Some Fantastic
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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One day I will build a fountain
Drink and never grow old
Then I'll market an elixir
That will eliminate the common cold
Find your sickness on my list
Pay up front and make a wish

One day I will work with animals
All the tests I'm gonna do
All my stuff's completely natural
And when we're done we'll boil 'em
Down for glue
That we can use to re-adhere
Your lips to mine if you were here

There's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with you

I can't stand to wait in line long
So I built a new machine
It just measures up the distance
And then eliminates the folks between

One day I'll construct a satellite
And I'll name it after you
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
Except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face
As I launch you into space

There's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bye-bye self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you

Some day I will find the secret
To your social chemistry
Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
And it'll make you want to be with me
If I wear it past your work
You'll see other guys are jerks
Much like pheromones for flies
You will not avoid my eyes

There's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bye-bye self-respect




I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Barenaked Ladies' "Some Fantastic" are a light-hearted ode to the lengths that the singer would go to be with the person they desire. The first verse features the singer describing their desire to create a fountain that would allow them to drink and never grow old, and an elixir that would eliminate the common cold. The second verse paints a picture of the singer working with animals and testing them in completely natural ways, including boiling them down for glue, all in the hopes of being able to re-adhere their desired person's lips to theirs if they were present. The chorus repeats throughout the song and covers the singer's assertion that they will never do some fantastic things in life, but none as much as they want to be with the person they desire.


The song's bridge shifts the focus to the singer's feelings of sadness since their desired person left, expressing that they've lost much of their self-respect and missed out on the best of their desired person. It concludes with the singer expressing their desire to learn the secret of the desired person's social chemistry, so that they can print it on a t-shirt and make the desired person want to be with them. If they wear it past the desired person's work and the person sees everyone else as jerks, then they will not avoid the singer's eyes.


Overall, the song features quirky and humorous lyrics that passionately describe the singer's desire to be with someone they admire, while highlighting the sacrifices they would be willing to make.


Line by Line Meaning

One day I will build a fountain
Someday, I will create a fountain that will allow me to remain forever young.


Drink and never grow old
The water from my fountain will have the ability to stop the aging process.


Then I'll market an elixir
I plan to make and sell a potion that will successfully cure the common cold.


That will eliminate the common cold
This potion will hopefully eradicate the universally loathsome disease.


Find your sickness on my list
My remedy will be able to heal all kinds of illnesses, so if you have any diseases, check out my potion list.


Pay up front and make a wish
Pay me your dues and make a wish for your disease to vanish with the potion.


One day I will work with animals
Eventually, I will begin a career that will involve working with animals.


All the tests I'm gonna do
I will test various cures and remedies only made with natural ingredients.


All my stuff's completely natural
All of the products I use will come from nature and have no artificial fillers.


And when we're done we'll boil 'em
After we finish testing these remedies, we will boil down the remains of the ingredients.


Down for glue
Using the boiled-down substances we will be able to make glue.


That we can use to re-adhere
The glue produced can be used to fix things back together.


Your lips to mine if you were here
I look forward to the day we can be reunited and able to kiss again.


There's a lot I will never do
There are many things I may never accomplish in life.


Some fantastic, I know it's true
Some goals are outlandish but exist nonetheless.


But none as much as my want to be with you
Of everything I desire, the thing I want most is to be with you.


I can't stand to wait in line long
Being forced to stand in line for long periods of time frustrates me greatly.


So I built a new machine
So in order to circumvent the unpleasantness of waiting for service, I constructed a machine.


It just measures up the distance
My machine works by calculating the distance required to get to the front of the queue.


And then eliminates the folks between
Using this information, the machine goes to work, rerouting people to bypass the queue.


One day I'll construct a satellite
At some point, I'm going to build a satellite.


And I'll name it after you
I will name it after you, as you are the greatest friend I've ever had.


'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
We had an amazing relationship, and you will always hold a special place in my heart.#


Except for when you split my lip in two
However, things were not always perfect, as that time you split my lip reminded me that you have a flawed side too.


To see the look upon your face
It would be delightful to witness your expression of surprise.


As I launch you into space
As I launch the satellite bearing your name into orbit.


Bye-bye self-respect
My self-respect is diminishing day by day, and I blame this on you.


I haven't had much of it since you left
Since the day you departed, my sense of pride has dwindled significantly.


I missed out on the best of you
I had your kindness, but I still feel like I missed out on so much more.


Some day I will find the secret
Eventually, I will unravel the mystery behind your charismatic social skills.


To your social chemistry
The skills that make you a master of social interactions.


Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
Once I've learned, I'll put the knowledge on a T-shirt.


And it'll make you want to be with me
Wearing this T-shirt will have a skill-enhancing effect that will make you drawn to me.


If I wear it past your work
If I wait outside your workplace wearing the shirt and being charming, you will take notice.


You'll see other guys are jerks
Through comparison, you will be able to recognize that other men are not up to par with me.


Much like pheromones for flies
Just as pheromones attract flies, my shirt will act as a magnet for you.


You will not avoid my eyes
Once in my presence, you will not be able to look away from me.


There's a lot I will never do
There are many things I may never accomplish in life.


Some fantastic, I know it's true
Some things are so outlandish, they seem more like fiction.


But none as much as my want to be with you
Of all my desires, being with you is the one that takes the cake.


Bye-bye self-respect
Ever since you left me, I no longer feel proud of myself.


I haven't had much of it since you left
Since you've gone, the amount of self-worth I have left is rapidly disappearing.


I missed out on the best of you
My time with you was brief, and I feel like there was so much more that I could have enjoyed.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page

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