I Can Do Without You
Doris Day Lyrics


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DORIS:
In the Summer you're the Winter
In the finger you're the splinter
In the banquet you're the stew
Say, I could do without you

HOWARD:
In the garden you're the gopher
In the Levi's you're the loafer
Like an overturned canoe
Well, I could do without you

DORIS:
You can go to Philadelphia
Take a hack to Hackensack
Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer
Or yell fer yer to come back

HOWARD:
In the question you're the why
In the ointment you're the fly
DORIS:
Though I know some things are indefensible
Like a buck or two
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without you

HOWARD:
In the barrel you're a pickle
In the goldmine you're a nickel
You're the tack inside my shoe
Yes, I can do without you

DORIS:
In my bosom you're a dagger
You're a mangy carpetbagger
In the theatre you're the 'boo'
I can do without you

HOWARD:
You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me
You've a face no one would paint
DORIS:
I got the darndest itch in me
To be wherever you ain't

HOWARD:
In the bullfrog you're the croak
DORIS:
In the forest, poison oak
HOWARD:
Though I know somethings are necessary
My half-pint buckaroo
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without.....
DORIS:
You're a knothead!
HOWARD:
You're a faker!
DORIS:
You're a bonehead!
HOWARD:
Troublemaker!




BOTH:
I can do without you!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song “I Can Do Without You” by Doris Day is a playful exchange of insults between two lovers, Doris and Howard. They both express their belief that they can live without each other as they list various situations where they would not need their partner. The lyrics use a lot of metaphors where they compare their partner to unpleasant things. For instance, Doris compares Howard to a splinter in her finger, a gopher in her garden, and a dagger in her bosom. In response, Howard compares Doris to an overturned canoe, a loafer in his Levi's, and a tack inside his shoe.


Both Doris and Howard acknowledge that some things are necessary, but they can do without each other. This banter between lovers expressing humorous insults was popular in many old-time radio programs and films. It is a lighthearted way of showing affection and is reminiscent of the type of playful argument that many couples have.


Overall, the lyrics of the song are a fun, humorous interaction of a couple going back and forth, expressing how they feel about each other. It is not meant to be taken seriously, and it evokes nostalgia for the era of playful teasing in romance.


Line by Line Meaning

In the Summer you're the Winter
You're the opposite of what I want and need in life.


In the finger you're the splinter
You're a small but irritating problem in my life.


In the banquet you're the stew
You're the least appealing option in a situation.


Say, I could do without you
I don't need you in my life.


In the garden you're the gopher
You're always in the way and causing trouble.


In the Levi's you're the loafer
You're lazy and unhelpful in every situation.


Like an overturned canoe
You're a disaster waiting to happen.


Well, I could do without you
I don't want or need you in my life.


You can go to Philadelphia
You can go anywhere, but I won't follow you.


Take a hack to Hackensack
I don't care where you go or what you do.


Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer
I won't call you or ask you to come back to me.


Or yell fer yer to come back
I won't chase after you or try to get you back.


In the question you're the why
You create confusion and uncertainty.


In the ointment you're the fly
You're a nuisance and an irritation.


Though I know some things are indefensible
I know that some things can't be justified or explained.


Like a buck or two
Like some small and insignificant thing.


If there's one thing I can do without
I don't need this one thing in my life.


I can do without you
I don't want or need you in my life.


In the barrel you're a pickle
You're a problem that just won't go away.


In the goldmine you're a nickel
You're a worthless and useless thing.


You're the tack inside my shoe
You're a constant source of discomfort and pain.


Yes, I can do without you
I don't want or need you in my life.


In my bosom you're a dagger
You're a painful and hurtful presence in my life.


You're a mangy carpetbagger
You're a deceitful and untrustworthy person.


In the theatre you're the 'boo'
You're the thing that ruins my enjoyment or happiness.


You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me
Your charms don't work on me anymore.


You've a face no one would paint
You're not attractive or desirable in any way.


I got the darndest itch in me
I have a strong desire or urge to be away from you.


To be wherever you ain't
I want to be as far away from you as possible.


In the bullfrog you're the croak
You're the unpleasant and irritating part of every situation.


In the forest, poison oak
You're the dangerous and harmful part of every situation.


Though I know somethings are necessary
I know that some things are important and needed.


My half-pint buckaroo
My little, insignificant problem.


You're a knothead!
You're stubborn and difficult to deal with.


You're a faker!
You're not genuine or honest.


You're a bonehead!
You're unintelligent and foolish.


Troublemaker!
You cause problems and conflicts wherever you go.


I can do without you!
I don't want or need you in my life.




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Comments from YouTube:

Brianna Leatherberry

My favorite movie as a kid. My mom had to rewind it so many times for me as a kid. I can sing every song by heart:)

Ellen Sheppard

Same here! I grew up on this movie and I can sing all the songs! ❤

Deanna Breezy

Mine too the good ole days

Leah McCarthy

I love their facial expressions haha. Calamity's facial expression at 1:43 and how Bill reacts to her jumping up at 1:53. It makes me laugh when I see Calamity looking at Bill at 2:17. Their facial expressions really make the scene seem like they are true reactions.

deici7

you can here that they are really singing, there is no play back, thats talent

Melissa Bee Ann.

Of all the ladies playing opposite of Howard Keel, Doris Day holds her own and matches his energy. Perfect couple.

sirilucksana

One of my favourite films and the best thing about this song is that it's a single shot and not dubbed post-filming so it's like watching them perform live! and performed perfectly at that.

EditorOfSL

“Sure, why don’t I send for the Queen of Sheba?”

“No good, they want Adelaide!”

Lol! I love Doris Day so much; she was one of the few actresses I know of who could do comedy and serious stuff, glamorous and dressed down, and could sing brilliantly into the bargain!

John Bockelie

" My half pint buckaroo", a cute Nick name for Calamity Jane.

Wild Heart

"In my bosom, you're a dagger.
You're a mangy carpet bagger!" Ah, they don't write them like that anymore.
Pure gold!

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