Willie's Got A Big Deck
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh
Questioning and expressing surprise over the time and wondering why someone is making noise early in the morning.

Willie, Willie!
Calling out to the person causing the commotion to grab their attention.

What are you doing over there? Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning! It's 6:30! Can't that wait till Monday? What are you putting up over there a log cabin? God I wish he'd move Yeah
Asking what the noise is about and telling the person making the noise that it's too early on a Sunday morning. Suggesting that the person's activities are excessive and should be delayed until a more appropriate time.

I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood The girls came over to party life is good Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause
Explaining the artist's situation of living in a neighborhood with partying girls until Willie moved in next door, causing the girls to flock to his house instead.

Willie's got a big deck With A hot tub on it And the girls really want it There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis There's a barbecue grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies Check out the blond on the hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter Willie's got a big deck
Describing Willie's deck which is large and equipped with a hot tub, attracting attention from the nearby girls. Additional party accessories are present, such as a grill and music. The size of the deck is emphasized as important through the artist's comments.

I decided to get some redecoratin' done I got some plants made sure they were well hung I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick But all I got was this tan and
Sharing the singer's attempts to attract the girls back to their house by redecorating and adding a tanning bed, which did not work.

Willie's got a big deck With Hot babes on it And they know how to flaunt it In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Emphasizing the size of Willie's deck again and describing the girls present, flaunting their bodies in small bikinis while drinking and partying. The twins are mentioned to support the importance of the size.

Cause Willie's got a big deck Well If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em And that's exactly what I did Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends And some day I'm gonna be like him
Acknowledging the importance of Willie's deck and the attention it attracts. The artist decides to embrace it and become friends with Willie, hoping to become like him one day.

Cause Willie's got a big deck With My tanning bed on it And the girls really want it The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis They're funnelin' beer and sippin' martinis There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her Willie showed us all size does matter
Highlighting the artist's embracing of Willie's deck and the attention it attracts, including the addition of their own tanning bed. The girls are present again, partying with drinks and in bikinis, and a naked woman commands attention. The idea that size matters is reiterated.

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's, uh, all I got, You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it? Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there, Big deck
Admitting that their deck is not as impressive as Willie's but it's all they have. Considering expanding the deck through an 'add-a-deck-tomy', which involves adding more wood. The song title is restated as a final reference to the importance of deck size.