Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow And I still can hear your big old belly growl"
She's making fun of him for eating so much and still being hungry.

So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose
She's trying to feed him something healthier to help him lose weight.

Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'
He's saying that he'll eat anything and everything, including unhealthy Southern favorites like squirrel and dumplings.

She said "I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat"
She's tired of cooking for him and wants him to eat out.

So I've been down to Shoney's four times today I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way
He's been eating out at multiple restaurants.

I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin Cause Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'
He's been eating so much at buffets that he feels like he might get sick.

If you like love handles and big old buns I've pounds of passion and tons of fun
He's making a joke that he's attractive because he has love handles and a big butt.

I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck YUUUUUCK
He's saying that he needs to lose weight to look like the country singers Brooks and Dunn.

We got to find a little place where I can eat some more Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor
He wants to keep eating so that he doesn't feel too full and fall over.

Heck down to Hooters break out the wings Then make a run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine
He's saying he'll eat anything, even fast food and junk food like wings and Mexican food.

Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
He wants more food and is saying that even fatty foods like clams are fine with him.

If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
He thinks all-you-can-eat places are great because he can keep eating more and more.

Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???) Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
He doesn't care about losing weight, even if it means people like health guru Richard Simmons disapproves of him.

Make my pies pumpkin And my donuts Dunkin Cause Cledus don't stop
He's saying he loves pumpkin pies and Dunkin' Donuts and will keep eating them.