Crazy ABC
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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Hey Steve!
Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
Thank you, it's an alphabet song I'm working on
Oh great, a whole new alphabet,
I just learned the old one.

A is for aisle
B is for bdellium
C is for czar
And if you see him, would you mind telling him

OK, hang on a second, yeah aisle?
Yeah, aisle like a, like a theatre.
Alright, OK, and bdellium?
Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B
And then czar?
Yeah, it's uh- like a Russian czar.
You know, everyone knows apple ball and cat,
I wanted to get into some you know,
Some stranger words.
Right, I see what you're doing.

D is for djinn
E for Euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies

I thought phone started with a "p"...like a "ph"
No its f-o-h-n, it's a kind of wind
Yeah, I know what you mean by wind

G for Gnarly,
I for irk
H is for hour
J for jalapeño
Good in either corn or flour (tortillas)
Nice rhyme
K is for knick-knack
L is for llama
Pramma, llama, ding

What's so strange about llama?
Llama, its starts with two L's
What's the second one for?
No idea.
I know, loser.

M for mnemonic
N is for ngomo
O is for ouija board
P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis
Q is for qat

OK, Q, qat? What?
Yeah it's uh...q-a-t,
It's an evergreen shrub
It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a q with no u,
There's not many of those
You have too much time on your hands.


R is for R-gyle
No, it isn't

OK, you're right; I couldn't find a good "r" word

S is for Saar, a lovely German river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from French,
And therefore kind of funny
W for wren, wrinkly, and who.
X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true!

Ancient Chinese city, huh?
My guitar player, some hotshot.

Y is for yperite, a very nasty gas.
And zed's the final letter
And by final, I mean last.

OK, when you say zed,
For the benefit of our American friends
You really mean Z, right?
No I mean Zed, like, like Zed Zed Top.
Zed Zed Top?
Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards,
Well, except the guy whose name is Beard,
He has a mustache
I always thought that was interesting
You done with the alphabet?
No extra letters I haven't heard of?
I think so.
Well this was a great help, I think, you know,
The contribution you made to world literacy
Well, I'm just saying, kids
I'm just saying
Think outside the box a little bit
Box with an "r"
Yeah, well, no, box with a b-a-l-k-s, like a pitcher.




Ahh, as opposed to b-a-c-h-s,
Right, think outside the "balks"

Overall Meaning

The Barenaked Ladies' song "Crazy ABC's" is a playful take on the traditional alphabet song. The song begins with a conversation between band members Steve and Ed. Ed introduces a new alphabet song that includes some unusual words that Steve is not familiar with. In the first verse, Ed replaces mundane words like "apple" and "ball" with "aisle," "bdellium," and "czar." The second verse consists of more unique words like "djinn," "Euphrates," and "fohn." The third verse includes words like "gnarly," "irk," and "jalapeño." The fourth verse features words like "pneumonia," "pterodactyl," and "qat." The song concludes with the unique letters "y" and "z," highlighting the word "yperite," a toxic gas, and a playful explanation of the pronunciation of the final letter of the alphabet, "zed."


The song is a fun play on the classic alphabet song, utilizing uncommon and amusing words. The band's comical and lighthearted tone throughout the song makes it an enjoyable and memorable experience for listeners. These playful lyrics encourage individuals to think outside the box and discover new and exciting words, promoting a love of language.


Line by Line Meaning

Hey Steve!
The song starts with one person greeting another


Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
The other person acknowledges and asks about the song being played


Thank you, it's an alphabet song I'm working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one.
The first person says they are working on a new alphabet song while the other person notes that they only just learned the old one


A is for aisle B is for bdellium C is for czar And if you see him, would you mind telling him
The song starts listing words for each letter of the alphabet and talks about the meaning of the words


OK, hang on a second, yeah aisle? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theatre. Alright, OK, and bdellium? Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B And then czar? Yeah, it's uh- like a Russian czar. You know, everyone knows apple ball and cat, I wanted to get into some you know, Some stranger words. Right, I see what you're doing.
The two people discuss the meaning of each word and note how unusual they are compared to typical alphabet song words


D is for djinn E for Euphrates F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies
The song continues listing unusual words for each letter of the alphabet and provides some context on the meanings of each word


I thought phone started with a "p"...like a "ph" No its f-o-h-n, it's a kind of wind Yeah, I know what you mean by wind
The other person asks about the spelling of "fohn" and the first person provides some more details on the word


G for Gnarly, I for irk H is for hour J for jalapeño Good in either corn or flour (tortillas) Nice rhyme K is for knick-knack L is for llama Pramma, llama, ding
The song continues to list unusual words for each letter of the alphabet, occasionally making jokes or comments about the words being used


What's so strange about llama? Llama, its starts with two L's What's the second one for? No idea. I know, loser.
The other person questions what's so strange about the word "llama" and the first person points out that it starts with two L's but doesn't know why. They then make a joke based on the similarity between "llama" and "loser"


M for mnemonic N is for ngomo O is for ouija board P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis Q is for qat OK, Q, qat? What? Yeah it's uh...q-a-t, It's an evergreen shrub It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a q with no u, There's not many of those You have too much time on your hands.
The song continues listing words for each letter of the alphabet and the other person asks what "qat" means. The first person provides an explanation and notes that it's a useful word in Scrabble but the other person jokes that they have too much time on their hands


R is for R-gyle No, it isn't OK, you're right; I couldn't find a good "r" word
The song attempts to find a word for the letter "R" but is unable to find one


S is for Saar, a lovely German river T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver U is for urn, but not like earning money V for vraisemblance from French, And therefore kind of funny W for wren, wrinkly, and who. X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true!
The song starts listing unusual words for each remaining letter of the alphabet, providing some context on the meanings of the words and making jokes and comments about them as well


Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot.
The other person comments on the mention of the ancient Chinese city Xian and the first person notes that their guitar player is from the city


Y is for yperite, a very nasty gas. And zed's the final letter And by final, I mean last. OK, when you say zed, For the benefit of our American friends You really mean Z, right? No I mean Zed, like, like Zed Zed Top. Zed Zed Top? Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards, Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, He has a mustache I always thought that was interesting
The song finishes listing unusual words and notes that "zed" is the final letter of the alphabet. The other person asks if they mean "Z" and the first person clarifies that they mean "zed" as in the band ZZ Top, which leads to a discussion about the band members' facial hair


You done with the alphabet? No extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so. Well this was a great help, I think, you know, The contribution you made to world literacy Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying Think outside the box a little bit Box with an "r" Yeah, well, no, box with a b-a-l-k-s, like a pitcher. Ahh, as opposed to b-a-c-h-s, Right, think outside the "balks"
The song finishes with the other person asking if there are any more letters and the first person saying they think that's all. They then joke about the impact their new alphabet will have on world literacy and encourage people to think outside the box. They also joke about the spelling of "box" and what it might mean in different contexts




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Written by: ED ROBERTSON, STEVEN PAGE

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Pedantic Antics

I've been making my own incense, from scratch, for 17 years.
The other day, while talking to a friend, I mentioned bdellium and when I began to explain what it was, she said "oh! That has a silent 'b!'"
I was floored.
In 17 years I've never met anybody who wasn't in the trade and knew what bdellium was.

Mind
Blown

Great job guys



Andy Correa

Hey Steve!
Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
Thank you, it's an alphabet song I'm working on
Oh great, a whole new alphabet,
I just learned the old one.
A is for aisle
B is for bdellium
C is for czar
And if you see him, would you mind telling him
OK, hang on a second, yeah aisle?
Yeah, aisle like a, like a theatre.
Alright, OK, and bdellium?
Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B
And then czar?
Yeah, it's uh- like a Russian czar.
You know, everyone knows apple ball and cat,
I wanted to get into some you know,
Some stranger words.
Right, I see what you're doing.
D is for djinn
E for Euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies
I thought phone started with a "p"...like a "ph"
No its f-o-h-n, it's a kind of wind
Yeah, I know what you mean by wind
G for Gnarly,
I for irk
H is for hour
J for jalapeño
Good in either corn or flour (tortillas)
Nice rhyme
K is for knick-knack
L is for llama
Pramma, llama, ding
What's so strange about llama?
Llama, its starts with two L's
What's the second one for?
No idea.
I know, loser.
M for mnemonic
N is for ngomo
O is for ouija board
P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis
Q is for qat
OK, Q, qat? What?
Yeah it's uh...q-a-t,
It's an evergreen shrub
It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a q with no u,
There's not many of those
You have too much time on your hands.
R is for R-gyle
No, it isn't
OK, you're right; I couldn't find a good "r" word
S is for Saar, a lovely German river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from French,
And therefore kind of funny
W for wren, wrinkly, and who.
X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true!
Ancient Chinese city, huh?
My guitar player, some hotshot.
Y is for yperite, a very nasty gas.
And zed's the final letter
And by final, I mean last.
OK, when you say zed,
For the benefit of our American friends
You really mean Z, right?
No I mean Zed, like, like Zed Zed Top.
Zed Zed Top?
Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards,
Well, except the guy whose name is Beard,
He has a mustache
I always thought that was interesting
You done with the alphabet?
No extra letters I haven't heard of?
I think so.
Well this was a great help, I think, you know,
The contribution you made to world literacy
Well, I'm just saying, kids
I'm just saying
Think outside the box a little bit
Box with an "r"
Yeah, well, no, box with a b-a-l-k-s, like a pitcher.
Ahh, as opposed to b-a-c-h-s,
Right, think outside the "balks"



All comments from YouTube:

lovebug112484

Ed sounds so proud of himself when he says "I think so!" after Steven asks him "You done with the alphabet? No extra letters I haven't heard of?" Love this!

Alitza Leventhal

My kids are grown up.  I still listen to this album, it makes me smile every time!!

Spacething7474

Every Barenaked Ladies song should start AND end with back-and-forths between Steve and Ed.

KyleJBAwesomeness2001 - Official Channel

We need more Barenaked Ladies kids albums like this

Pedantic Antics

I've been making my own incense, from scratch, for 17 years.
The other day, while talking to a friend, I mentioned bdellium and when I began to explain what it was, she said "oh! That has a silent 'b!'"
I was floored.
In 17 years I've never met anybody who wasn't in the trade and knew what bdellium was.

Mind
Blown

Great job guys

A B

I can't believe how charming this song is.

Bleuberry

i have no idea why this was recommended to me, but I listened to this song on repeat when I was really really little

Jake Scarberry

I love the random arguments people get into online. Very amusing stuff :) Makes this video more fun :)

notahipster

I love this song ^-^

musicvision31

OMG! It definitely sounds like Leonard and Sheldon from "The Big Bang Theory" but seriously!!! Specially for Leonard!

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