual relations with someone.

But tonight I'm gonna jerk off, ahh feels good
For now, I will achieve a sexual release through self-stimulation, which makes me feel good.

It's in Beverly Hills
The event is taking place in Beverly Hills.

They got prescription pills
Various prescription drugs will be available.

And Keifer Fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
Famous personality Keifer Sutherland will also be attending and relaxing.

They got sushi and rice
Japanese cuisine will be served, consisting of raw fish and rice.

Lowenbrau is on ice
Beer brand Lowenbrau is being served cold.

In the living room, they're playing naked Twister and dice
Naked men and women are involving in a game of Twister and dice-slinging within the living room.

The security and pussy will both be tight
Stringent security protocols and the vaginas of women will both be exceptionally stringent.

But I'm on the list for tomorrow night!
I have been included in the guest list for the following day's party.

But tonight I'm playing angry birds
At present, I am engrossed in playing the mobile game Angry Birds.

Like a million other stupid nerds!
Similar to countless other foolish individuals dedicating their time to mobile/computer games.

Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself!
Tonight, I will perform manual sexual stimulation on myself.

Ponies and clowns will be walking around
Dwarfs and circus riders will be roaming the event.

Naked people having sex all over the ground
Bare-skinned human beings are engaging in sexual activities on the ground.

Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken
Celebrities Britney Spears and Christopher Walken are engaging in a romantic encounter.

In the backyard, Iron Maiden is rocking!
Heavy metal rock band Iron Maiden is playing in the backyard.

The couch is on fire but nobody cares
The furniture is aflame, but it is not creating any apprehension among the attendees.

Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs! (hold out long)
Famous actor Charlie Sheen is dominating in a sexual encounter in the upstairs bedroom.

It's gonna be bitchin'
It's going to be an absolutely fantastic event.

Get some slick 'em on my hang down
The person intends to apply a lubricating substance to their genitals.

Some lips on my dick
The person desires oral sex activity on their genitals.

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
The aforementioned event is expected to occur the following day.